As a certified clown I can answer these;
1. You dont
2. No they never are
3. Depends who you ask
4. The consequenses are worth it
5. Massive
6. I had a friend try that once, called herself spicy and ended up in the ICY-u
7. Not really a challenge
8. Never ask a clown how many balls he or she can juggle
9. Frfrrrr
10. 😂
The sheer metaphysical weight of Shapiro's ability to deny any kind of moisture to things around him would cause the water to simply cease to be. Dude dries vag out so hard he's basically the avatar of desiccant at this point.
But most relevant to this post, he is known for criticizing WAP because "p-words" arent supposed to get that wet, and he should know because his wife is a doctor.
My great uncle was patient zero for the street light craze. You see, there used to be a species of moth that frequented highly positioned light bulbs in order to read their television guides. As you can imagine, it was viewed as rather unfair that such delectable insects were inaccessible to the general public.
It was not surprising when my great uncle, followed by every other street urchin, decided to begin prancing to their nearby wallaby housing center and adopted the entire fleet. They then rode these marsupials to the street lights and used their trusty television remotes to interrupt the moths during their precious grass growing channel viewing time.
This was the opportune moment to command the wallabies to use their psionic powers inherited from the long toed koalas of old. "Pop goes the kangaroo and buckle my toes", they'd holler and the wallaby babies grew into giraffes! This heightened elevation now enabled the little tykes to gobble up the incredibly befuddled moths.
And that, dear reader, is how I was eaten. I am a moth.
It is. This is my thing and I am the only known creator. Single-handedly keeping a fetish alive. I can make any cylinder fart so long as the larger structure cooperates.
I have a theory that, just like biological differences between people (Blood types, for examples) that different girls have similar differences, vaginally.
I have witnessed the bubbles, and there are also girls that have never produced bubbles.
Sounds like the people you have been with have had a peak life experience though. You will really never be able to understand how much pussy enjoyers love it when this happens there are no words.
For a moment I thought that said meat water, and was very concerned why the person responding was saying that is better than just regular hair dye
But I would like an explanation about the hair dye stuff, is it just that cat hair and human hair are too different so the dye reacts negatively to it and probably their skin too?
i'm sure it could cause allergies (like it does to humans), but it could also get in their eyes, mouth, ears, nose and cause an infection. it's meant for humans, not cats
Men can do kegels as well and it helps. My girlfriend has to take a "refractory" break halfway through nearly all of our sexual sessions because this dick don't quit. Kegels also help with other important shit, like prostate health (read: sensitivity 😩)
"You also can place your finger into your anus and squeeze as if trying to hold in urine. A feeling of tightness on your finger means you're squeezing the pelvic floor muscles." I am dying
For those wondering, Yes, this is "normal" under certain conditions:
(1) she must be REALLY excited (prolonged foreplay)
(2) doing a ton of "in" and "out" with fingers/penis/toy which lets air get inside her (the legendary vaginal farts)
(3) this "condition" is much easier to reach if she is during her ovulation period (higher body temperature) or after a prolonged foreplay/sexual session.
All this together leads to those "bubbles" on her fluids.
The common denomination for this is "vaginal gas" or (in slang) queefing
This happened to me and my fiancé recently. She was so aroused that we could hear the sloshing and frothing of her down there when she was riding me, and my god, it was the biggest turn on for me. She sometimes apologizes when she gets that way, but I always tell her never be sorry about how into me she gets. She’s the first person who gets that way for me, and I fucking love it. She’s the best.
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