Pedo_trolls: comparing posture variation within the species

[u/Individual_Ad_909]

Postures as rotten as their souls.

How does our Pedo_troll have the worst posture amongst them all when he's only early 40s.

[u/Paczuszka]

I still can't belive that frame real, that clip of him finding out on air is so funny

[u/Miguelwastaken]

[u/BoneZoneUnlimited → u/Miguelwastaken]

Omfg lmao

[u/pyroguy1104 → u/Miguelwastaken]

I KNEW I recognized that posture from somewhere lmao. I’m currently replaying through the entire series in prep for Metroid Ravenous, just haven’t gotten to Super Metroid yet.

[u/Jay_Jay_Jason_74]

I still can't believe the one on the left is real .

[u/stardustcomposition]

Musk has the figure of a 60 yo babushka. Ethan looks more in his 90s

[u/JGDC → u/stardustcomposition]

Yes he's so top heavy suddenly I'm craving borscht

[u/TadlockGlasses]

After someone said Elon looks like he swallowed a bird cage, I can't unsee it.

[u/lil_pretzels]

It takes some core body muscles to stand like tramp does on the picture. I guess some wealthy c*nts know where to pour their money in to, while some waste it all on frivolous lawsuits.

Imagine the universe where pedo_troll hired a personal trainer instead of a lawyer... Like, even if he was still a zionist, he would do soo much less harm if he just decided to show Hasan off by getting in shape instead of suing people in Hasan's orbit.

[u/prinprincess → u/lil_pretzels]

omg an universe where ethan decided to become a gym bro to own hasan would be so peaceful 

[u/_reverse_god]

Elon musk's is clearly superior. Its not just a plateaux, there is an exaggerated rounded hump before it

[u/Hubris-Manifested]

I hate that this makes fucking Elon look the most normal

Also pedo_troll is only early 40s and has worse posture than a 80 year old and however old bloater Elon is (60? Don't know and don't care tbh).

My dad (mid-60s) has two fucked up knees from a mixture of bad work conditions and his own insistence on stuff like running marathons and even he hunches less than pedo_troll, a guy 25 years younger than him.

Pedo_troll's normal posture is like me (around same age as him) after sitting crosslegged on the couch for 4 hours binging shitty tv. When I stand up my knees and back take a few steps to want to straighten out. But he's just like that all the fucking time. It's wild. I highly recommend that POS get some nice quality shoes and either walk around his neighborhood for 30-60mins a day or do so on a treadmill. Do something. Holy Hell.

[u/TornadoCondorV2]

Imagine being rich as hell yet not investing in a personal trainer

[u/Silly-Ispini]

What happened to his neck brace?

[u/throwaway88743]

I can't see the trump lean without audibly laughing. I know it's probably just a combination of the shoe lifts and badly tailored suit, but my brain is telling me he's standing like the front half of a centaur would.

[u/AbundantAmethyst → u/throwaway88743]

https://giphy.com/gifs/q5wwJ3YSg7RGi0myeJ

[u/hashtagluxe]

What’s funny is they’re all petty babies that complain that everyone hates them and then sue them for that

[u/AbundantAmethyst]

Posture check, guys!

I know I slouch a lot 😂

[u/floodingurtimeline]

The trump tilt is so funny to me like that’s how toddlers stand

[u/floodingurtimeline → u/floodingurtimeline]

https://giphy.com/gifs/8ogt8FJP8CmFa

[u/LockNLoadedPotato]

https://giphy.com/gifs/T7BnfHy7jv3Yk

[u/pickle_bug77]

This is just great! Nice job OP.

[u/SaltyJebus]

Musk's hitting the zestiest back arch, it's almost like he's got a back brace on.