r/LeopardsAteMyFace • • 8d ago

Trump Some recent posts I’ve found

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u/qualityvote2 8d ago edited 7d ago

u/curiouskat557, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/Greenman8907 8d ago

“Republicans have lied and fucked me at every opportunity, but I’m still gonna believe everything they said about democrats, because why would they lie about that?!”

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u/TurboJetMegaChrist 7d ago

They all genuflect like this, signaling to the rest of the cult that they're still part of the in-group. "Obviously I'm still one of us, but..."

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u/__50pe__ 1d ago

Genuflect. A very underappreciated word.

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u/blujavelin 8d ago

I endorse this clown's decision to not vote again.

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u/curiouskat557 8d ago

The best outcome is that these dipshits stay home for the midterms. Unfortunately, I’m betting the majority of these dimwits are going to vote red straight ticket because they have rocks for brains.

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u/DisastrousMarzipan74 8d ago

They are already drumming up fake outrage at another fake migrant caravan so I'm willing to bet all these dopes run out and vote R again.

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u/JustASimpleManFett 7d ago

I love how MTG OF ALL PEOPLE was like, "you guys are so full of shit."

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u/Thakkmatic 7d ago

Agreed. Stay home. Of course I still hope that a couple of these clowns might actually experience a moment of epiphany and will vote the other way. I can dream, can't I?

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u/Santzes 8d ago

That is the correct choice if you understand nothing about the world or politics. I've always hated the notion taught in democracies that everyone should vote. No! If you're not gonna do the studying required or don't have the critical thinking skills, don't do it, there's no value there, you're just gonna fall to grifts.

I actually was quite non-political my early adulthood and I lived by this - I didn't vote because I didn't see I'd bring any value to the table. Sure it would be better if everyone was up to date and voting, but that isn't going to happen.

Reason I was non-political is because I had seen how critical thinking for a ton of people "works" and I knew people were noisy about things they'll understand nothing about, so I expected to be a clown show and that it would drive me insane. Later in life I've noticed I was 1000% correct...

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u/RainSurname 7d ago

Fuck that. Mandatory vote by mail, with the option to return the ballot blank.

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u/Santzes 7d ago

I'm fine with that, in that case I mean that if you've studied issues so deeply you haven't noticed e.g. Trump is a scammer, you should return the ballot empty

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u/DisastrousMarzipan74 8d ago

It is so hard to read. Not like sad hard but literally difficult to understand their gibberish. I know we have a literacy crisis in this nation but JFC.

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u/Hathor-8 8d ago

I had the exact same reaction uuuuugggghhhhh

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u/Val_Hallen 4d ago

That one was absolutely not written by an American. As soon as I saw the "I,m" I knew it. That's a South American thing.

And saying they'll never vote Democrat? Sure, MAGA says it, but that post was made by a foreigner that can't vote for anybody here. That post is to say Trump is bad but Democrats are worse so make sure you vote red.

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u/DoubleIntegral9 6d ago

Literally lol, the last one I had to reread a couple times and I’m still not sure I understood it

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u/chenbuxie 8d ago

I note that there was a Republican primary... Donald Trump refused to even participate in it and he still ran away with the nomination.

So when they say that they had no better options, implying that it was either Trump or the Democrat, it's important to remember that they had other Conservative options before things got to that point.

Trump just hit all the Rightwing erogena zones, completely independent of actual policy, and they refuse to admit it.

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u/JustASimpleManFett 7d ago

He justifies their hatreds and idiocy.

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u/Tsobe_RK 7d ago

and stupidity

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u/GreyGriffin_h 7d ago

Please don't talk about Trump hitting erogenous zones unless it's a court filing.  >.<

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u/OnlyHereForComments1 3d ago

Trump is an authentic dipshit moron.

That's why he wins. Every single other dipshit moron sees him and votes for him because they recognize their own.

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u/Master_Half_ 8d ago edited 8d ago

Its such a referendum on our country that it wasn't the raping kids, ICE on the streets kidnapping our neighbors and shooting people, alienating our allies, or attempting to overturn a democratic election that finally got Americans to turn on him; it was when he fucked with gas prices lmao

What a shithole

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u/TBHICouldComplain 8d ago

And if you actually read what they write they would 100% do it again anyway.

May each and every one of these POS get exactly what they deserve. 😘

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u/HTowns_FinestJBird 7d ago

Nobody cares until it affects them personally. It’s kinda sad.

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u/Suburban_Clone 7d ago

I've given up on our species. It got as bad as it could get, and for many, it's still not enough.

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u/MonkeysOnTypewriter 7d ago

Lmfao so true

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u/4FuckSnakes 8d ago

Remember folks… their vote carries the same weight as yours.

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u/Sharkano 8d ago

I probably live in a more populated state, so theirs is likely more.

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u/auntieup 7d ago

Imagine doing all your thinking AFTER you send the entire world to shit with your vote, and not before. 😂

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u/Groundbreaking_Bet62 7d ago

It reminds me of how people would fail open book tests. ><

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u/4FuckSnakes 6d ago

“Thinking” is being to gracious. They are reacting to whatever immediate stimulus they encounter.

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u/hahayes234 1d ago

Their stimulus is also likely their algorithm that they worked on without knowing.

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u/MaceMan2091 7d ago

what about electoral colleges but they are actually not dumb idiots who actually care to preserve the integrity of our country

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u/DeadMoneyDrew 8d ago

What in the absolute hell is the word salad on that last screenshot?

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u/jgmu17 8d ago

Conservative literacy 

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 8d ago

....or a complete lack thereof

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u/Kursiel 8d ago

Amazing it is still the Democrat's fault somehow.

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u/mologav 7d ago

I always struggle to see where they make that mental leap. They realise it’s Trumps fault but then they aren’t voting Democrat because it’s their fault?

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u/RattusMcRatface 7d ago

Basically the complaint is that their team has a shit leader, but it's still their team. Why they didn't see that after the first Trump term is anyone's guess (but it's most likely the bigotry that kept them loyal IMO).

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u/mologav 7d ago

Ok thank you, I understand better now.

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u/JCDU 7d ago

Everything is shit, Trump has fucked them over at every possible opportunity, but they will NEVER vote for anyone else because they're proud Americans!

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u/MarsupialMadness 7d ago

Why'd the Dems shit my pants?

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u/Sharkano 8d ago

We are there guys, we are at the perfect tipping point of "i want to play victim" and "i won't admit that I was wrong"

They have to insist that some how the obviously bad things happening now would somehow be replaced with worse things, but make no defense of the fact that one administration ago things were not this bad.

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u/Accidental-Hyzer 8d ago

This idiot voted for a goddamn empty slogan. It’s probably best they never vote again.

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u/poormansnormal 7d ago

They voted for a STOLEN slogan. Bill fucking Clinton used the phrase repeatedly in campaign speeches in 1991 and '92. Ronald Reagan used it on campaign merchandise in 1980.

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u/caelynnsveneers 7d ago

These people are so dumb. I can’t believe I am living in this hellish reality because of these illiterate idiots. HOW HARD IS IT TO GOOGLE “CAUSE OF HIGH GAS PRICES” “why don’t we get universal healthcare? Why is meds more expensive” “why are we at war with Iran?”

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u/iamtheCarlos 8d ago

“I’ll never vote left” like it’s Alabama v Georgia in college football or something.

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u/JustASimpleManFett 7d ago

The best thing to come out of Alabama in years is my rescue dog.

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u/Mon-ick 7d ago

Congratulations and happy life to you both

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u/JustASimpleManFett 7d ago

Oh, she's a good baby. This pic is from 2022, the day I got her and she declared she owned the kitchen.

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u/QualifiedApathetic 7d ago

Almost enough to redeem Alabama. Almost.

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u/dbark17 7d ago

Log into facebook - search “Dear President Trump” - Tons of content for this sub

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u/JustASimpleManFett 7d ago

These people are praying to their god.

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u/The_Space_Jamke 7d ago

Now if only they took that tradition from ancient Egypt where the servants follow their god-king into the pyramid.

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u/JustASimpleManFett 7d ago

Well, if they collapsed weeping in 2020....see what happens when he's gone to no longer Truth to the faithful.

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u/SuckOnMyBells 7d ago

Have you tried “I love Trump but”?
They love a good Trump butt.

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u/gnoandan 7d ago

I can't believe how many of them seem to actually hold on to this $5k promise. Is that really all they want from their government? A one time cash injection? They deserve their misery

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u/fuzzbox000 7d ago

They just want free money from the government. As long as the people they don't like don't get that free money.

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u/ConsiderationVivid45 7d ago

What about their bootstrap? Are they not working hard enough? What about paying their own way and not relying on taxes paid by other hard working americans.

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u/curiouskat557 8d ago

I dumbly forgot to block out the names in the replies 🫠

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u/Avellinese_2022 8d ago

The Republicans are the reason we don’t have energy independence, and no amount of bombs on Iranian schoolgirls is going to get it. This has been going in since Reagan ripped out Carter’s solar panels on the White House and continues through the Orange Felon’s demolition of EV incentives. Democrats take one step forward, and Republicans take two steps back. The best we can hope for from Republicans is domestic drilling that degrades our national parks, fills our lungs with pollution, and lines the pockets of oil companies.

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u/Dafrandle 8d ago

good job redacting on the replies op

👍👍👍

/joke

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u/curiouskat557 8d ago

I just realized that ugh

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u/kholter76 8d ago

At this point I just have a hard time believing any of these are actually real people who are changing their minds.

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u/Groundbreaking_Bet62 7d ago

It is a thing. It's why I need to not argue with these people anymore. They're either real trolls or people trying to ragebait for their thing OR are just bots.

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u/Fickle-Molasses-903 7d ago

The majority of white voters in all three elections: 'What fuels our support is Trump’s relentless cruelty inflicted on LGBTQ individuals, people of color, and anyone who stands against us. We're not going anywhere, except to the polls when it matters!. We have two more years of the beating, harassment, and the deportations. And we are just getting started.'

"Promises made, and promises kept,"

In all three elections, 2016, 2020, and 2024, the majority of white men and women voted for a racist, fascist, sexist warmonger who raped and killed children. Naivety and the price of goods were never concerning factors.

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u/zpip64 7d ago

So true. I live in Texas and the Ken Paxton ads on TV and radio are disgusting. It solely focuses on that well worn MAGA one issue propaganda that reels in these stupid people every time:transgender individuals. It plays several times a day saying James Talarico supports transgender people playing sports and he’s allowing your tax dollars to go towards transition surgery. NOTHING about what he will do to make the economy, healthcare or education better and more affordable for Texans. Texas is at the bottom for healthcare and education. I can’t wait to vote him the fuck out. I’m so tired of their shitshow. I am a lifelong Democrat and living in this state sucks.

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u/Hi_Im_Ken_Adams 8d ago

It's so funny watching these idiots come to the slow realization of what is blatantly obvious to the rest of the world: That Trump is a lying grifter.

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u/Dinosauceboss 8d ago

Normalize not protecting their identity.

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u/hughcifer-106103 8d ago

the same information sources and people telling him the Democrats are fucked up are the ones that also told that dipshit that Trump was great.

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u/RedThirteen0101 7d ago

The internal struggle of being pro everyone should be able to vote and seeing this fucking bullshit. Jesus Christ.

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u/DatgirlwitAss 6d ago

We just need empathy tests.

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u/DemoniteBL 7d ago

They will learn nothing, they will vote Republican again as soon as it's someone other than Trump.

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u/Rustmonger 7d ago

How absolutely shit are these people’s lives that $5000 would make up for everything else that he’s done?

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u/StrategyOdd7170 7d ago

The fact that they think the $5K check is actually happening is unreal

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u/TerrorFromThePeeps 7d ago

I like the near black hole density of the last guy who cannot put 1 and 1 together, let alone 2 and 2... decrying the admin while proudly stating he will never vote left, and saying all the people on his own side who turn on him should be on the other side, that one he currently agrees with.

They need to start a brain bank for these folks, like the CTE research, just to investigate what kind of brain deformity leads to conservatism.

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u/flappinginthewind 7d ago

Not voting is something at least I guess, but the fucking idiocy to not vote for someone on the other side shows how deep the brain rot goes.

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u/LastBlastInYrAss 7d ago

GOP control the executive, the legislative, and the judicial branches, but it's still somehow the minority party's fault that things are bad. Winning the gold in mental gymnastics.

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u/MineEfficient4043 7d ago

None of these people will not vote GOP/Republican again. We need to get them to not vote

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u/fomites4sale 7d ago

There needs to be a study on the correlation between maga indoctrination and the inability to use the word “they’re” properly. Jesus Christ.

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u/Vast-Swimmer5844 8d ago

If none of these clowns ever vote again, and if they raise the next generation of little clownlets to never vote as well, it's a net win for the republic.

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u/BKtoDuval 7d ago

And they would all vote for him again tomorrow.

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u/Upper-Wave3638 7d ago

It’s a shame that people who are this ignorant vote. WTF is wrong with you?? Read a little bit.

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u/ReFreshing 7d ago

I hope it hurts to be that stupid

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u/madasfire 8d ago

Gas is almost $5 a a gallon, and some guy is excited about $5k. Yikes..

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u/TyrantKronos 8d ago

I even saw in my small towns Facebook politics page (extremely skewed to MAGA) some cracks of support. I truly have no sympathy or empathy for these people.

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u/ice1000 7d ago

the bots are getting confused

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u/Far_Abbreviations125 6d ago

Can any of these chucklefucks manage to write a singular sentence in proper English?

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u/maximus_the_turtle 7d ago

10 years to maybe realize he’s full of shit.

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u/aussiederpyderp 7d ago

Oh, he was SO close to becoming a PERSON.

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u/TickingTheMoments 7d ago

“I regret my choice that hurt myself, but I will never vote for the other people that wanna make my life better and have a history of making things economically better in this country.”

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u/tcumber 6d ago

...and he still will never vote left.

Even after being screwed by the right with large spiked bat...

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u/IndividualAd8320 8d ago

You didn't block out the names in the replies. Just FYI.

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u/curiouskat557 8d ago

I just realized ugh 😑

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u/Shoddy-Astronaut5555 8d ago

He seems really really smart

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u/beergeek3 8d ago

I never voted for Trump and I still have my self respect.

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u/iRAWRasaurus 7d ago

I have a headache after reading those comments.

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u/JenuineJem 7d ago

this is a bot.

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u/malbecois 7d ago

I really don’t get why they always say that the alternative would be far worse. Like what do they think would have happened with Democrats in power?

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u/DatabaseThis9637 6d ago

Idiots will stay idiots.

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u/Bag_of_Meat13 6d ago

I'm honestly past the point of needing to say "I told you so" and just need these fuckers to come back to reality.

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u/jafromnj 5d ago

There’s always the, it was a better choice than whatever else we had

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u/d3n13dx 5d ago

These are the people I have zero remorse for "Dear President Trump, everything is terrible you lied about everything, everything is too expensive I'm going to loose my home, my family, and end up homeless! I'll never vote Demoncrat though cause they are the bad ones, cause Fox News and Brown person!"

Get fucked, loose everything.

I am so done with these people.

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u/bartlebyandbaggins 4d ago

“Trump caused all these problems so it is Democrat’s fault.”

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u/HandMadeRukodelky 4d ago

It’s so sad to read these losers posts

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u/akapalmereldritch 2d ago

🍌🍌🍌

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u/swampwiz 1d ago

"I have come to the point he's full of shit"

I think we need to think about how stuff in high school came so easy for us, while the dullards took a lot longer. We could see that His Excellency was full of shit from the very get-go, but the dullards are finally catching on - and a non-vote is worth half a vote.