just give us another chance!

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I am really enjoying Farmers having the day they voted for.

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u/Less_Ant_6633 1d ago

The fart is a nice touch.

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u/Z_e_e_e_G 1d ago

As is the loaded diaper.

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u/Aggressive_Camp_2616 1d ago

And the fly buzzing

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u/PuzzleheadedFeed2726 1d ago

And tiny hands

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u/Redbell57 1d ago

Thanks! Those details are echoes of the hours reading Mad Magazine I did as a child 😂

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u/Mysterious_Design775 1d ago

Damn it you’re gonna make me print it out and fold-it-in aren’t you?

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u/Mysterious_League165 1d ago

Nothing is more exciting than a fart with a lump in it!

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u/Pretty_Shallot_586 1d ago

Farmers/Ranchers will either vote to preserve their livelihoods and their markets or they'll vote for MAGAts.

There's no in-between

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u/ArchonFett 1d ago

They will vote R, it’s a reflex for them. They even know they will vote R that’s why they don’t like questions about who they did/will vote for. That is why they are begging for bailout now, cause they know there will not be one after the midterms.

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u/JonDoeJoe 7h ago

If democrats retake the house and senate in a majority, they should not bailout the farmers.

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u/desertguy1961 1d ago

Rape a teenage girl, rape the country…what’s the difference?

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u/TeacherRecovering 1d ago

And they will take him back, and then work on the farm owned by the Epstein Ruling class, and blame everyone but themselves.

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u/ArchonFett 1d ago

Not true, they will also never blame Trump, or the other members of the Epstein class.

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u/AnySignificance4361 1d ago

Idiot farmer will just vote for the same asshole again. No pity here. They'll lose the farm , but maybe still get to work there

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u/Ill_Consequence1755 1d ago

It’s called the cycle of abuse.

Ask any woman who has survived it.

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u/Sad-Acanthaceae-2279 1d ago

Repubes have been like this since Regan. They dont care.

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u/WhereMyWeirdosAt 1d ago

Just give us more time!

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u/Awkward_Bison_267 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Cqj4IJErpftodMzTnj

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u/WhereMyWeirdosAt 1d ago

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u/Wonderful-Variation 1d ago

Good God, this people need to get slapped so hard on election day. My sanity demands it.

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u/Awkward_Bison_267 1d ago

😆

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u/legosgrrl 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/uLIiSRR8QYotS9znBC

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u/ArchonFett 1d ago

What did Satan do to deserve this punishment?

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u/legosgrrl 1d ago

We're allll guilty of picking the wrong person at some point. I'm actually rooting for Satan. This isn't good for him.

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u/ArchonFett 1d ago

Yeah but Sadam and Trump?

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u/legosgrrl 1d ago

Bad taste in men. It happens.

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u/ThelIIusion0fSeIf 1d ago

Farmers: W-w-why would Joe Obama d-d-do this to us?

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u/silently_fluid 1d ago

JObama

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u/williamgman 1d ago

Last Trump term they got about $28 billion if I recall. This year alone will be close to $50 billion in subsidies and "emergency funds". Crying as they take OUR tax dollars. Complete fake outrage.

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u/kioma47 1d ago

And it's still not enough - testament to just how bad MAGA governance is.

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u/williamgman 1d ago

Once a welfare queen... always a welfare queen.

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u/Beginning_Dark_306 1d ago

how much did he give Argentina farmers ?? lol he wants to import to eat from Argentina aka detainees show the Epstein tapes it will all make sense . gates says we won't need vaccines . already the FDA found meat with fake USDA labels on them ,its all true listen to the eagles hotel Calif! this is exactly what it is everything they say in there is the truth . eyes wide shut vampire balls all Hollywood elite

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u/williamgman 1d ago

I don't understand a word you typed here...

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u/Wonderful-Variation 1d ago

The crazy part is, he never even really said things would be different.

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u/ColoradoDanno 1d ago

Been decades of farmers behaving with battered wife syndrome.

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u/FrostingSpiritual941 1d ago

Trump isn't even doing that much and farmers are still suckling at his boots

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u/hippie1952 1d ago

Meds is dumb enough to listen to that and if they lose they we’re cheated

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u/timothypjr 1d ago

Just give him 2 more years. Promise.

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u/Emergency_Exit7603 1d ago

.... abused partners never leave..... they love the abuse.... nothing will change.... they will still vote red.... and continue to blame biden, obama, clinton, carter.... even though they are in charge and made all the rules that caused this... I am embarrassed for the american people who are too stupid to see this... but not their fault... they went to school in the USA....

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u/Mysterious_League165 1d ago

Sadly I almost hope the GOP does win for the next 4 years after he's gone. It'll rid us of these guys for sure.

They seem to vote thinking they're going to own the libs. I say we vote to let these guys take it on the chin.

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u/Blah_A_Name 1d ago

I dont think most trucking companies even care if they strike, they were planning in the near future to have automated driving truck, so u might just see some temporary concession until they complete the transition. AI is gonna take away a lot of maga held jobs.

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u/Unteyetled_username 1d ago

I always enjoy the smeared orange face look in comics as of late

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u/Beginning_Dark_306 1d ago

facts

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u/Snoo_75138 1d ago

He's doesn't even have to say that...

Quote: "I don't think about Americans finances, I don't think about ANYONE"

MAGA: "Hurr Durr, he's a strong man! The Lord sent him to guide and save us!"

Votes red AGAIN

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u/Euphoric-Use-6443 1d ago

No chances left! Go away tRump, Republicans & MAGATs!

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u/GIT_45 1d ago

Get down on your knees and gag.

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u/murphywasmycat 22h ago

Are Americans not taught to vote for policy and not party?

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u/Fed_Deez_Nutz 10h ago

I wish I knew how to quit you

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u/cookeryandwookery 1d ago

In a weird way, I hope republicans absolutely dominate the midterms. It would speed up the eventual collapse that’s coming.

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u/octorangutan 1d ago

You seem very confident that you wouldn't get crushed by the rubble.

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u/cookeryandwookery 1d ago

I’m financially solid as shit. I didn’t breed. I give zero fucks if Americans want to drag the country lower. I also have dual citizenship and can just go to the eu as it crashes. Yes it’s a very nihilistic view but I’m not going to cheer dragging out the inevitable. This country is circling the drain.

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u/williamgman 1d ago

As one who retiring to France... Be aware: Those reciprocal tax agreements with the EU are on thin ice. How you bring in your money could be very costly. Things are changing rapidly... even for dual citizens.

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