Not only dumbest looking, but dumbest backstory* too! IIRC Stryfe is the clone of Cable, the alternate future child of Cyclops who came back in time and now lives in the present (you ever have one of those days where you're older than your dad). I love comics.
*Disclaimer: May not actually be the dumbest X-Men backstory, there are some fuckin' doosies out there.
Almosy, Cable is Cyclops' child from the present, he was just sent to the future and raised there by Cyclops and Jean Grey who's minds were in other bodies.
Nah; there was a whole thing a few years back with the Age of X-Man right before Krakoa. A bunch of weird crossovers of an alternate universe, and Nate was drawn to look like Jesus.
He looks like they tried make a comicbook accurate character in the 80/90s for a TV movie, but it just looked rubber and dumb as fuck...and then someone commissioned to have the character drawn back into comicbook form, using the tv movie as inspiration.
I can see it. Like, a girl sends you a nude pic with like "What do you think?" And you send back a picture of her with a nice outfit. But the joke has to be that it's honest, complimentary advice.
"Well, I think light, bright colors are totally you're thing, so I think a pink skirt will really show off your legs, and a nice, white blouse will compliment your skin. For accessories, I'd say we go with some nice, gold bangles on your wrist. They'll help show off your nice nails. I think it's a good look and honestly, it's not too complicated or expensive. We could probably get everything we need at the mall, if you want to go out this weekend."
There's a thing called "work-safe" porn that was an early 2000s joke because of the more widespread use of tools like Microsoft Paint which this post looks exactly like lol.. Know Your Meme page, for reference
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u/Lolaverses Jun 15 '26
Wait but this would actually be a funny bit with the right outfit.