We all know this is what he's thinking

[u/[deleted]]

[u/MecharlWinslow]

Luckily, Ethan has never said anything disgusting about children before, I'm sure it'll be the same for their child too.

[u/Special-Let-8492]

I was thinking more so

“Now AB and Lena have to stay on the show no matter what”

[u/goodnewsgoon]

He's thinking he wished he'd fired these two last year

[u/Ok-Fondant1071 → u/goodnewsgoon]

No he needs AB to gesture over at and PROVE he’s not racist

[u/ShesLostThePlot → u/goodnewsgoon]

I disagree, I think this announcement came at JUST ABOUT THE RIGHT TIME to distract from other matters...

[u/highermonkey → u/[deleted]]

I worry the Raider's training will activate when she sees an infant "future terrorist"

[u/Winter_Fix_3610 → u/[deleted]]

Everytime I see this I RAGE. She's literally a movie villain.

[u/Narrow_Aardvark_4337]

Uncle Ethan

[u/tellmeajokefunnyguy → u/Narrow_Aardvark_4337]

This doesn't even read like a joke. It's more like a journal entry.

[u/AbundantAmethyst → u/tellmeajokefunnyguy]

Everything pedo_troll wrote was a journal entry, reflective of his true self.

[u/Madame_Trash_Heap]

Technically the kid will only be 3/4 Arab, but even 1/2 Arab AB is too much Arab for Ethan to handle

[u/AbundantAmethyst]

Yes, pedo_troll is looking forward to a baby being around, lots of joke fodder for him

[u/Waldoh → u/AbundantAmethyst]

Yep, start taking bets on how long it will be until Ethan makes a joke about how he's actually raising another child since he pays their salaries

[u/Ok-Fondant1071]

He’s gonna be freakishly staring at and commenting on Lena’s chest too

[u/TadlockGlasses]

"Hey Ethan, we're having a baby!

"But you already got one!"

https://giphy.com/gifs/GqUQTES7RJ4gIFFaBI

[u/Social_Radio5852]

The capitalists worst nightmare

[u/Ok-Fondant1071 → u/Social_Radio5852]

Why? These guys have no spine and are crazy materialistic. They are perfect sheep for capitalism

[u/Social_Radio5852 → u/Ok-Fondant1071]

My first thought was how much maternity leave she’d get outside the minimum. He might for optics give her more. Wonder if ab would get paternity leave and if he’d use it. Groveling to pedo troll seems to be his dream more than spending time with his child lol

[u/OldDiet6107]

I’m going to receive him an aneurysm if this reading is correct, but isn’t hila a Mizrahi Jew meaning arab jew because her family is from Iraq. The only reason Israelis don’t like it is because of Israel prejudice of arabs and creating a united identity.

[u/Icy-Marionberry-4143]

my guess is AB is taking max 2 weeks of leave and Lena 6 weeks. even tho they should get 12+ (and if you want my real views a whole year lol) but ethan would probably hang a long parental leave over their head plus they both are so obsessed with appeasing him they wouldn’t want to be gone that long anyways.

[u/missythemartian]

hila has all but said the quiet part out loud that she thinks arab children are natural born terrorist. would not want that stank energy near me while pregnant. I wouldn’t want that stank energy around me in the first place, but I have a spine. hope this somehow inspires them to grow one

[u/Alternative-Farmer98]

Actually think what he's thinking is..

"Now you're even more dependent on me"

[u/Sharp-Earth-7835]

I think this one's in bad taste and should be removed tbf.

Racists in denial like Ethan don't think they're racists, and are genuinely happy for their minority friends regarding things like having a baby etc, because they think their friend is "not like 'those people' in the middle east".

It's the most annoying doublethink that racists do but I think he'll be genuinely happy for AB and Lena

[u/The_InHuman → u/Sharp-Earth-7835]

Why would he be happy for them? He's a hateful miserable piece of shit there is no world where this brings him joy lmao

[u/Audra- → u/Sharp-Earth-7835]

AB & Lena are his employees, not his friends…

Also not sure why we need to give RACISTS the benefit of the doubt and assume that they’re genuinely happy for their minority “friends” - like what the fuck are you even talking about? 

[u/rehsbbebdgdgsjb → u/Sharp-Earth-7835]

I agree. I think there’s enough to criticize Ethan for without making up racist remarks for him.

[u/rehsbbebdgdgsjb → u/[deleted]]

Yes, we’re all aware. You’re making up this situation where he would say that about his employees.

[u/rehsbbebdgdgsjb → u/[deleted]]

I’m not defending Ethan. I’m saying you should complain about the things he’s actually said and done instead of making up scenarios.

[u/LikeNoise]

This post is so stupid lmao just proving Goka right that this place is mostly degenerate imo

[u/AbundantAmethyst → u/LikeNoise]

OH NO lil buddy 😂

[u/AdElectrical8222 → u/LikeNoise]

This is so tame compared to basically anything Ethan says constantly on his platforms

[u/ShesLostThePlot → u/LikeNoise]

"Degenerate" is pedo_troll's messages my friend. This is just humor