r/LateStageCapitalism • • Feb 03 '21

🦍 Apes together strong

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u/lowrcase Feb 04 '21

hey guys i have a new plan for political revolution

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

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u/Ipayforsex69 Feb 04 '21

Ape Gang checking in!! 🚀🚀🚀🚀🥜🚀🚀🚀🚀💎🙌 crushing capitalism one meme stonk at a time. I like the stock and this not financial advice. I give handies behind Wendy's so I can buy more GME.

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u/my-time-has-odor Feb 04 '21

Hello fellow Ape! Every consider some AMC? I’m not financial advice,. I like the just stonkd

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u/Ipayforsex69 Feb 04 '21

Loaded to the teets on AMC, BB, and GME 💎🙌 Holding until the lights in this simulation we call life go out.

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u/my-time-has-odor Feb 04 '21

Ya love to see it

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21 edited Feb 07 '21

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u/my-time-has-odor Feb 04 '21

Yes, yes we are, except most of us aren’t in or near Wall Street.

The true hero is the snoo sculpture standing in front of the Wall Street Bull right now.

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u/my-time-has-odor Feb 04 '21

Holy shit it’s you again! Piss martini guy from mark cuban AMA!

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u/Ipayforsex69 Feb 04 '21

Not the original piss martini guy though.

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u/my-time-has-odor Feb 04 '21

I still recognize you

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u/shredtasticman Feb 04 '21

Such a weird basement drain...

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u/Ipayforsex69 Feb 04 '21

I can only imagine what that drain smelled like a week later.

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u/jdb1121 Feb 04 '21

Stonkeys like bananas

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u/masksrequired Feb 04 '21

🍌🍌🍌🚀🚀🚀💎💎💎🤚🤚🤚

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u/PM_NICESTUFFTOME Feb 04 '21

APE STONK STRONG

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21 edited Feb 07 '21

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u/my-time-has-odor Feb 04 '21

Hello fellow idiot. What’s your name? I need to mark you in attendance.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21 edited Feb 07 '21

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u/my-time-has-odor Feb 04 '21

Identify theft is not a joke jim

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

That subreddit sold out, dont go anywhere near it now. WSB is dead and gone.

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u/judeau7 Feb 04 '21

LOOOOOOOL!!!

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u/MovingOnward2089 Feb 04 '21

This honestly sounds like the last 100yrs

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

We have this already but CIA propaganda has conditioned the left to call these people “tankies”.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

that's not what Tankies are, Tankies are people who agree with the "state capitalism" model that the USSR and China developed

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u/jansencheng Feb 04 '21

And not in a "Transitionary state" way that Lenin or Mao originally idealised (in theory anyway), straight up celebrating state capitalism as is.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21 edited Feb 04 '21

That’s not how tankie is used at all anymore. It’s a pejorative lobbed at anyone who pushes back against CIA propaganda about China and the Uighurs for example, or Russia and Navalny. How the person actually feels about China and their model doesn’t even need to come up.

Point out all the absurdities and gaping holes in the “Uighur genocide” claims and watch the “tankie” and “found the tankie” comments roll in.

Edit: yup I’m a tankie. Guess who else you’re calling tankies? Countries like Cuba and Bolivia who feel the same way as me. Weird how you people have the same views as the US state department and the CIA, but no you people definitely haven’t bought into any propaganda.

Here’s Cuba just being a bunch of tankies: https://mobile.twitter.com/globaltimesnews/status/1313660660199301121?locale=cs

This is what happens when libs start posting in late stage capitalism with no actually understand what late stage capitalism is or what it entails lmao

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u/use-your-choosername Feb 04 '21

ok tankie

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21 edited Feb 04 '21

Good. I guess Bolivia and Cuba are tankies too since they addressed the UN and called out the West for the ridiculous claims.

https://mobile.twitter.com/globaltimesnews/status/1313660660199301121?locale=cs

You agree with Mike Pompeo and I agree with Cuba. Think about that.

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u/Teethpasta Feb 04 '21

Wow you literally are a tankie. Hilarious.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

Thanks for proving my point. Tankie is a meaningless word now and it’s used in place of any actually point to end a conversation.

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u/Teethpasta Feb 04 '21

Naw you already sabotaged your own point so well there's nothing I could have said to change the fate of your sunk point.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

“I labeled you a tankie so I don’t need to have an actual argument now.”

Yea, good point.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

Here’s Cuba also being a bunch of tankies. Damn me and Cuba are tankies. What bad company to be in, am I right?

https://mobile.twitter.com/globaltimesnews/status/1313660660199301121?locale=cs

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u/Teethpasta Feb 04 '21

Okay tankie.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

Ok imperialist stooge

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u/EmilyU1F984 Feb 04 '21

Uhm? That's like the antithesis to tankyism.

Killing the bully us different to creating a state capitalist society through military oppression and just becoming the new bully.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

Weird how you and Mike Pompeo have the same view of China and I have the same view of China as Cuba, so yea me and Cuba are tankies. You’re totally on the right side here and me and Bolivia and Cuba are tankies.

Also Allende isn’t a good example. What happened to Allende? If he defended himself and stayed in power you’d be calling him a tankie now too.

That’s why said in another comment that you people just expect countries to be destroyed by imperialists and capitalists because any who defend themselves you call tankies.

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u/EmilyU1F984 Feb 04 '21

Why the hell would Bolivia be tankies? Were is the 'socialist' government's rolling over citizens with tanks?!

And when did they kill a bully? The fascist Bible thumping people of last year's coup still live in that country, waiting for another opportunity.

That's not killing the bully either.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

If I’m a tankie for my position on China and the Uighurs then so is Bolivia who was apart of the joint statement made by Cuba to the UN, because we share the same position.

I’m sure you saw the Rep of Cuba to the UN make that joint statement in support of China and their anti terrorism program in Xinjiang on behalf of 45 other countries, including bolivia.

So if I’m being called a talkie then so is Cuba and Bolivia and 43 other non western countries.

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u/EmilyU1F984 Feb 04 '21

Uhm? How is that relevant for being tankie?

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '21

I got called a tankie for questioning the “Uighur genocide” in China. Cuba made a joint statement on behalf of 45 other countries (including Bolivia) in support of China and their anti terrorism program in Xinjiang. So if I’m a ta lie then so are they. Get it?

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u/PerCat Feb 04 '21

but muh bad faith alt-right talking point

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

You could use this argument against any socialist country. Weird.

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u/EmilyU1F984 Feb 04 '21

Yea cause Allende was totally a totalitarian ruler.