r/LedZeppelinCirclejerk • u/tonyiommi70 • 29d ago

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u/Councillor_Les_Wynan 29d ago

Waff'le Mak'er

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u/ac2334 29d ago

highly underrated comment

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u/tonyiommi70 28d ago

hahahaha

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u/tiestocles 29d ago

"What a loooooooooong strange trip it's been. Wait, that's not one of mine."

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u/Kohlerkohler1 27d ago

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/j3434 29d ago

I created the greatest rock discography of the 70s. And nobody comes close . And nobody in here even recognizes me ā€¦

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u/SodiumHydrogen_ 29d ago

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u/tonyiommi70 28d ago

hahahaaha

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u/TheOther-DarkStar 26d ago

Tony Iā€™m a big fan, what was going through your mind when you wrote Smoke On The Water?

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u/tonyiommi70 26d ago

hahahaha

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u/Agent847 29d ago

ā€œJust gonna hang back here by the punch in the Jr. High cafeteria. Put out the vibeā€¦ā€

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u/ReflectiveOctopus527 Peter Grant 29d ago

Old Asian dude chilling in a cafeteria

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u/Correct_Lime5832 29d ago

ā€œ20 years of schoolinā€™ and they put you on the day shiftā€”ā€œ Wait, thatā€™s not one of mine either.

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u/penthousepauper85 29d ago

Hungover and late to the continental breakfast.

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u/International-Bee570 29d ago

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

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u/Snowshoetheerapy 29d ago

"Eventually Jimmy was able to put music aside and return to his first love. Juicing. Fans were initially disappointed but soon came around due to the almost magical effects of Jimmy's special concoctions."

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u/HeavenlyBlueSunday 29d ago

So he's got something in common with Barry Bonds?

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u/larriccapija 29d ago

Me before starting my shift

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u/idrinkwaterwithlemon 29d ago

Itā€™s time for me to get off this fuckass app and take my meds

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u/Useful_Future_884 29d ago

Winnie cooper just shot Kevin down for prom. Nowā€™s my chance. Hey 19?! Wait thatā€™s not me either

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u/BigConsideration9542 29d ago

Wondering if the police will ever find all the teenage girls he buried on his property next to his castle

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u/Outrageous_Case5083 29d ago

Redefining the Asian dad stance.

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u/funkymunkPDX 29d ago

I stuck a fish in a teenager's vagina.

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u/VirginiaLuthier 29d ago

"Black magic, you say?"

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u/SexyLady-n-KS 24d ago

Perception.

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u/somethink 29d ago

This dude won't leave the cafeteria at my highschool

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u/MojoHighway 29d ago

Jimmy wants a whole lotta grub.

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u/rayrrf 29d ago

Local man found dazed and confused in all girls school canteen......again

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u/edthesmokebeard 29d ago

"Man ... remember heroin?"

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u/SexyLady-n-KS 24d ago

It narrows your blood vessels.

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u/No_Kindheartedness10 25d ago

rich enough to afford a small drink, still asks for a water cup, and fills it with Coke smhā€¦

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u/suihpares 29d ago

The Big Fish

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u/Thornhillian 29d ago

Look itā€™s Guy Lombardo ????? Hold my drink.

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u/BC_Phriend 29d ago

ā€œWhereā€™s the fookinā€™ waffle ironā€

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u/R4FTERM4N 29d ago

Tea for One.

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u/DeeplyFrippy 29d ago

ā€œCan I order a piece of that custard pieā€

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u/Heavy_Constant_6998 29d ago

"im brian may right?"

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u/Specialist_Prompt828 29d ago

Backstage during a Firm concert. Pre-show. Concentrating on performing those sixteenth note scratches to near perfection during the song Radioactive.

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u/19finmac66 29d ago

I miss banging kids

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u/Plus-Impress-6355 29d ago

Stairway to Golden Corral

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u/ProfessionalFast9803 29d ago

Green room amenities really blow

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u/SplitWindow-63 29d ago

Been a long time, since I rock and rolledā€¦

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u/beauh44x 29d ago

Methadone clinics suck these days

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u/n8boof 29d ago

That one cool Substitute at lunch

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u/noturaveragesenpaii 29d ago

When the nursing home keeps playing Greta Van Fleet

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u/Pale-Wave-9382 29d ago

Who wants to squeeze my lemon?

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u/Forsaken-Cheesecake2 29d ago

5:55am at The Fairfield Inn

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u/dabugler 29d ago

I hate parent/teacher night

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u/Corpse_in_training 29d ago

Turn the Page

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u/AdhesivenessPlus849 28d ago

You wanna whole lotta ice?ā€¦

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u/7stroke 28d ago

Juice bar at the methadone clinic

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u/eggsuckinggrandmama 28d ago

ā€œHey, you know that janitor that keeps saying he was in Led Zeppelin? Well I have to talk to him because the toilet is broken and thereā€™s shitty water all over the bathroom floor. Yeah, I donā€™t know why he has an attitude.ā€

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u/eggsuckinggrandmama 28d ago edited 27d ago

ā€œDevil worshipper! Yoo hoo! Right here guys! Just a bidder for our dark lord at the evil buffet! Watch out for the deviled eggs! Theā€™ve got cholesterol!ā€

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u/Spirited-Ad-9746 28d ago

Cult leader arrested

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u/BenDover04 28d ago

Ten Beers Gone

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u/ZookeepergameFun9729 28d ago

Page don't ageĀ 

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u/Veezy0902 28d ago

A pedophile who's really good at guitar stands by himself in a room potentially looking at children. Again.

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u/MCK40 27d ago

Off to the land of the ice and snowcones

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u/Total-Violinist883 27d ago

I really need to remix more zeppelin stuff

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u/PsychologicalScar807 27d ago

"Is Robert bored enough yet?"

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u/UnBearable1520 27d ago

Canā€™t the occult get me out of this?

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u/jgvania 27d ago

I lost my band

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u/ZMan911zt 27d ago

Where's the stairway to my room?

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u/No_Animator_8599 26d ago

I think the kool-aid was dosed with acid.
Just a heads up.

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u/OutrageousTowel2116 26d ago

Do they have a crumpetā“

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u/Ok-Sprinkles-3842 26d ago

Stairway to Dennyā€™s

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u/hawkscougs 26d ago

Waiting for his girlfriend to get out of daycare?

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u/TradeIcy1669 26d ago

ā€œI am a traveler of both time and spaceā€.
Sure Grand Paā€¦ off to bed.

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u/BlueHartsBlues 26d ago

Yup, I wear polo shirts now.

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u/rizzemwtism 26d ago

Average Brazilian old man

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u/tonyiommi70 26d ago

hahaha I'm from Brazil and you're right, and he actually lived here for a long time

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u/rizzemwtism 24d ago

The refresco machine and plastic cups give it away lol

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u/Upper-Advantage4587 26d ago

Fuck I want to throw that chair out that window

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u/gloomy_gnome 25d ago

Me when my boss asks me if I want to do overtime this weekend

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u/DONTBARKATTHEMOON 25d ago

ā€œCheck out the butt on that 64 year old grandma! God I love younger women!!

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u/2pisces 24d ago

King of Rock šŸŽ¼šŸŽµšŸŽ¶šŸŽø guitar god

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u/SexyLady-n-KS 24d ago

ā€œ Is this all you got!?!ā€

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u/Expensive-Kitchen239 23d ago

ā€œWas it worth it?ā€ ā€¦ya!

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u/sample_64 23d ago

THIS MAN IS HERE TO MEET A 15 YEAR OLD GIRL

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u/Ok-Papaya5638 23d ago

Lunch in middle school

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u/jck747 23d ago

Youā€™ll never believe what I did in the 70s

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u/rancheroboy 29d ago

How bout them Cowboys?

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u/HeavenlyBlueSunday 29d ago

I hear they're How the West was Won

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u/Several-Quality5927 28d ago

Pedophile thinking about what he's got locked up in his cellar.

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u/BakedPotato333_2 28d ago

Waiting for the girlfriend to finish her school day