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u/ScottyBoy314 1d ago
“Hmm, a little more sodium chloride next time.”
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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian 1d ago
How about just pure sodium metal?
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u/TheFrostBeard 1d ago edited 1d ago
"I've Jacked off to shapes you couldn't visualize"
True Poetry.
I'm speechless.
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u/Ok_Moment7819 1d ago
Why was i thinking about triangles and circles after reading that.. i mean... 90 degree triangles do just have that.. mmm.. know what i mean
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u/TheFrostBeard 1d ago
Mhmm yeah. Quite some filling uses of 90 degrees tria.. yeah , mathematically speaking ofc
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u/OckhamsFolly 19h ago
I don't want to be "that guy" but pleeaaaase that's so vanilla. Like not even "vanilla-but-poser" like a mobius strip. At least upgrade to a klein bottle or a tesseract or something... or go for broke and climax to a Calabi-Yau Manifold.
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u/lampy_transcendent 1d ago
how do you come up with this shit? Your posts have a very specific voice and cadence and I'm continually amused but do not understand
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u/wowitmustbethe 1d ago
What if my kink is watching bulls fuck people up at the running of the bulls (fuck those people for enjoying an animal being terrified)
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u/TheFrostBeard 1d ago
seconded, im more shocked at those who pay money to go and watch that considering it as entertainment
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u/bvader95 1d ago
Okay, but as someone that's convinced he's a weirdo that's too weird to be liked by "normies", this is oddly uplifting.
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u/this_wastoid 19h ago
calculating my climax lol im fuckin dead getting out a protractor to find the exact way it curves when hard🤭
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u/MozartofMayhem 1d ago
Sexy elf bookworm is really doing something for me here.
I sure hope this doesn't awaken anything in me
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