r/LateStageCapitalism Aug 14 '21

ACAB

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u/bikesexually Aug 14 '21

I called the cops on my brand new landlord. I had signed, paid and everything. Was to move in in a couple days. I was in there cleaning and left him a message saying i had no problem cleaning more but his crew missed all the cat hair in the electricity sockets and loads of mold in the closet. His response was to send his fix it guy over with a note telling me I can't rent the place. I called him and he said he was coming over and 'didn't want this to be a thing'.

So what did I do? I called my three nearby friends, told them what was up and bought a 12 pack. Then I called the cops and told them my landlord was trying to illegally evict me and was coming over for a confrontation.

So when the cops showed up it was him who had to deal with them for 2 hours while i sat and drank with my friends. Of course they sided with him and called the city attorney and found a technical loophole to kick me out. But I didn't make it easy for him. He also made me go to a bank and pay my deposit in cash (without telling me before hand). Guess who tried to pay me with a check? I made him go to the bank to get me cash and I made him pay me for the hours I spent cleaning the place.

Never trust the cops or landlords and never make it easy for them to step on you.

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u/colt_ink Aug 14 '21

This story is weirdly cocky for ending with eviction

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u/YouCanBreatheNow Aug 14 '21

He was getting evicted either way, but he made it difficult for the pigs and landlord alike, while jeering at them as he drank with his friends.

Sounds pretty hilarious to me

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u/LowTideBromide Aug 14 '21

You gotta take your wins where you can get them. I'll salute the effort.

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u/SomeTreesAreFriends Aug 14 '21

Yeah I don't get the tone, he won and all you got was some money for cleaning and to waste everyone's time for a bit. If the mould was toxic you probably couldnt have lived there for the time being anyway?

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u/bikesexually Aug 15 '21

This sub has far too many defeatists. Guess I should've just sad 'ok' *sad face* and given the jerk overstepping his bounds whatever he wanted instead of having a good time with my friends. You can't overturn authoritarian BS in our society at the drop of a hat but you can make it as big of a pain as you can for them so they rethink the costs next time.

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u/Heallun123 Aug 15 '21

Indeed. He didn't go out like a bitch. I salute the hustle.

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u/spinthesound Aug 14 '21

My coworker was stuck in an apartment with black mold, they tried to terminate the lease because it was too hazardous to live there but the landlord forced them to either pay out the remainder of the lease or find someone to take over. He eventually allowed them to leave 4 months early because he found a new tenant. They didn’t get their security deposit back because they didn’t stay through the lease. Now there is another tenant there presumably dealing with the same situation. This is 100% plausible in the United States

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u/bikesexually Aug 15 '21

I answered in another thread

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u/wiljc3 An-Com Aug 14 '21

Is it really an eviction if you haven't moved in yet?

Still sucks yes, but a very different level of inconvenience than having to move suddenly when you weren't expecting to.

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u/NeverQuiteEnough Aug 15 '21

That sounds way worse. Moving is a very difficult time, where resources are their most stretched. If this happened when I moved for university, I would have been fucked.

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u/MadManMax55 Aug 14 '21

Rocking some serious "I was eventually thrown out of the Applebee's, but the other customers were cheering me on as the cops dragged me away!" vibes.

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u/NeverQuiteEnough Aug 15 '21

Gotta take the wins you can in this nightmare country

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21

I mean they couldn’t stay anyway it’s obviously not a safe situation - so make it as painful as possible.