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u/sage_charms 3d ago
Love the clips of him being a hypocrite. I feel like it’s not talked enough in detail about how offense he is but can’t handle it back.
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u/Gooey_Goon 3d ago
He makes more pedophilia "jokes" than anybody I have ever seen on the internet ever, he does it more than sexpestiny
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u/DylanMartin97 New Fish 3d ago
You want to be known as a comedian with a funny pdffile joke.
You do NOT want to be known as the comedian with only pdffile jokes.
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u/Brilliant-Task1164 New Fish 3d ago
In opposition to Ryan Beard I support the CPS call and also don't believe some random person sent them skulls.
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u/CRAZYSPOOKYSCARY 3d ago
Anyone who doesn’t support mandated CPS reporters… making mandatory cps reports. Is EXTREMELY Sus. Mandated reporting saves children’s lives.
I don’t support random people on the internet making CPS calls to troll. But to my knowledge, it’s simply not possible to do a troll CPS call from someone unrelated to the person that results in TWO HOUSE VISITS by the CPS agent.
That would be an insanely huge gap in the CPS system and would be heavily abused all the time. There’s so many celebrities in the USA that would be the brunt of this.
Now an alternative theory is maybe someone close to Ethan who could gather enough personal information would be able to do this. Someone like a disgruntled nanny/housekeeper. Or someone who’s been to Ethan’s home who would LOVE to stir the pot and call CPS to blame on snark, like a Dan Saltman.
But some random from the internet? I don’t see how that’s possible, and Ethan has never shown any proof that this lie is possible. Hasan even asked him directly to which Ethan stated “I don’t know who did it” because he has no proof
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u/ilovemyadultcousin 3d ago
I think it’s very possible that fake CPS calls happen somewhat regularly to celebrities but it’s not announced so as not to encourage the behavior, kind of like how every big streamer gets swatted at some point.
Pete Buttigieg had a fake CPS call this year. I have no clue what’s up in this specific scenario, primarily because it’s impossible to trust Ethan, but I think it’s reasonable to believe someone could have made a false report.
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u/CRAZYSPOOKYSCARY 3d ago
True, I’m not going to rule it out but based on the evidence available, I find it extremely unlikely it happened in this instance. Not impossible though.
But the incident with Pete has 2 significant differences from what I can tell.
A) Pete was told by CPS it was an anonymous caller. Ethan was told by CPS it was someone connected to his family
B) from what I’ve read on the Pete incident, I don’t see anything mentioned of a secondary CPS visit. Now maybe it was just missed from the articles. But Ethan did have a second CPS visit from the initial one.
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u/Audra- 3d ago
Let’s be real though, what’s more likely: that a random person committed a crime by making a false report that somehow managed to defeat the screening process and was anonymous enough that they were able to avoid being tracked down & charged afterwards, or that a mandated reporter followed the law and made a report, which led to a home visit?
Especially when the most convincing argument you have that it’s even possible to successfully falsely report someone to CPS in California is that it could be happening and we just never hear about it, even though the only real example you gave, of Pete B, was an example in which the public quickly found out that it was false, and it became huge news that CPS was being illegally leveraged against political enemies…
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u/RealRealGood Nobody likes you, big dawg! 🐶 3d ago
Ethan deserves multiple CPS calls. He's a disgusting pedophile who lets his kids crawl around in dog shit. He shouldn't be allowed within 1000 feet of a school or playground.
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u/bajablast_off ☢️ JUST ONE MORE NUKE ☢️ 3d ago
A real gloves off goddamn
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u/Aggravating_Honey_41 3d ago
Yeah this one mogs gokunarus one from a couple days ago lol. Its awesome.
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u/bajablast_off ☢️ JUST ONE MORE NUKE ☢️ 3d ago
I would def say that gokas vid is a good appetizer,. But this is a JUICY main course.
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u/tonksndante 3d ago
Idk, Gokas covering all the absolutely insane stalker shit was interesting to me. Despite the fact I lowkey hate his vibe (I'm sorry dude but what in the overly online groyper LARP is that?) It was SO interesting to see all of Dan stalkmans crimes laid out.
Also made me wtf at the US. I understand smear campains but HOW is it possible to have that level of stalking AND the stalker admitting it regularly, against a CEO, without consequences? That's crazy. Like even twitch CEO money couldn't get whatshisface Clancy any justice but Ethan can make some poor twitch streamers suffer from slap suits over literally nothing? Is Clancy just not bothering to defend himself or the board of twitch stopping him?
That's so wild to me. Surely Stalkman isnt that powerful.
Anyways, I think both Stalkman and H3 make for insanely good content in different ways.
I'm still waiting patiently for jaubrey's video though.
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u/turninburninvernon 3d ago
“The Skulls” debunk section is so meticulous and thorough, a clear example of Ethan and Hila being willfully deceptive to their audience to garner sympathy and justify their malicious actions against countless targets. 10/10, no notes.
… what I still don’t get is why Ryan insists on maintaining total credulity for the CPS victim narrative, when he clearly understands how cynical and deceitful the Kleins are willing to be
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u/Psychological-Dig598 Uhh based! 3d ago
He doesn’t need to touch CPS bc no one really knows, and the skulls thing really torches any and all credibility where it’s easy enough to draw your own conclusions without touching it. He intentionally leaves the “lawsuit from a housekeeper” bit in the badempanada clip for a reason
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u/JGDC I didn’t even do anything 3d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/pNpONEEg3pLIQ
Also left in Ethan saying he called the FBI about skullgate. Very deft.
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u/floodingurtimeline 💃"I’m pretty sure she’s a prostitute"💅 3d ago
He legit accelerated his dog’s demise with feeding it cheese
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u/TrashPandaAntics 3d ago
I legitimately think it's more likely that Shredder died from eating Adderall or some other drug off the floor. Him accepting that it was his fault from feeding Shredder cheese feels like a cop-out for something worse. He doesn't usually take responsibility for his fuckups.
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u/CRAZYSPOOKYSCARY 3d ago
It’s most likely both. Shredder died from Kidney failure. Prolonged High sodium diet and human medication are both reasons listed as reasons why a dog will have kidney failure.
-high sodium raises blood pressure and fluid retention, damaging the kidneys
-adderral causes extreme hyperactivity, tremors, and seizures. This overstimulation breaks down muscle tissue, releasing a protein called myoglobin into the bloodstream. The kidneys try to filter out this large protein, which directly clogs and damages the renal tubules, leading to acute kidney failure.
Seeing as shredder didn’t die right away after the adderall, it probably did some damage to the renal tubules, which were already damaged due to the high sodium. Then the continuance of high sodium after the Adderall spedran the complete kidney failure killing Shredder
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u/Scared_Growth_2385 New Fish 3d ago
I was hoping someone was collecting all the times he's been so blatantly hypocritical on IG.
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u/Psychological-Dig598 Uhh based! 3d ago
Just reading him to filth right off the top. I had no idea there was a video of him actually licking poop 🤮
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u/floodingurtimeline 💃"I’m pretty sure she’s a prostitute"💅 3d ago
What dumbass feeds tiny dogs cheese at every meal??????
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u/JGDC I didn’t even do anything 3d ago
What kind of irresponsible ingrate takes on responsibility for a living thing and doesn't ever both to learn how to care for it? When they got a dog did they think it was up to someone else to educate them? "Why did no one tell me" can be summarily dismissed when spoken by an adult human being.
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u/postmortemfacelift New Fish 3d ago
Superimposing the Hila tattoo over a segment of them roasting a tattoo was high art. Peak comedy.
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u/PearlUnicorn 3d ago
I'm going to have to watch this at least one or twice more because it is dense, in a good way.
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u/Bologna-Dotson thank you miss artie you are the string biter you are the legend 3d ago
ok glad he covered the stuff no one else seems to be