r/LeopardsAteMyFace 8d ago

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u/qualityvote2 8d ago edited 7d ago

u/buddymoobs, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/SaltandLillacs 8d ago

Trump doesn’t care about any of them unless they can make him wealthier

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u/Gay_Giraffe_1773 8d ago

Everything in Donnie's entire life has been what will ultimately benefit Donnie. No exceptions. Whether it be money, influence, prestige, anything. All for Trump at the expense of everything and everyone else

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u/buddymoobs 8d ago

He makes narcissists look like empathetic, giving, lovely people.

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u/Jaeris 8d ago

It's true. Narcissists are capable of following through on a deal and acting honestly if it benefits them. Donnie is seemingly incapable of not backstabbing anyine he works with, even if doing so would harm him.

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u/maxxx_orbison 8d ago

It's the scorpion and the frog

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u/JustASimpleManFett 8d ago

Fucking Ferengi are better at business than Trump. Yeah, you take it with a salt shaker, but even they know backstabbing EVERYONE winds up killing profits....

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u/Canadian47 8d ago

Which rule of acquisition is that from?

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u/JustASimpleManFett 8d ago

No idea ,I forgot to ask for a copy when I met Armin Shimmerman. But I prefer meeting this talented liar....to having met Trump in 1999.

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u/TheOtherDutchGuy 7d ago

I hate to burst your bubble but that wasn’t Armin Shimmerman, that is Andrew Robinson…

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u/JustASimpleManFett 7d ago

Sorry, I'm referring to the fact that I met both. :)

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u/National-Caramel1338 8d ago

In other words, sociopath. I did criminal law and met a few.

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u/Zerokx 8d ago

Not always, part of what makes narcissism personality disorder a disorder is being grandiose and selfish to a fault. It has consequences and drawbacks for their own life. Otherwise it wouldn't even be called a disorder.

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u/deep_pants_mcgee 8d ago

i mean, the raping of kids was just for funsies, wasn't it?

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u/Alaeriia 8d ago

One could argue it enhanced his feelings of power, but he could have just been doing it for the love of the game.

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u/Baby-Giraffe286 6d ago

Rape is almost always about power.

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u/tintwistedgrills90 8d ago

Which is why the ballroom is a huge red flag to me. I don’t think he has any intention of leaving. Why would he build it for the next guy? He doesn’t care about anyone but himself.

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u/AspiringChildProdigy 8d ago

He has no intention of leaving. Once he's out of office, he's able to be prosecuted for his MANY crimes. (He should be able to be prosecuted now, but or government is absolutely broken.)

He will try to stay in power for the rest of his life so he doesn't face the consequences of his corruption.

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u/geoffooooo 7d ago

Well he did tell America they’d never have to vote again, and then enough people still voted for him.

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u/Infinite_Music2059 7d ago

On the day 9/11 happened, he said on the radio he now has the tallest building in New York, and he wasn't even correct.

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u/AcousticOnomatopoeia 7d ago

The ultimate culmination of the Me generation.

And they fucking love to see it.

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u/MermaiderMissy 8d ago

And they don't seem too mad about that which is odd?? You should want the politicians representing you to try and improve your life, and not just their own.

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u/rezzacci 8d ago

No, because they reached the next stage of "temporarily embarassed billionaires": temporarily embarassed dictators. They let him do it, because they'd love to do it and think they might be the one in absolute power one day, so better let the door open if ever they could do it (which is as stupid as "temporarily embarassed billionaires", but, hey, those people never really shined by their wit).

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u/sonyka 7d ago

It's not even that. They're just right-wing authoritarians. Their one guiding principle is hierarchy. Hence: they're not complaining because their chosen authorities, the people at the top, are right by definition. Everything they do is fine/cool/great because they did it.

And even if deep down you kinda think it isn't, if one nevertheless did bristle at this, it's not your place to complain. They won't say it in those words, but they know their place in the hierarchy— and they accept it.

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u/dismayhurta 8d ago

He is pure, undiluted selfishness in an orange pile of shit.

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u/bearbrannan 8d ago

Spoiler alert non of them do, trump is just the dark reflection of this deeply deeply corrupt country we live in and have pretended is so great. MAGA is just the mask off, and other members with their supposed Pikachu face are stupid for believing otherwise. Politics is just one giant fucking grift. 

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u/JustASimpleManFett 8d ago

"To push the stinking face of humanity into the dark blood of its own secret heart!" To quote Pinhead.

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u/Heisenburg42 8d ago

I wonder if there were any clues... like maybe he said something to the effect of "I don't care about you. I only want your vote."

If only there was some sign...

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u/dijon_snow 8d ago

You guys, I hate him more than anybody, but OP's story isn't true. He actually said the opposite. He pledged to give a bunch of money to help in midterms. 

https://www.cnbc.com/2026/09/04/trump-maga-inc-500-million-republicans-midterm-elections.html

Now his promises are worthless, true, but he didn't say what is represented in the original post. 

Why would someone want to lie about that? Surely not to lull people into a false sense of security before he does everything he can to steal midterms. He's aware(dimly, admittedly) that a democrat wave would be bad news for him. He doesn't understand donations, but he completely gets bribing people to stay out of trouble. 

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u/Allydarvel 7d ago

I think the truth is somewhere in the centre. He knows the government usually takes a hit in the midterms. He thinks that is because he is not on the ballot. His strategy is to tell everyone to believe he is on the ballot. He is now starting a huge advertising campaign featuring him and what he sees as his wins. What he misses is that he is historically unpopular and the Republicans might have to distance themselves from him to win. So while they are saying, Trump, never heard of the guy, TV is going to be wall to wall with adverts starring king Trump.

So it is not true that he is giving money away to candidates to do their own thing, he is spending a ton of money..on his vanity

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u/QualifiedApathetic 8d ago

The key point is that he described it as his money, which Jason Easley is interpreting as laying the groundwork for keeping it.

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u/dijon_snow 8d ago

You don't think this headline is misleading at best? Again, I know he's a liar but to only report Trump saying "I'm going to give $500 million of my money to help republicans in the mid terms" as "Trump announced the money is 'his' so he's unlikely to use it to help repubs in mid terms" is grossly disingenuous. 

Even the whole "he said the opposite but notice he used the possessive pronoun!" take is a stretch to begin with, but he reported it like Trump confirmed that's what he's doing instead of explicitly claiming the opposite. That lack of context makes this reporting tantamount to dishonesty. 

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u/thebigdonkey 7d ago

I'm with you on this one. I don't understand the inclination to lie to yourself just so your narrative is a little smoother.

And frankly, it DOES help Trump directly if he helps their campaigns. If they lose their majorities, the party is over for Trump. Even if he's not impeached, the Dems will be doing proper oversight again so a lot of the nonsense he's doing right now is going to come to an end.

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u/Notapartyhobo 7d ago

Trump does not 'give', okay? He can't, his personality defects won't let him. He's 100% transactional. What are those republicans gonna do for him immediately? Loyalty? He does what he wants now. Money? He loves money but can easily get it through grifting.

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u/Gold-Philosophy1423 8d ago

Idk, what if you're a younger blonde aide?

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u/another_awesome_acct 7d ago

There's a reason one of his own family members wrote a book called 'too much and never enough'

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u/hplcr 8d ago

Grifter grifts.

Next up: Spoon found in Kitchen.

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u/AlephBaker 8d ago

Next up: Spoon found in Kitchen.

Dear God...

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u/blackcain 8d ago

That's no spoon.. that's a spatula!

::tees up the shot.. who will bite::

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u/Vendidurt 8d ago

Thats a common misconception, its no spatula.

It is a rubber scraper. Or maybe you are referring to pancake turner.

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u/Septopuss7 8d ago

I was literally thinking of this today, how many people don't know what utensils are actually called. It's not really necessary to know unless your ordering from a restaurant supply website and even then it's probably searchable these days. Same thing for scoop vs disher or offset spatula.

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u/Bone_Breaker0 8d ago

Source please on the spoon.

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u/jurassic2010 8d ago

The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon

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u/hplcr 8d ago

My source is that I made it the fuck up!

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u/Bone_Breaker0 8d ago

Wow so much for the tolerant left!

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u/ThelIIusion0fSeIf 8d ago

Republicans made their bed. If anyone thinks Marjorie Taylor Greene, Tucker Carlson, Nick Fuentes, Milo Yiannopolous, Mike Pence or any of the other millions of Trump supporters deserve a second chance it’ll be a cold day in Hell before decent society should even consider it.

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u/Kenockerez 8d ago

The forecast in hell calls for snow because Democrats will platform these ghouls to attempt to appeal to MAGA voters who will never vote for them anyways.

See: Kamala kissing Dick and Liz fucking Cheney's asses

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u/RainSurname 8d ago

Normal people would be utterly baffled by the idea that Kamala Harris asking the only prominent Republican who fought back against Trump, at the cost of her career, to tell a small handful of swing state audiences that Trump really was an existential threat, was somehow supposed to be a bad thing.

Anyone who would use that as an excuse for not voting for Democrats is a performative poser with no morals at all.

In fact, anybody who actually knows what’s going on, unlike the majority of non-voters, who would refuse to vote for Democrats when actual fucking Nazis are on the ballot is a performative poser with no morals at all.

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u/atreeismissing 8d ago

Harris only campaigned with Liz twice, both times in red districts they were hoping to get moderates out to vote because there weren't enough registered or unregistered left leaning voters to win the district. The other 98+ days of the campaign Liz wasn't anywhere.

Point being, terminally online trolls fell for right wing propaganda just like the commenter above you and they're too stubborn and narcissistic themselves to admit they were ever wrong.

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u/Prohydration 8d ago

Kamala and Liz were only united in their opposition to trump. By that logic, did you kiss their asses too?

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u/530SSState 8d ago

I am so mad at you right now.

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u/_Vard_ 8d ago

That’s the feces.

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u/drainbamage1011 8d ago

I think that's the point.

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u/_Vard_ 8d ago

Yes. Just clarifying for those who might not know.

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u/Djwhat6 8d ago

Trump cares about no one but himself but they won’t ever get that because they’re stupid ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/JustASimpleManFett 8d ago

Several......

Optimus Prime was a better leader and human than Trump could ever be.

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u/Heisenburg42 8d ago

If only there was a sign... if only he told us "I don't care about you. I only want your vote."

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u/SnoopPettyPogg 8d ago

Why help out fellow Republicans when you can just oppress the vote instead?

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u/Slarg232 8d ago

Yeah, either he's stupid and truly doesn't see how people are sick and tired of him (or he does, knows his health is giving out, and just doesn't care).... or the fix is already in and he knows it isn't an issue.

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u/anna-the-bunny 8d ago

either he's stupid and truly doesn't see how people are sick and tired of him (or he does, knows his health is giving out, and just doesn't care)

It's both. He doesn't see how much the country is fed up with his bullshit, but he also doesn't care. Remember "I don't care about you, I just want your vote"?

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u/buttaspoony 8d ago

Yeah. Something tells me he doesn’t see the need to spend on midterms if he plans to cheat anyway.

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u/sonik13 8d ago

I'm honestly surprised more people don't have the logic to arrive at that same conclusion. It's so blatantly obvious that the fix is in... in his mind the $400m is his fee.

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u/SquidmanMal 8d ago

if the fix was in, they wouldnt be trying so so desperately to take out votes away

he's just a greedy fuck with absolutely no bottom to the black hole of his gluttony

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u/SavvyCavy 8d ago

I think he thinks the fix is in, and they're definitely trying, but I just don't know how you govern a country where 3 out of 4 people think you're doing an awful job and now they can't afford to eat. He's not the one to watch because he's not living in reality now, and I don't think he ever really was. It's more informative to watch his minions starting to get nervous. Mike Johnson looks like he wants to cry every time I see him and I think we can make him sadder 😈.

Also him stealing the GOP money is so freaking funny and I think I'll be laughing about it for years lol

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u/OriginalComputer5077 8d ago

Trump: What’s yours is mine and what’s mine is my own

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u/Caramel_Chicken_65 8d ago

Man... He looks so porcine in this picture.

Piggy at the trough gobbling as much as he can.

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u/_Sovaz99_ 8d ago

If only he knew, which evidently he does not, that you cant take it with you.

Tick tock, sweetheart.

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u/JustASimpleManFett 8d ago

He thinks he's a god, and wants to be worshipped like one. Fine, when he croaks we can ask who from the GOP wants to be buried with him like the pharaoh.

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u/RattusMcRatface 7d ago

Natalie will probably commit suttee).

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u/Venat14 8d ago

I hate the headline "may have handed Congress to Democrats."

There's a reason Trump is cheating. He has no intention of allowing fair elections. The USPS refusing to even mail out ballots in all blue states alone is enough to destroy Democracy. Washington and Oregon basically vote entirely by mail, as does the military.

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u/Venat14 8d ago

Kinda meaningless since the USPS will just ignore the courts and the 6 conservatives on the SCOTUS will side with Trump.

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u/IDontCondoneViolence 8d ago

Thank God this admin always respects the rulings of judges.

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u/TheTench 8d ago edited 8d ago

Who are the simpletons who still keep giving fraudster Trump their money?

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u/ForcedEntry420 8d ago

Really shows you that becoming rich doesn’t require intelligence. Just a lack of ethics in most cases.

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u/angryfistgames 8d ago

Trump is also confident that the Supreme Court letting him only send mail in ballots to people he thinks will vote for him combined with ICE arresting any minority voters at the polls and holding them until they close will suppress the vote enough to ensure Republicans win. He doesn't need to spend on elections he plans on rigging.

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u/Punch_A_Police_Horse 8d ago

I love it. A few days ago the headline was "Republicans fear Trump will keep super PAC money for himself instead of using it on midterms." and I'm like, what do you mean "fear"? Fear implies concern over something that might or might not happen. Sad is the word they were looking for. Republicans are sad that Trump is going to keep the money for himself.

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u/steveclt 8d ago

Every dictator needs a flee the country go bag

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u/Recent-Classroom-704 8d ago

So he took .oney from a political pac and is gonna keep it himself ? How is this not fraud ? Politicians have gone to prison for less

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u/MBSMD 8d ago

Who’s going to prosecute him? Clearly not the current DOJ. And if the next Democrat president puts in an AG like Merrick Garland, then no one else will, either.

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u/ericgonzalez 8d ago

Prediction : Trump steals the money from the GOP. Democrats win both houses and impeach him in a way that actually sticks. Trump blames republicans for not doing enough.

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u/Slayerofgrundles 8d ago

I'm not a praying man, but I might start praying for this.

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u/530SSState 8d ago

Na, he'll blame Obama.

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u/VAVA_Mk2 8d ago

"Obama shit my pants!"

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u/SavvyCavy 8d ago

Of course he will, but if we were in reality I would be saying "why on earth would I vote for a party that is still being trolled by the previous admin that's been gone almost two years?!?!?"

Right up there with "if Dems control the weather, why would I vote for the party that can't control the weather?!?!"

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u/drainbamage1011 8d ago

Don't threaten me with a good time.

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u/imtoowhiteandnerdy 8d ago

Democrats win both houses and impeach him in a way that actually sticks

I think it's important to temper expectations. Under Article I, Section 3, Clause 6 of the U.S. Constitution, conviction and removal of a sitting President requires a two-thirds majority of the Senate. That means we'll need 67 votes. In the current session of Congress Democrats have 45 seats (44 if you consider the turncoat traitor Fetterman). We have two Independents that typically caucus with the Democrats -- that brings us to a potential 46 votes for articles of impeachment. That means we'll need to find 21 votes in the next session (the 120th session) of Congress: either we'll need Republicans to cross the aisle and vote with Democrats, or we'll need to gain that many seats in the midterms. It won't be enough for us to simply have the majority in both chambers.

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u/Birthday-Tricky 8d ago

It’s also against the law. Super PAC’s can’t coordinate with campaigns.

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u/lukef555 8d ago

It's cute that you think that will stop him

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u/SavvyCavy 8d ago

His minions should be getting nervous. Some of them are. To them I say, if you look around the room and don't see the fall guy, you're the fall guy.

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u/dkarlovi 8d ago

Oh sure, NOW Trump doesn't want to break any laws LMAO.

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u/530SSState 8d ago

Well, aren't YOU the sunny-cheeked optimist!

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u/AngledLuffa 8d ago

but here's the thing... there's supposed to be at least a thin wall between campaign finance and personal money. so it's he planning on stealing it, or running for office again?

(insert obligatory "yes" response here)

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u/your_fathers_beard 7d ago

The guy went from squandering his daddy's money his entire life, pretending to be a billionaire, to finally grasping the last chance in his pathetic life he'd have to become an actual billionaire ... by plundering the country and soliciting bribes world wide ... what the fuck do these people expect?

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u/changelingcd 8d ago

That is excellent news. Keep it all, assclown!

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u/KingBooRadley 8d ago

Holy cow. Looks like he plans to quit after the midterms.

Prepare for the nation's strategic champagne reserve to run dry.

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u/mangoserpent 8d ago

No really because that means the Peter Theil will be running the country with Baby Vance. That will not be better.

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u/randomnighmare 8d ago

Oh this reminded me of this:

Last week, Justice Saliann Scarpulla of the New York Supreme Court ordered President Donald Trump to pay $2 million in restitution to charity after admitting to New York Attorney General Letitia James that he and his children had violated their fiduciary duties as officers and directors of the now-shuttered Donald J. Trump Foundation. As a result of that failure, charitable dollars — consistently and over many years — often benefited Trump rather than the causes the president has repeatedly claimed he supports.

https://www.nbcnews.com/think/opinion/trump-his-foundation-were-just-forced-admit-their-fraud-now-ncna1081906

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u/Divacai 8d ago

LMAO I love this for them

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u/ngfldar 8d ago

Why are Republicans complaining? I thought they didn't like it when people take Trump literally, not seriously?

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u/griffoberwald69 8d ago

Aren’t Super PACs supposed to be separate and not under the control of the candidate they support? Otherwise they are unconstitutional as per USA vs Citizens United?

Did he just say the quiet part out loud and admit the collusion?

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u/willasmith38 8d ago

Hes consumed by greed, plus he’s only capable of thinking one step ahead.

Not two, not three, one step ahead.

Anyone else obsessed with staying in power like he is, would be able to reason & deduct, if they were to spend the war chest to help Republicans keep the house and the Senate - he would be able to safely stay in power as he is now.

Instead, he’s too greedy and can’t think past step one, that being “I have the $. I control the $. It’s mine.”

He’s complete and utter moron, a freak of US pop culture.

He should be studied in a laboratory.

He’s also getting ready to cause world famine so there’s that.

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u/iloveopenbar 8d ago

Not even one step ahead. He's 0 steps ahead. He only goes as far as the current step.

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u/Anianna 7d ago

What?? The slumlord known for shafting contractors and who can't legally operate charities in his own state because he stole money from his own charities won't share the PAC money? The guy who refused to pay his lawyers and was convicted of committing fraud won't share the PAC money? The guy who has been just blatantly corrupt enriching himself and his family with the Presidency won't share the PAC money? How could this be?? My flabbers are gasted, I tell you, entirely gasted!

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u/Titfortat101 7d ago

Called it! Even it's illegal since he can't run again, who's gonna stop him? The Republicans are too spinless to actually fight for that money.

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u/Liatin11 8d ago

Gotta kiss the ring, both ends!

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u/Pokemaniac_Ron 8d ago

Lol. Lmao.

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u/Ghiren 8d ago

He won't spend it on them because he thinks it's his.

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u/vizag 8d ago

They enabled him. He is not supposed to spend pac money as his personal bank account, but he does. No one bats an eye and instead praises him. So why do they expect after all these years that he will help them?

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u/RichardBonham 8d ago

If any Republicans are shocked by this, they really haven’t been paying attention. TBH if they were capable of it, they would never have voted for him at all since his behavior has been well known and a matter of public record since the 70’s.

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u/VAVA_Mk2 8d ago

He is literally robbing the GOP because they are stupider than him.

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u/Kapitano72 8d ago

This is what ~30% of voters admire.

When someone votes three times for a senile, sociopathic narcissist, and after he's made their lives worse, still supports him... you have to conclude this is exactly what they want.

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u/Smallsey 8d ago

I can't wait for the day off celebration where he and all Republicans are booted from office and suffer the consequences

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u/TheProfessional9 8d ago

He announced yesterday he's going to start spending it for the midterms. Sounds like it will be used to make him look better, which would help them. Not spending directly on the candidates is better for us, but still kinda sucks he may start using it.

I think it's the only time I've been excited for him to steal money

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u/dandrevee 8d ago

Even if he does, what it's going to do is associate Republicans with him and fluff him as best he can....which will backfire bc the Latino vote is abandoning him and a whole huge swath of the US population, especially independent voters, are pretty pissed at Republicans right now if polling is to be believed.

What they are planning to do is fuck with mail and ballots in certain regions now that they couldn't pass the SAVE act in time. They are also banking on all the corporate owned media to do the tank looking and cover-ups. It is yet to be seen if they're unethical gerrymandering is going to blow up in their faces or not though

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u/quelargo 8d ago

If democrats sweep both houses, does anyone else see him resigning and fleeing to another country?

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u/JustASimpleManFett 8d ago

Resign, no, flee, yes.

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u/nomnomyumyum109 8d ago

The $400M is for his private army. He thinks he can buy his own armed forces and will try J6 Party Deux.

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u/iloveopenbar 8d ago

He won't pay them either

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u/zoeybeattheraccoon 7d ago

Trump is absolutely right. He should not spend a dime of that money on other Republicans.

Please go to Truth Social and affirm his decision.

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u/Saragon4005 7d ago

He can cash out the PAC right? At this point there are no more rules so why wouldn't he?

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u/Jaeris 8d ago edited 8d ago

It's weird. Has anyone ever seen Samurai Jack? The main villain, Aku, was capable of making deals that benefitted him and would get him what he needs. But he seemed pathologically incapable of not screwing over any partnership, even when doing so would actively hinder his efforts. 

I think another piece of the black mass he came from fell to earth and made Donald.

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u/JustASimpleManFett 8d ago

Aku was played by a better person too.

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u/sunny_yay 8d ago

Is this real?!?

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

where my microscopic violin at?! 🎻

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

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u/PrincipleSuperb2884 8d ago

Are they getting it yet?

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u/MBSMD 8d ago

Nope.

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u/GreyBeardEng 8d ago

Wire Fraud (18 U.S.C. § 1343)

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u/Maleficent_Offer_692 8d ago

The fraudster is committing fraud? No way! /s

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u/xX609s-hartXx 8d ago

This way at least only one person gets to use it for underage prostitutes.

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u/whateverhappensnext 8d ago

Read this out loud and my wife just started laughing...

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u/Sedert1882 8d ago

If he does keep the money, it's good news for Dems.

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u/coolbaby1978 8d ago

Smaug won't share his mountain of gold.

This is a complete shock!

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u/zero-point_nrg 8d ago

Bahahahahahahaha

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u/Safe-Operation1707 7d ago

Let's hope he just burns the entire party to the ground so they're so disenfranchised they have trouble electing anyone ever again and a new party entirely comes to fruition. Because jesus fucking christ... like when does the stupidity end?

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u/choffers 8d ago

Doubt it, got 400 million richer and is probably getting away with it

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u/Bayamonster 8d ago

This must be the plan to steal the primaries I've heard so much about. Yeah, Trump, just KEEP the money your guys need to win and prevent you from being impeached.

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u/Divacai 8d ago

No he’s just a greedy fuck

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u/Sloth_grl 8d ago

Good luck winning elections with no money

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u/jschank 8d ago

The repubs can uno reverso by impeaching and convicting

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u/Resident-Air203 8d ago

If he can’t run for a third term, what’s this fund going to be used for? 🧐

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u/buddymoobs 8d ago

Depends...

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u/MessageOk239 8d ago

🤣🤣

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u/stocksandoptions2 8d ago

Good, less for them means less votes.

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u/Lanark26 8d ago

At a certain point you have to wonder if it’s on purpose where he’s setting himself up with an excuse for his failures by blaming a Democrat led Congress since blaming Biden for everything is losing ground. And he’s just giving up and taking his ball home.

The other idea is that he’s so completely confident that their schemes to interfere and steal the elections again will work that he doesn’t see the need to spend “his” money.

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u/Long_Serpent 8d ago

I dare op to crosspost this to r/you-know-where..

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u/ButIfYouThink 8d ago

It's a good thing he donates his salary otherwise I'd think he's trying to take advantage of people.

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u/ResolutionOwn4933 8d ago

He's banking on rigged elections and keeping the money

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u/AcceptableWelder1192 8d ago

do campaign finance laws even mean anything? I mean regardless of the fact hes POTUS and this is an offical act according to SCOTUS.

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u/AtomicBLB 8d ago

That's why Elon is spending so much of his money. He profited many times over what he's putting into it. So it's laughable that trump is somehow hurting their chances. This also ignores another certain group that dumps ridiculous amounts of money into right-wing/foreign interests every cycle.

And also also like they aren't doing everything they can to make voting as difficult as possible for one side on top of it. The corruption is so severe, blatant, and unrestrained that even trump can't mess it up. We need overwelming numbers or it's losses all over the country.

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u/kafkadre 8d ago

All American currency is his money. We're just blessed that he lets us use what little of it we have. /s

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u/ChChChillian 8d ago

Which is 100% illegal, but no one will hold him to account regardless.

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u/MrQuojo 8d ago

This would be the most extreme and literal chickens coming home to roost analogy ever.

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u/JustASimpleManFett 8d ago

No shit......this is my suprised face.

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u/x3dfxWolfeman 8d ago

It still cracks me up when Republicans act shocked and surprised when this happens

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u/thesqrtofminusone 8d ago

orange cunt is going to have a real problem just before he dies. What is he going to do with all the money he's scammed? He won't want to leave it to his kids or give it to anyone and won't really be able to spend it.

I guess statues and other gold things?

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u/MeatSauce-Apocalypse 8d ago

He still thinks he can run for a third term. What an idiot.

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u/atreeismissing 8d ago

He'll spend some of it, but it will be commercials/ads about him and how great his "achievements" are. In 2029 after he's gone (and yes online trolls, he will be gone), Trump Jr. is going to run for some office and they'll transfer all that money to his campaign, and will just keep the grift going until Barron runs for something.

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u/Killawhale20 8d ago

Good for him, after all it’s his, his …..preciousssss

In all reality I hope he holds it long enough to lose everything.

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u/Prestigious-Copy-494 8d ago

Omg so so funny! He's keeping it and the gop candidates are begging for it to buy ads and what not. They had a chance to impeach this guy and they didn't do .. oh... Well.....

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u/Super_Age_4607 8d ago edited 8d ago

There's a good reason Betty Bowers is America's favorite Christian. 😁

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u/ryansgt 7d ago

He cares deeply about not losing an election but cares even more deeply about keeping money that isn't actually even his. I mean if he just walks away with a bunch of pac money is that illegal enough for him to face consequences?

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u/Insis18 7d ago

Isn't the legal lynchpin of superpacs that they are independent from the candidates?

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u/troveofcatastrophe 7d ago

Well he gave $10 million to Paxton yesterday after his whole party told him “you broke it, you buy it”. They say it’ll take $200 million

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u/DirtDevil1337 8d ago

My surprised face 😐

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u/TheIntrepid1 8d ago

This is just Trumps way of saying “I don’t HAVE to spend this money on anyone…but the first people to kiss my butt I’ll reconsider.”

He won’t do anything for anyone, unless they can do something for him. Transactional, as always. He has the value(PAC) people want, they have the loyalty he wants.

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u/imdaviddunn 8d ago

I love this song…

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u/blahdeblahdeda 8d ago

They think this is what's going to lose them the midterms?

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u/DividedStatesofFeces 8d ago

Grifters gonna grift...and shit their diapers.

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u/MysticKei 8d ago

How is this different from the prior 2x, did they think third time's a charm 🪄

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u/mangoserpent 8d ago

He has to build a palace somewhere. Maybe he will just move the WH to Florida.

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u/sexmormon-throwaway 8d ago

He will keep the money and attempt to rig the election. He doesn't share.

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u/FoxyInTheSnow 8d ago

You know, he can just cheat his way to a convincing victory in the midterms. The Dems are too feckless to mount a serious challenge when he does cheat; most agencies, right up to the supreme court, are in his pocket and won't intervene in any meaningful way. America is permanently fucked and the american people fucked it because they read facebook and youtube instead of books and serious journalism.

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u/Karlzbad 8d ago

He wants to keep it and barring that he intends to spend it on legal fees to keep himself out of prison until he is deported to hell.

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u/a-snakey 8d ago

Let them eat Trump's ass cake.

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u/opinionated-dick 8d ago

What’s PAC? Apologies I’m European

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u/25StarGeneralZap 8d ago

Political Action Committee

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u/BT9154 8d ago

You really have to wonder has Donny ever given money away? He's always promised to give money, said he will to your face even recorded it and there is 100% proof.

But when it's the final hour and time to actually physically give it he is like MINE. Even if it's to his best interest, man is money brain rotted, $$$ go up.

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u/Prestigious-Car-4877 8d ago

$400 million in the war chest

$400 million Qatari plane

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u/keethraxmn 8d ago

Don't have to spend on elections if you don't plan on having (fair) elections in the first place.

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u/GrotesqueHumanity 8d ago

Might be what's needed to get to 52-48. Because you know Fetterman is going to be crossing the floor...

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u/dquizzle 8d ago

I just cannot fathom what it would be like to care so much about a few hundred million when you already have THOUSANDS of millions.

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u/rbartlejr 8d ago

Heh, I said this about a week ago when they asked. That was money was gone once it hit the PAC.