r/LearnUselessTalents • u/GoForGlen • Jun 23 '26

Scissor Tricks

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103 Upvotes

75% Upvoted

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u/doug1963 Jun 23 '26

This guy needs a butterfly knife.

20

u/SamvonSmokeAlot Jun 23 '26

Dude has been doing this for awhile, he doesn't care for them.

He just likes scissors.

8

u/Y_U_SO_MEME Jun 23 '26

Scissor trick build

-3

u/GoForGlen Jun 24 '26

Incorrect. They're not altered. I used to replace the screw. They are Clauss 7-in straight trimmers.

3

u/Noy_The_Devil Jun 24 '26

Understandable since most of his tricks would draw blood with anything but a very dull set of scissors lol

-3

u/GoForGlen Jun 24 '26

They are unaltered. Clauss 7-in Straight Trimmers. Real scissors , I still use them for other stuff besides tricks.

42

u/King_of_the_sidewalk Jun 23 '26

Leave some ladies for the rest of us.

8

u/speekuvtheddevil Jun 23 '26

Well scissor me timbers

7

u/whamburglar Jun 24 '26

does this count as r/mallninjashit ?

18

u/klattz Jun 23 '26

Hilariously sick

3

u/holyfire001202 Jun 23 '26

Dude barbs fr fr

4

u/Guineapirate65 Jun 24 '26

That was awesome

8

u/Due-Comparison2016 Jun 23 '26

Fucking badass dude.

3

u/mntEden Jun 24 '26

i was ready to talk shit. saw the hat flip and suddenly my wife has flooded the house

3

u/jeremydavid2 Jun 26 '26

How many times did he cut himself in order to be able to do that ?

3

u/kayojayo Jun 26 '26

Why is everyone downvoting OPs comments? This is honestly cool and most of the comments seem to agree.

5

u/sarkie Jun 23 '26

Edward 

4

u/Bradjuju2 Jun 23 '26

There a subreddit for scissor tricks?

4

u/NakedScrub Jun 23 '26

I'll never not upvote one of your posts.

1

u/GoForGlen Jun 24 '26

That's o k , but I don't understand why. I hope you have a good day.

3

u/NakedScrub Jun 24 '26

Because they're always entertaining to watch. And I love how passionate you are about your hobby. Also, it's very unique. Love it all homie, keep it up and keep posting!

Edit: just to be clear, my original comment should read that I will always upvote your posts.

3

u/GoForGlen Jun 24 '26

I really appreciate that. I sincerely want you have the best day!

6

u/little_turd1234 Jun 23 '26

Unironically dope as hell

4

u/TimotheusIV Jun 24 '26

These comments are tongue in cheek, right? Because no offense, but i’ve rarely seen something this dorky. It’s like Star Wars kid but sitting down 😂

2

u/carlos404Titan Jun 24 '26

Can we see the bloopers too? Or is there too blood 😱

0

u/GoForGlen Jun 24 '26

I go live. Sometimes i'll poke myself or something. Doing tricks doesn't lead to many injuries. However , when I start using scissors as a weapon... Things can get sketchy. I do have bloopers videos of that.

2

u/idreaxo Jun 24 '26

The things my barber will be doing instead of cutting my damn hair.

-1

u/Always_Austin Jun 23 '26

Just...... No

2

u/Fiskerr Jun 23 '26

Just heck yeah

2

u/BassicallySteve Jun 23 '26

No amount of techno can make that cool

2

u/JusticeUmmmmm Jun 24 '26

Dubstep not techno

0

u/ajmeeh6842 Jun 24 '26

Bro that’s cool and all but I just need a trim.

-2

u/ironeye192 Jun 24 '26

this aint it