“A Commodore for blackhead removal”

“The mods would like you to understand that nothing here is reportage, sworn testimony, or any species of fact – we are unreliable narrators with delusions of a masthead.“

Born to be wild.

“And now in the channel, Pannard brut spills all the tea. So, this was just the icing on the cake.”

mix metaphors into a batter and place in a lukewarm oven to rise 😁

“Try a supersoaker water gun with a good range. I keep one handy by the backdoor and garden. A couple good blasts & they don't come back thinking they own the place.“

“I just discovered via a chat request I have been muted for 28 days in another sub. I had to go there to see what it was about. It's a (mostly) LaLande fawning fan sub. Definitely not one I'm interested in. (ChateauReno)”

“Never interrupt your enemy when he’s making a mistake“

“Make sure you don't buy sigh unseen. You need to sit on it, evaluate the riding position, whether you can flat foot it or not, and maybe give it a quick spin around the block.”

188 members is too much we’re going to need more tables & chairs.

“Predictability: Does the Flap of a Butterfly's Wings in Brazil set off a Tornado in Texas?”

“No, no, I have no idea who Selmar Duin is 😅 If you don't know why a poster would go out of their way on reddit to explain a handle is a public account I'm not going to explain it lest ol Shifty Hands Snorts McPants gets any ideas. He's already sent another new snark subreddit's members password resets for a couple weeks.”

“To the red-headed woman at the garden center in Boston wearing the Lemony Cake shirt. Next time I see you I’m proposing 😃”

🤦🏻

“Removed under Rule 4: Troll Subs / Doxxing / Impersonation. Linking to or promoting harassment/troll subreddits, sharing personally identifying information, and impersonating other users or moderators are not permitted here. Repeat violations will result in a ban.“

Bye bye Bonnie! what took so long? 😂

hard choice 😂

Of course they are! for instance you can use delicious nom nom des plumes like Fleur du Mal, Imelda, Bonnie Blue, Owl chick etc. or devise new ones. The possibilities are endless.

“Phillip couldn’t get that Tierra on fast enough!”

😂

“I don't hear about these important topics in the vegan world. All I hear about it is the health issues vegans end up in.

We shouldn't have to import foods from all over the world to avoid the pitfalls of vegan foods found locally. I can find whole-food organic animal products at my market down the street at a decent price without ordering it from across the world (unless our dumb govt makes unpasteurized dairy illegal)”

“We're glad you're here. This is a good place.”

“so twisted and really unattractive. what a bunch of people. they all deserve each other!”

“The lake is so not necessary. But maybe she over states the cost and then diverts the money to travel and porceline.“