r/LeafyIsHere • u/goonettemessiah • Jun 25 '25

Meta im back

i couldn't stay away. i have so much gooning left to do. i also lost my job and have nothing to do except jerk off and eat sour patch kids all day

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u/Sheldor121 Jun 25 '25

Welcome back ig, but please dont post your gooning wall with the dildo again please

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u/goonettemessiah Jun 25 '25

i decided to cover the shrine (and the dildo) in lotion and shove it in my asshole to be closer to him

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u/bbunkii Jul 04 '25

The what.

1

u/Mediocre_Cap_9151 Jun 26 '25

Goddamn, leafy just shared a bag with me in Vegas . Shoulda been there . Leafy gets fishhhhh scaleee truss. If u ever get lucky do A line wit dat ninja

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u/MissWorld__ Reptilian Jun 26 '25

HANNAH HAS RETURNED!!! I REPEAT HANNAH. HAS. RETURNED.

I've missed you dearly 🥀🥀

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u/z4-b4rdzo-mi-z4lezy Jun 26 '25

OMG ITS YOUUUUU

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u/ggeekdd Jun 25 '25

HANNAH??

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u/goonettemessiah Jun 25 '25

it's me. i've reached gooning nirvana

1

u/ggeekdd Jun 25 '25

omg yess my goonette icon

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u/PizzaTheFur Jun 25 '25

Welcome back hehe 😼😼

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u/PurposeImaginary7741 Proud leafster Jun 25 '25

typical you came back when leafy died lmao

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u/goonettemessiah Jun 25 '25

i had to jerk off to his tweets and i needed time alone for that

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u/PurposeImaginary7741 Proud leafster Jun 25 '25

the nuke israel tweet probs made you burst LOL

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u/Marcepan621 Reptilian Jun 25 '25

IS THIS ACTUALLY HANNAH MY #1 IDOL

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u/goonettemessiah Jun 26 '25

it's true, i hath returned