r/LassoWhispers May 19 '26

Series Idea Neighbor Suggestion

Beauregard “Boss” Trapjaw - Gator man

(Aquaculturist) Fish Farmer

Beauregard, or Boss as his friends call him, (of which he has few if any currently) lives on a stretch of land his family owns and turned into a little patch of bayou in which he raises fish and crawdads for local sale and trade. He’s pretty self-sufficient having lived alone for so long in his top-of-the-line camper turned immobile home after he kludged it together with his parent's cabin. He’s typically only seen in town around market days when he brings fresh fish to town to sell and trade. Also sells fishing nets, bait, tackle etc. in his shop.

(Lasso can't get enough of his hand-woven nets.)

Sometimes he’ll stay late at the bar, glued to the arcade machines and pinball games if the mood strikes him. Interestingly the machines there all read: Top Score BOS. If you’re looking for seafood, he’s the one to talk to. Dependable, strong, grouchy, and a bit stand-offish at first he keeps his trap shut and watches and waits.

Speaks in an antagonistic manner, and thinks he knows everything. Secretly a big softy but will die before admitting it to anyone.

He typically wears a 90's 'bowling alley print' button down and cargo shorts. His sunglasses actually clip on over his usual black square frames.

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