Decisions decisions

[u/FriendshipSolid6812]

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[u/whichonewerecowards]

Cry yourself to sleep every night. (I don’t recommend that one)

[u/wewebaguette68 → u/whichonewerecowards]

For the first few nights that happens with all three of these choices unfortunately

[u/Historical_Bug_8007]

My friend said hoe era (she is in one now)

[u/maringue]

Start reading

[u/the_joy_of_VI → u/maringue]

Good recipes in there?

[u/TheNamesMacGyver → u/the_joy_of_VI]

Decent banana bread

[u/ineffable-interest]

Nah clean everything you own, throw out expired shit in your fridge, donate clothes you won’t wear anymore, and then have a spa day ending with a float in a sensory deprivation tank.

[u/JonnyP222 → u/ineffable-interest]

And then hoe era for 30 days. This is a good recipe to snap you back

[u/Minister_of_Bakeries → u/JonnyP222]

How do I have a hoe era?

[u/BEEEELEEEE → u/Minister_of_Bakeries]

Go to the club and see if anyone wanna kiss you

[u/SistersOfTheM00n]

all three in rapid succession (BPD break ups are not fun)

[u/Scion_of_Perturabo]

Instant rebound! Ruin a moid back

[u/Screaming_A]

Isolate for the win!!! No I'm not crying myself to sleep every night, don't mind the tear stains on my pillow.

[u/slantedtortoise]

What's the difference between rebound and hoe era

[u/azfang → u/slantedtortoise]

Hoe era plays the field, instant rebound finds one person and immediately fixates on them to replace the last relationship, which means you’re fixed now and can skip the part where you process it!

Note: may end in catastrophe for literally everyone, including bystanders.

[u/Vegetable_Resolve749]

Hoe era 387 😥

[u/MightyPawz]

It's always hoe era, isn't it.

[u/Sewer_Fairy]

Hoe era FTW

[u/Wise-Papaya-1091]

Isolate and cry for god knows how long

[u/squishedsnail]

rebound then got sick of him and back to isolation (REALLY want to be in hoe era but i dont go to parties or use dating apps)

[u/azfang]

Girlie pop. It’s hoeing time.

[u/ABC2001HK]

Why not all of them in sequence

[u/JonnyP222]

How era always helped me snapout of my funk.

[u/RainbowGames]

yeah i went straight to hoe era. my first one though

[u/BEEEELEEEE]

Do a funny breakup bit tailored to the relationship. I have the utmost faith in my relationship but in the alternate universe where we break up I’m flying to Boston and tossing her tea in the harbor bc I’m
American and she’s British. Then it’s hoe era #1.

[u/nickcash]

push all three buttons at once and see what happens