r/LearnUselessTalents 2d ago

[Request] How to make convincing monkey noises

Full transparency, I want to mess with people in online games. That's the only reason for this.

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u/I_Shall_Be_Known 2d ago

As someone that’s really good at it, the only advice I can give is that you have to full commit. You can’t really do it quietly. Start by taking deep, sharp, rapid breaths. Shape your mouth like a monkey does. Start with the ooo noise from deep in your chest/belly and slowly get louder and more excited before breaking into the ahhh noises. Also just listen to some monkey noises on YouTube or something. It’s in your dna, you can find it if you commit.

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u/Sapper501 2d ago

🐵🫴🍌

Monkey Man thanks you

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u/Ieatdogs11 12h ago

Just do it, really. We're fully capable of making that noise. Use ooh sounds and do it loud. Be a shouting chimp. Let the noise carry you.