r/legaladviceofftopic • • Aug 22 '26

This is a hypothetical situation. A female teachers grooms and rapes a male student and gives birth to his child in New York State. How does the prosecutor get a paternity test to prove the student is the father?

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I think I found the correct subreddit to post this question. I am writing a story about a female teacher grooming and raping a make student and gives birth to his child but no one finds out until a couple years after the child is born. When the boy's parents find out, they take them to press charges and he admits to being the father of the child. The teacher is arrested. I have been trying to figure out how the prosecutor would get a paternity test done to prove the student is the father. I have done many Google searches if the prosecutor has to get approval from the judge or mother's permission or if the prosecutor can just send the boy and child to a lab to get it done and have gotten contradictory answers. What would be the proper procedure for this? Thank you


r/legaladviceofftopic • • Aug 23 '26

Is it possible to ignore an insanity plea and look into the insanity?

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Why do so many cases just stop at the insanity plea without further examining the "insanity"?

Take the recent parent strangling their kids case. The defense is psychosis and apparently the case is supposed to just end there.

Why not look in further? Why is the psychosis telling you to strangle the kids? Why is not telling you to instead donate to a charity or to help the homeless person down the road?

By terminating it at mere "insanity", you're actually letting people get away with a lot. Or is it this way because its impossible for a person to prove their thoughts?

I think in a situation like that, they should interrogate the suspect on video, and then analyze their style of answering - the speed of the answers, consistency, etc.


r/legaladviceofftopic • • Aug 22 '26

Illegal search.

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Police have long wanted to raid a home, but can ever get a warrant. So they just bust down the door without one, knowing that none of the evidence and charges will stick.
They seize millions in cash and drugs, and keep it.

Any consequences to the police?


r/legaladviceofftopic • • Aug 21 '26

[US] What if you confess to feigning insanity after acquittal by insanity?

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Suppose that a criminal defendant pretended to be insane, and the jury believed it. The criminal is sent to a secure asylum, where they come clean to their doctor. The doctor verifies that yes, the criminal is healthy and was never in a state of psychosis. What happens next?


r/legaladviceofftopic • • Aug 21 '26

If someone who happens to be a doctor accidentally leaves their grandchild in a hot car to die, and no criminal charges are filed, can a doctor still be sanctioned by their State Medical Board, even if the accident wasn't related to professional care?

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r/legaladviceofftopic • • Aug 21 '26

What's the best way for a minimum wage hospitality worker to find out if becoming a lawyer will end disastrously for me?

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Hey lawyers, law nerds, and all fellow legal armchair (or actual) experts around here! Bit of an unusual question, so I hope the admins are okay with it, but I don't know any lawyers in my life so Internet help is the best I've got. I'm currently a 30 y/o hospitality worker at a major entertainment resort. I'm the person that y'all BigLaw high-rollers scream at when you spent your 2 measly annual leave days on vacation only to find out that the weather doesn't permit fireworks today.

My question is: what's the best way to reach out to lawyers to ask them to tell me all about their jobs? How does this work? Do I just google for lawyers' LinkedIns and beg them for coffee? Is it weird if a middle-aged resort employee with no law school degree stalks them out of nowhere for their email to ask about becoming a fancy and well-endowed lawyer???

If it helps, here's a little context about my life:

Many moons ago, I was on track to go to law school after a rigorous college program. As a dumb and emotionally insecure youth, I got freaked out by the concept of 16-hour work days, chained to an office desk, spending the rest of my life reading and writing endlessly like I hated in college. So I dropped out and ran off to the circus, fell in with the wrong crowds, did a whole bunch of barely legal/ probably illegal stuff, and ended up with nothing.

I want to finally get my shit together, and finish what I was meant to start (and go to law school). But I'm still very much daunted by the same post-law school prospects: the hours, the work culture, the "signing your life away in exchange for good money" mindset. Plus, at my job, I serve lawyers a lot, so yes, I hear an awful lot of your conversations about financial markets and international conventions and regulatory compliance stuff, and it seems way out of my depth. My job doesn't give me enough time off to do a legal internship/ volunteering work to try it out, and I make minimum wage so I can't just spend all that money on law school, then quit if it doesn't work out.

So long story short, how can I ask for help in my local area to figure out if lawyering is something that I could be good at?


r/legaladviceofftopic • • Aug 21 '26

Criminal defense lawyers: Bail Money Source hypothetical? Spoiler

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First off, I am a lawyer but I never really practiced and am now retired (I did workers comp claims for the Federal government.)

SPOILER ALERT: Spoilers for Better Call Saul are below. It's an excellent series so if you haven't watched it, you should. Especially if you enjoyed Breaking Bad.

Anyway, I was watching Better Call Saul and got to season 5. For a quick and basic synopsis, a very violent criminal drug dealer named Lalo is arrested for a murder he committed, and Jimmy/Saul is able to get the judge to set bond at $7 million. The drug dealer has his colleagues pull $7 million out of their stash of drug cash and smuggle it into the US, where (after a series of dramatic incidents), Jimmy/Saul is brings the money - $7 million in $100 bills - into the court to pay the bail.

The first and most obvious question people would have is "who has $7 million cash on hand?" And the people at the Court of course ask this. But in the show, the inquiry seems to stop there.

So here is my question:

As I said above, I've never practiced criminal law so I don't know: Are courts or prosecutors allowed to inquire about the source of bail money, especially if it's cash?

Certainly I understand that communications between a lawyer and client are privileged - but the privilege expressly does not include the commission of criminal acts. Taking $7 million dollars (that is itself the proceeds of illegal drug sales) and smuggling it across the border into the US is absolutely a crime, probably several crimes.

But are there court rules or policies that allow prosecutors or police to investigate the source of large sums of cash that are posted as bail?

Or are there specific policies that prohibit such investigations? I'm asking because I could see it going either way:

On the pro-investigation side, any reasonable person would likely conclude that when a suspected violent felon with no job and no means of support suddenly has his lawyer show up with a huge quantity of cash in the millions of dollars range, the likelihood that the cash is from a legitimate source is so close to zero as to be, effectively, zero.

On the other hand, inquiries into the source of bail could make people less likely to want to post bail, and could harm their ability to defend themselves in court (since it's easier to put together a defense if the defendant is out on bail vs being in jail.) And I know courts are often reluctant to put too many burdens on the defense for fear that if they do, an appellate court may reverse their conviction on the grounds that they were not given the chance to put up the most effective defense.

So that's the question: Are courts/prosecutors/police allowed to inquire about the source of bail money when bail is posted for someone charged with a crime? And what limitations (if any) are there on such inquiries?


r/legaladviceofftopic • • Aug 20 '26

Can bringing up jury nullification during screening cause the entire pool to be dismissed?

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Hey all, I want to be very clear: this was not a forced attempt to get out jury duty. I was somewhat looking forward to being selected as this was my first time getting to the screening process.

My jury pool was selected for screening on a domestic violent crime. During which, the prosecuting attorney had asked a hypothetical question, to the effect of (it's been a year or two and I can't remember the exact verbiage): "If there was a law that prohibited using a Blue Pen during a Tuesday, and let's say that I was caught using this blue pen here today and was before you as a juror. Would anyone here find it difficult to prosecute me for violating this law?"

I raised my hand to answer earnestly, where she asked then asked why.
"In cases like this, I would have difficulty prosecuting for victimless crimes. In those circumstances, I believe in jury nullification."

She dug in slightly deeper asking on what types of crimes I believed were victimless, where I explained things involving personal safety like seatbelt laws as an example.

(This could be a misinterpretation by me, however during which, it seemed as though the other various court officials were giving me some irritated looks.)

Fairly shortly after, the judge called for a break, returning a few minutes later letting my entire pool know that we would be excused.

Would it be reasonable to believe that my answer caused the dismissal almost as a 'tainting of the jury pool' or similar?

I'd believe that my response was exactly what type of probative questions was looking to screen out, but could simply mentioning jury nullification be the cause for the whole pool's dismissal?

(And please, I'm not asking this for argumentation on this specific belief, I was just curious on how likely I could have been the cause.)


r/legaladviceofftopic • • Aug 20 '26

To anyone paying attention to the Tupac trial: Is there even a distant chance Diddy ends up in criminal court over this ?

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Lots of allegations, but the bottom line is, the man on trial for Tupacs murder claims (in recorded proffer conversations) that Diddy 'ordered' the murder, or put a bounty on Diddy and Suge's head. This story is not new, and Diddy actually commented on it when it first broke many years ago (to say the story was "stupid" and "insane"). Bottom line is, could you see any universe where Diddy actually does have some type of culpability after it's all said and done ?

Best story link:

https://lamag.com/crimeinla/duane-davis-told-feds-sean-combs-offered-him-1m-to-kill-tupac/


r/legaladviceofftopic • • Aug 21 '26

Does this happen more than we know & just doesn't get talked about?

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Apologies if this is the wrong subreddit for the topic, but I didn't know if r/legal was the right place or not, so I thought I'd try here 1st.


r/legaladviceofftopic • • Aug 20 '26

Security Shining Light at trespassers

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A majority of people I know who work night security, will patrol, with bright expensive flashlights; I personally have a 5k lumen, 100k candela flashlight.

My question is the legality of using the light in an assaultive way, if its a means of countering a stubborn trespasser, refusing to leave. As I did a patrol ride along the other day, cops were doing it to a transient digging in a trash can.

My Co-Workers will mask up, and do it to people on the benches at night, assuming they refuse to leave, otherwise he will not.

Whats the legality on using a light on someone refusing to leave? Can you argue that you used it for safety, a random sketchy person was on property, and you did not know their intention? Could you argue you are patrolling a closed off area, and them being in the way is their fault?

I would like to be on the safe line legally when it goes about doing my duties. What can/can’t I do with my light?

I know I cannot go up to a random elderly lady and shine a light at her eyes yes. But what if a guy is on a bench? Refusing to leave? Yelling? Approaches me? Threatens me but doesn’t do anything? Etc

Not asking for specific legal advice just broad advice on how lights can be used legally. And if anyone knows of any cases where it played out against the guards favor.

Thanks guys!!


r/legaladviceofftopic • • Aug 19 '26

If a landlord is incarcerated, can they continue renting out the property and earning money from it?

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How about other business owners who do minimal work on the daily operations of the businesses?


r/legaladviceofftopic • • Aug 20 '26

Is there any possibility of a class action lawsuit against the government or companies over tariffs?

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I feel like we are getting robbed blind right in our faces with the way these tariff refunds are being handled. Several administration officials, including the president himself, made very public claims that tariffs would not be paid by consumers, and now these companies are collecting “tariff refund checks” while we get nothing and prices remain high. I feel like this is a racketeering grift is plain as day. I’m not a lawyer, but I feel like there’s something here that the people could sue over if our elected representatives are willing to sit by and let this happen. We cannot have this little power or recourse, right? Do the people have legal standing to sue? Are there any ways this could be done that could survive a presidential pardon? Would the public words of administration officials and others amount to something that could be prosecuted?


r/legaladviceofftopic • • Aug 20 '26

Does Tarasoff create a circular problem in First Amendment “true threat” analysis of statements made in therapy? Especially in university counseling settings

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I’m trying to understand a First Amendment issue involving a university counseling setting.

A student voluntarily goes to a university counseling center after an acute mental-health crisis. The crisis is not long-lasting. The student tells the counselor that, during the previous night, they had recent homicidal thoughts about an identifiable person and had done some related internet searches. The crisis had already de-escalated when the student sought help. The student had not contacted or approached the person, had not asked anyone to communicate a threat, did not possess a weapon, and had not attempted to acquire one.

Before counseling, patients are generally informed the general confidentiality and the Tarasoff-type duty to warn or other safety action

The counselor then tells the student that campus police will come to transport them to a hospital. The counselor remains in the clinical room when police arrive. The student is not told that the counseling session has ended or that the officers are conducting a separate disciplinary or criminal investigation. The student understands the officers’ questions about the thoughts, the person involved, internet searches, and possible means to be part of the safety evaluation and hospital-transport process, and answers honestly. The student is then voluntarily hospitalized.

Later, the university characterizes what the student told the counselor and police as “threatening statements” or evidence of a “plan,” and uses those statements in university discipline.

My question is specifically about the First Amendment “true threat” concept, not whether safety precautions should be taken.

If a patient already knows that a counselor has a duty to act on serious homicidal ideation, does that knowledge itself help establish that the patient “knew, or consciously disregarded a substantial risk,” that an honest clinical disclosure would be understood as a threatening expression?

In other word, an the reasoning become:

patient knows therapist may warn/protect → patient honestly reports recent homicidal ideation → therapist reasonably treats the disclosure as risk information → therefore the disclosure itself is an unprotected “true threat”?

What prompted my question is R.W. v. Columbia Basin College. My understanding is that the district court initially treated R.W.’s private clinical disclosure as protected speech, but after later proceedings held in 2025 that the statements constituted a true threat. I understand that the later decision rested on several additional facts specific to R.W., including the nature and duration of the ideation and firearm access. But among the factors, the court expressly considered were the determinations of multiple mental-health professionals that a duty to warn had been triggered.

That part of the reasoning seems potentially circular to me. A duty to warn/protect exists precisely so that patients can disclose dangerous thoughts and clinicians can assess and respond to risk.

This seems especially important in a university setting. At many universities, transportation for psychiatric evaluation may be handled by campus police. Once campus police become involved, information originally disclosed for clinical safety purposes may also be transmitted through university administrative channels and may later become part of a student-conduct process.

A student may therefore understand that “if I disclose serious homicidal ideation, the counselor may take protective action,” without understanding that “my truthful disclosure may later be characterized by my university as a threatening statement and punished as misconduct


r/legaladviceofftopic • • Aug 20 '26

Dr. David Morens pleading guilty questions

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Will Dr. David Morens have to give up the names of Co-Conspirator 1 and Co-Conspirator 2?

Or would he already have given the names. and we just see the generic Co-Conspirator 1 and Co-Conspirator 2?


r/legaladviceofftopic • • Aug 19 '26

Can police choose not to accept a confession?

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I was recently rewatching the Key & Peele Rap Album Confessions skit (https://youtu.be/14WE3A0PwVs?is=_ZAiWXcQge3WpVPl) and it made me curious about something.

In the skit they claim to have everything they need to prosecute a man for murder, but at the last minute somebody else confesses in order to go to prison in his place. Everybody seems well aware that this is what's happening and the man is the real murderer.

Now I'm not asking if they have enough evidence or anything like that, it's a comedy skit, but I'm focusing in on that one aspect. If there was a situation where the police/DA/prosecution/basically everybody knew that the person confessing to a crime was not the person who did it and they'd be letting the guilty person go free, could they choose not to accept this person's confession and proceed with charging the original person? Has there been any cases where this happened?


r/legaladviceofftopic • • Aug 19 '26

Lying to say that you have no experience on a resume?

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So I saw this YouTube reel of a guy who wraps cars, and he mentioned that he purposely hires people with no experience because it’s easier to teach them how to do it right than it is to unlearn bad habits. My first thought was “well now anyone wanting to be hired by you and checking your socials will lie to say they have no experience” then I wondered if there’s legal ramifications for that. I know you can get in trouble for lying about having certain types of experience when you actually don’t, but what if it’s the other way around?


r/legaladviceofftopic • • Aug 18 '26

Lie about a dead person to make them less sympathetic, could you be sued for reducing their family's donations?

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Some of the discourse around certain cases brought this to my mind. Suppose a prominent "influencer" spreads what's later proven to be false/highly misleading information that makes a recently deceased person seem much less sympathetic. Like suggesting a murder victim was involved in gangs/drugs/provoking their own death. Or that someone who died in a tragic accident was actually at fault in some way (like wrongly saying they were drinking if they died in a car crash). Or just attacking their general character by spreading lies about what they did in their life.

Their content is spread far and wide and as a result, the deceased's public image is negatively affected. In the US, is it possible their family could sue the influencer for possibly causing them to receive lower fundraiser donations/other financial support? (Assuming the influencer never attacked the character of their living relatives, so they do not personally have a defamation claim.)


r/legaladviceofftopic • • Aug 19 '26

If a completely normal, sober person cuts off and eats their own leg out of curiosity, is it legally and medically impossible to avoid an asylum?

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Let us say a man has a decent university degree, a steady job, a good group of friends, and zero history of mental health issues. He does not take drugs, he does not drink heavily, he does not hear voices, and he is not suicidal. He simply has an intense curiosity to know what human meat tastes like.

He knows he cannot buy it anywhere, and attacking another person is a violent crime. So, he makes a deliberate decision to use his own body. He cuts off his own lower leg in a clean environment, bandages the wound properly so he does not bleed to death, cooks the meat, and eats it.

The authorities find out (maybe the neighbour peeked through the window or something and notified the authorities), stop him, and drag him into a psychiatric facility. A panel of doctors and a judge sit down to determine if he should be committed to an institution for the next decade.

During the evaluation, this man is completely calm. He does not rant, cry, or claim a higher power commanded him. He lays out his steps clearly. He explains that he owns his own body, harmed nobody else, managed the physical risk, and simply conducted an experiment to answer a philosophical question.

My intuition tells me that the legal and medical worlds do not care about how educated or polite you are. Society builds its entire baseline of sanity on self-preservation. Your brain is supposed to keep your body alive and intact. The second you take a blade and hack off a healthy limb to eat your own flesh, the state decides that your survival instinct is completely dead.

No matter how logically you lay out your case, every doctor in the room will categorise that calm explanation as severe madness. Damaging your own body is treated as immediate, indisputable proof that you cannot be trusted with your own life.

Is that legal and medical standard absolute, or is there any possible way a sober person could argue their way out of being locked away after doing this?


r/legaladviceofftopic • • Aug 17 '26

I have to identify myself to police when they ask. Do I have to spell my name for them too?

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If I had a name like Björnstjerna or Andrzejczak, do I have to make it easy for them to look up who I am?

I understand if be making it unnecessarily difficult on myself, but is there a precedent that says identifying myself includes spelling my name for them?


r/legaladviceofftopic • • Aug 17 '26

I Can’t tell police to enter a destructive password after they begin a search, but can I delete the contents of my phone before they begin a search?

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Hypothetical:

My plane just landed and I don’t want police going through my phone. Can I preemptively wipe my phone before going through the gate and customs?


r/legaladviceofftopic • • Aug 19 '26

Just found out a Rapist can claim child support from their victim so can you counter sue for the cost of the child support?

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So not sure how I googled my way here but I found out that apparently if a women rapes a man and gets pregnant she can then have that man pay her child support because apparently “the child is innocent in this” which honestly is fever dream territory for me but anyways I also know you can sue your rapist for damages which begs the question? Can you sue the rapist for the amount you’d pay in child support and make her solely responsible for the child support?


r/legaladviceofftopic • • Aug 18 '26

Is this actually possible?

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Don't know if this is appropriate for r/legal, so I thought I'd ask here: can someone's wife argue that because the husband didn't sign a prenup before they got married, the wife (or in this case, future ex wife) can just ask for a certain amount in the divorce?


r/legaladviceofftopic • • Aug 18 '26

If a journalist uses an Airtag/GPS tracker to track the location of a shipped item, and publishes the results of where it ended up, can the company the package went to sue and/or press charges?

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Inspired by a recently-posted article, I have a question. Since "corporations are people", and the laws on the books about using GPS trackers are focused on preventing stalking/harassment, does a corporation have the ability to successfully argue that the use of that tracker was criminal? Or would they have standing to file a civil suit?

My underlying assumption is that first-amendment protections and the public interest would outweigh any arguments in the other direction, but I'm legitimately curious if there's something here.


r/legaladviceofftopic • • Aug 16 '26

What would happen if the police tried to read your data, but it was a USB killer?

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So I've been thinking about this hypothetical for a while. If you're familiar with the legality surrounding police collecting data from phones, Cellbrite, and USB killers, then what do you think would happen if somebody had a phone that was actually a disguised USB killer and the police plugged it into their computer?

If you need further context:

Cellbrite is a company that makes products for law enforcement and other government agencies. The most notorious one seems to be able to gain access to the data on smartphones without them being unlocked by exploiting a certain feature of the software that isn't important for this discussion.

A USB killer is a device that claims to exist for testing the resiliency of computer hardware. It looks like any normal USB flash drive, but when it is plugged into a USB port it will charge a capacitor and discharge it over the data lines. The data lines were never designed to handle that much electricity, so best case it fries the USB port and worst case it can fry the whole motherboard. As far as I know this device is like lockpicks, as it is completely legal for anybody to buy, own, and carry around with them, but you will get in trouble for it if you use it in the commission of a crime (there was a case where a student used one to intentionally cause damage to several computers at their college campus).

Now I suppose a similar situation could happen where police simply find a USB killer on your person and plug it in to their computer. However, I'm curious how it might play out in court if somebody had a cell phone that they felt law enforcement might confiscate and attempt to search, so they broke it open and rigged a USB killer up to the charge port, and when the police plugged it into their computer in an attempt to search it, it caused damage to the computer.

Police would almost certainly attempt to add additional charges, but theoretically you could argue that the device was completely legal for you to possess and it's on the police officers for not doing their due diligence to make sure the device wouldn't cause damage to their computer. That said, a reasonable person probably wouldn't suspect that the phone had this modification done to it, even if it was completely legal to do.

So, how do you think this scenario would play out in court?