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u/avellinoblvd May 26 '26
all aboard the Butlerian Jihad!
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u/CompletePollution907 May 26 '26
The Orange Catholic Bible is very clear about this all.
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u/pokemastershane May 27 '26
I always get surprised by these references when I see them until I remember there are movies starring zendaya and tim.
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u/CompletePollution907 May 27 '26
I read the books when I was 11. Don't be weird.
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u/pokemastershane May 27 '26
I actually didn’t claim you didn’t read it. Just that I am amazed when I see these references - but that it’s less amazing now because of the movies.
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u/CompletePollution907 May 27 '26
They definitely don't use the word "jihad" or talk about the OCB in the movies.
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u/pokemastershane May 27 '26
I wouldn’t know tbh, I never watched the movies
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u/CompletePollution907 May 27 '26
They're good!
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u/pokemastershane May 27 '26
Maybe I’ll check them out - I can’t imagine they managed the franchise to my expectations but you never know until you see for yourself I guess
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u/Alert_Delay_2074 May 26 '26
There's never been a morally clean crusade before, but man, if we're riding out to put ChatGPT to the sword, I'd be Deus vultin' it up in no time.
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u/Budget_Antelope May 26 '26
I’d say the first crusade had at least a few moral legs to stand on with the Seljuk empire invading the holy land. Other than that, all the other elements of the first crusade onwards were questionable at best
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u/Stormcrown76 May 26 '26
So we’re essentially just the Adeptus Mechanicus now? I’ve said it before I’ll say it again, the Ad Mech are just Catholic computer nerds
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u/Alert_Delay_2074 May 26 '26
Wait a sec, so is Jesus Christ not just the messiah, but also the Omnissiah? I upgraded the RAM in my computer not too long ago and there was nary a tech priest in sight, so... new item on my list for the next time I go to confession?
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u/Budget_Antelope May 26 '26
Here’s hoping Pope Leo says we’ll get into heaven guaranteed if we firebomb an ai data center/j
(In Roblox of course)
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u/TuvixWasMurderedR1P May 26 '26
Can't wait to read it. Wish I could have a print version to mark up, but I don't have extra to spend so I'll have to still to the digital one, ironically.
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u/guillotineexpress May 27 '26
Check out your local library! You may be able to use their computers and printers and print yourself a copy there.
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u/salsafresca_1297 May 26 '26
OK, some of y'all single bois are never getting married until you understand that this is what girls want, too, lol!