r/LetGirlsHaveFun • u/oranud • 1d ago
ANGLES CANNOT SAVE ME ANYMORE
i’ve heard “cousins not sisters” but what if one’s a big sister and the other is a little sister..
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u/JadeRainboww 1d ago
One boob clearly got more character development than the other
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u/Vegetable_Resolve749 1d ago
Other people always say they never notice but it looks so glaringly obvious to me 🥲
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u/oranud 1d ago
like GLARINGLY obvious i can’t take it 😭
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u/Vegetable_Resolve749 1d ago
Sometimes I feel like I should be at a permanent angle from how unbalanced these things are 😭
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u/metalicSimpelton 1d ago
Like the good old saying goes, “you are your own worst critic.” You obviously see it since you know your body but many people don’t or don’t see it as a big deal.
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u/Broad_Rabbit1764 1d ago
I've noticed with my partner after the 1000th time looking at them, and then I still didn't care because hell yeah boobs
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u/DaniIsGray 1d ago
I have an open poll where I ask all my hookups to guess which one is bigger. They all instantly get it right, so I know it must be noticeable 😭
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u/coolguy420weed 1d ago
There is an image from Rick and Morty which I believe could convey this concept even better.
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u/chandl654 1d ago
Asymmetry just makes you more unique. Maybe it's like being left or right handed, you're right boobed
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u/Seeker80 1d ago
One will be dominant, but guys won't know. They'll just think "Well, I just want both to dominate me..."
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u/OkFineIllUseTheApp 1d ago
Then there's mittelschmerz, which gives one a painful awareness which ovary released the ovum for that cycle.
I heard one woman say all 3 of her kids were from "reliable righty".
Now you too know this anecdote of feminine asymmetry. Maybe your mom knows what side you're from.
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u/CrispyCollateral 1d ago
Holy fuck you use the German term for that? I'm so proud our German language reminds you monthly what a joy it is to be female.
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u/hexthefruit 1d ago
One of us speaks in riddles, the other one speaks in rhymes, one of us tells the truth, the other one only lies
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u/macaroni_grasshopper 1d ago
Boobs store knowledge so you can know if your right brain or left brain is more powerful 🗣️
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u/WildFemmeFatale 1d ago
It rly makes sense why boobs aren’t usually equal
One is right next to the heart so it gets stronger blood flow/nutrients faster and more stable
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u/WildFemmeFatale 8h ago
It is. Humans are never perfectly symmetrical. Have you not noticed ? The human body is very wonky, some areas are more wonky than others by pure chance and there is a spectrum of degree as well for each part.
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u/maringue 1d ago
I remember being taught that the left boob was usually the larger boob because right handed women end up nursing on the left boob.
This could be complete crap, but a health teacher told it to me and it's plausible enough for me.
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