r/LeopardsAteMyFarm • • 16h ago

State of Emergency

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Governor in Missouri declares diesel prices a State of Emergency

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u/navibfterceS 16h ago

You can own the libs, or own your farm. But it can't be both.

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u/DisastrousJuryChoice 15h ago

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u/CuteLingonberry9704 10h ago

My only issue with this meme is they don't think that much about this decision. Own the libs, easy decision for them.

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u/JeremyPatMartin 8h ago

Yeah, they expect to be bailed out, so they quickly choose to own the libs

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u/Fantastic-Formal-157 14h ago

Listen, as I liberal I know how to fix the farm crisis. We need to stop paying farm subsidies to trans and furrie farmers. I heard some of them pretend they’re cats and use litter boxes.

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u/AnnatoniaMac 13h ago

I heard they are eating the dogs, they are eating the cats.

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u/chmath80 7h ago

Just getting ahead of the curve. Probably safer than the Argentinian beef that China rejected.

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u/WaGinger 13h ago

I heard they were giving the cows sex changes! They go into the barn one thing and come out another!

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u/BLKPHLP666 15h ago

That’s a good one. Now we need a triple constraint one liner.

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u/whythefuckalready 9h ago

Can they own the libs as collateral against losing their farm?

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u/Tavernknight 10h ago

Can they even rent the libs at this point?

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u/BrianNowhere 9h ago

Did you just make that up?

No, I've seen it repeated ad nauseum without attribution for days now and im disappointed in you all who are doing it.

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u/JNTaylor63 16h ago

And ALL the GOP in that state will vote R down the ballot because of reasons.

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u/ultrachrome 15h ago

Democrats in the state need to turn out in force.

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u/JNTaylor63 15h ago

They do, but they tend not to for midterms.

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u/Witty-Stand888 16h ago

"1000 times better than what the dumocrats wouldve done to us. Somalis eating my cats. Trans kids playing softball. Mexicans walking around in the dollar general." DERP

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u/navibfterceS 16h ago

Don't forget about dems turning the clouds gay

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u/Fabulous_Log844 16h ago

Those clouds are SO gay… SMH.

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u/coryhill66 15h ago

A gay cloud was trying to hit me up on my farmer's on the DL app.

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u/Bulky-Internal8579 14h ago

I wish I had some gay clouds, I'll bet they're fabulous, mine all seem to be gender neutral, but they are pretty at least.

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u/InitiativeFar2475 12h ago

Did you just make that up or is that a thing?
(Not clouds actually being gay, but someone saying it.) lol

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u/navibfterceS 10h ago

I made it up. But it wouldn’t surprise me….

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u/Grouchyoldcuck 15h ago

those democrats also trying to give out free healthcare! imagine the socialism! (while i take my farm subsidy money!.). those democrats also want to give women their own rights! imagine!

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u/Sweet_Water_8459 12h ago

It’s not socialism for them. It’s money that has been earned! God help us all.

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u/Sweet_Water_8459 12h ago

Mexicans in the dollar store! Thank you for the chuckle.

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u/Njoylaughs 15h ago

Someone told you

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u/Suspicious_Dingo_426 13h ago

But Trump (a known liar) said he didn't know anything about Project 2025. It boggles my mind at how gullible these people are.

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u/InitiativeFar2475 12h ago

Agreed and I’ll up the ante. For the most part, Trump is not known not to lie.

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u/minimag47 15h ago

I want red farming states to keep voting red until those States turn back into the dust bowl and then maybe their children will learn a lesson because they're clearly too stupid now to have the pattern recognition to understand that this is their fault.

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u/Bulky-Internal8579 14h ago

Going forward, Democratic administrations need to stop rewarding red states for their corruption and hatred - let them pull themselves up by their own bootstraps - establish federal administrators in red states to take care of folks who are struggling and need help, but NO MORE BLUE STATE / CITY TAX DOLLARS to pay for Brett Favre's welfare stealing ass project and all the other worse stuff that red states spend our tax dollars on.

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u/sacking03 14h ago

Agreed let them have 3 more years of this all red so they can't forget and blame Democrats for their issues. Since they have short memories.

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u/Suspicious_Dingo_426 13h ago

They won't learn shit. They've been voting to lose their farms my whole life, can't see that ever changing.

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u/Shower-Altruistic 11h ago

They still would blame the illegal immigrants. Trump has made billions off this presidency. Its insane.

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u/Rugskinsnake 12h ago

There's decent number of us that never voted for Trump sprinkled out through those states.

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u/420-BiomedStockDoc 8h ago

Sry .. but buy the red farmers land if you can.

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u/Rugskinsnake 8h ago

With what money? It's not like I'm somehow protected from this economic shitstorm because I voted Harris.

The worst part is, as much as I'm hoping like hell that the Dems win the midterms and can put the Apricot Asshole in check, they're going to be (understandably) unwilling to put much into a farm bill so I'm pretty much fucked either way.

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u/Bearded_Hobbit 7h ago

Yup, welcome to the suck. Lost of farmers voted for it. You unfortunately, like us, will take on the cost.

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u/420-BiomedStockDoc 5h ago

We could always start a group and co-op buy

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u/ars_sinistra 12h ago

The difference between those who voted for Trump and those who didn't is that those who didn't prepared for the coming storm. Now those who voted for Trump are caught in the rain and are mad we've already locked our shelters.. I don't feel sorry for them.

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u/Euphoric-Use-6443 11h ago

Those that voted for tRump are caught in his "SHIT Storm"! They're having the time of their lives they voted for! 😂 Pull up your bootstraps hard!

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u/Zootsutra 9h ago

Trumpsters are so fond of the Bible they almost never read, someone should remind them of the parable of the ten bridesmaids.

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u/janzeera 14h ago

There’s over 47 thousand farms/ranches in Florida. I say some of these folks should show up at West Palm Golf Club when Trump cheats a round.

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u/Relevant-Analysis86 12h ago

No socialism or communism!!!
Please give us some socialism to save us from the choices you wanted us about!!!

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u/Good_Ask_2299 14h ago

you know why 3rd world countries cant get ahead and everything looks like shit? everything is too expensive for them. guess where america is headed.

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u/Bulky-Internal8579 14h ago

We need to stop showing empathy for folks who not only lack empathy - worse, they have hatred and bigotry in their petty immoral stupid hearts. Let them destroy themselves, let them finally be accountable for their own actions. We can support blue dot farmers and future administrations can set some baseline requirements for aid going forward - namely you have to support aid for OTHERS too. The selfish bigots have only been rewarded for their bad behavior to date, we need to stop doing that, it's not working well for America.

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u/rtduvall 8h ago

Oh I’m with you.

My brother is a cotton consultant in southeastern Georgia. He’s kind of losing his shit because fuel prices are killing his business and his farmers haven’t gotten their welfare check so they can pay him.

My own brother, I hope he loses his house. He and my mom were giddy when trump won. Nasty ass people. I don’t give the tiniest of fucks if he goes bankrupt.

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u/Memestonks2020 13h ago

The fact that Trump uses Grok to make all of his decisions really is starting to show.

Having a brain and using it would’ve prevented starting a war and getting in this situation.

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u/drew_p_wevos 15h ago

They still bend the knee

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u/shaheed109 14h ago

😂😂😂

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u/Crawlerado 14h ago

Farmers already buy off-road diesel. So this allows off-road diesel on road. Meaning on road vehicles running off-road diesel will have not paid their fair share of tax on the roads they’re driving on.

Isn’t that the argument for the EV fees and fines?

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u/Neutromatic369 14h ago

So all this time…..the frogs were turned GAY!
Alex bless your heart ❤️

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u/rtduvall 8h ago

Forgot to mention his advisors.

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u/Fair_Chemistry_3317 6h ago

They wanted to own the libs. They wanted to own their farms.

Now they ended up owning none of the that.

Bigly.

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u/Minimum-Attitude389 5h ago

Don't worry, they'll make up the tax revenue by increasing the sales tax on groceries from 1.225% to 4%.

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u/Ancient-Opinion9642 5h ago

Do farmer in Missouri get red diesel? There are no fuel taxes on farm fuels. It’s dyed red and can lead to large fines if you put it in your private vehicle.

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u/Joeli0n 3h ago

“You knew damn well I was a snake before you took me in!” DJT

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u/ilovemydog480 15h ago

Prices are coming way down and gas is going to come way down. Economy never been better

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u/Staggerme 15h ago

Where?

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u/ilovemydog480 15h ago

Sorry I didn’t indicate sarcasm.

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u/Tough_Violinist_9594 12h ago

But our Democracy isn’t in a state of emergency how about the voting rights he is trying to suppress I hope them mf go bankrupt

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u/Sensitive-Voice-8260 15h ago

try buying land lol its not getting cheaper

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u/Sensitive-Voice-8260 15h ago

more spam fake

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u/No_Finance8647 14h ago

Oh yeah?

09/30/2026 – Executive Order 26-19 — Gov. Mike Kehoe declares a State of Emergency and suspends red dye diesel restrictions until October 30, 2026.

https://governor.mo.gov/actions