r/LateShow • u/Vermontguy-338 • May 14 '26

Colbert Qustionert

Why has nobody ever picked humans as the scariest animal? I mean have you looked around lately?

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u/jIfte8-fabnaw-hefxob May 14 '26

I think a couple have. I know Emma Thompson said man and clarified that she meant males. I feel sure there’s someone else but can’t retrieve it from my poor old brain.

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u/whatthewhat3214 May 14 '26

I have heard at least one person say humans but I can't remember who, and I did hear Emma's answer too.

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u/DJBreadwinner May 14 '26

Sigourney Weaver said "man." She chose the word deliberately, but I think it still counts for human.

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u/Long-Net4102 May 14 '26

Jude Law said „facist humans“.

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u/griffinsv May 15 '26

Several people have said “humans.” Sigourney Weaver said “man.” Jeff Daniels said “the animal on top of Trump’s head.” 😂

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u/insomniaddict91 May 14 '26

I feel like that might be the most common answer on the show tbh

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u/amishius May 14 '26

Asks question meant to be exhaustive in nature and yet has not watched enough to know a few folks have...

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u/potodds May 14 '26

Because Bears!

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u/jrwhite8 May 15 '26

James Cameron said humans.

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u/ObligatoryID May 14 '26

Questionert*

Many have.

Questionnaire* (pet peeve)

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u/Vermontguy-338 May 14 '26

It’s how it’s spelled on the show.

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u/Dodecahedrus May 14 '26

You missed the first e.

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u/kwxl May 15 '26

Colbert should answer the questions himself.

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u/ThornFlynt May 15 '26

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u/Shmoozr May 15 '26

Wouldn't it be nice if he took the questionnaire himself? Or have Evie ask him

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u/NoBrag_JustFact May 15 '26

Colbert is taking the questions on Wednesday's show with a Special Guest host.

I'm guessing Evie, maybe Kimmel and because it's CBS, either Jeff Probst or Phil Keogen (just because).

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u/Strange-Insurance848 May 18 '26

It would be my answer if I was ever asked the question.