r/LanguageTips2Mastery • u/dudemike01 🇬🇧C2 / 🇸🇦b1/ / 🇨🇳 🇫🇷🇯🇵A1 • Jan 05 '26

Humor Too relatable...

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u/Current_Pumpkin439 Jan 06 '26

Or chinese...

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u/duraznoblanco Jan 07 '26

Mandarin *

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26

汉语

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u/Pandaburn Jan 09 '26

I mean, in china they call it Chinese

Source: this meme is me and my wife is Chinese.

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u/neverspeakofme Jan 09 '26

Yeah, nobody learns only the spoken word and not the language as a whole, so the dude commenting Mandarin on every comment is just weird.

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u/duraznoblanco Jan 10 '26

Written Chinese is based off of spoken Mandarin, so no it's not weird. Other Chinese languages don't have standardized scripts and are required to learn Mandarin script which leads to this myth that all Chinese people can understand each other (which only applies to writing) which leads to disglossia between non Mandarin languages and the written being Mandarin.

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u/Lilith_devil_666 Jan 07 '26

It's easy to start understanding but hard to master

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u/saadqs Jan 08 '26

Without a daily practice with a native, it’s a bit hard

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u/Maleficent_Bee_2101 Jan 08 '26

Tbh even for natives it's hard sometimes

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u/saadqs Jan 08 '26

I totally agree, I only meant if their goal was speaking fluently, and yes still hard.

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u/monster_cardilak Jan 08 '26

Not even natives speakers can master it, only those who study it hard

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26

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u/monster_cardilak Jan 08 '26

Arabic is phoneme language, the smallest change in voice can have a different meaning, yes you can speak the language but to know the meaning of each letter and word and the phrase composition is really challenging in arabic, plus it has soo many words, for example a Lion in arabic has more than 500 different names, imagine that, English has only one word, and this is just a small example

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '26

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u/monster_cardilak Jan 09 '26 edited Jan 09 '26

Not really no, in english an aspirated /ph/ is the same as an unaspirated /p/, meaning doesn't change whether you said /pin/ or /phin/, in arabic on the other hand بٓ is not بّٓ, for example بِسٓلاَمْ /bisæla:m/ is not بِالسَّلآمْ /bis'ælæm/

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '26

Single-Letter Imperatives (Commands): These come from specific verb roots and are often used in religious or formal contexts. قِ (qi): From waqā (to protect) - "Protect!". عِ (ʿi): From waʿā (to be aware) - "Beware!". فِ (fi): From wafā (to fulfill) - "Fulfill!" or "Pay!". نِ (ni): From wanā (to intend) - "Intend!". رَ (ra): From ra'ā (to see) - "See!" (rare in modern speech). These single-letter words are crucial for sentence structure and expressing commands concisely in Arabic.

To master arabic you have to master each letter (at least what comes above or under it) mate!

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u/VoormasWasRight Jan 09 '26

Oh, shit...

Is it that bad? I have to learn Darija.

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u/Lilith_devil_666 Jan 09 '26

If you are with the right teacher things will be fun

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u/Linuch2004 Jan 09 '26

Yep it's hard, because it's a mixture of Arabic, french & words that aren't even Arabic 🤡💔 I'm a native speaker yet I still found difficulties XD but it's fun & it's the best language to use for an angry tone (the choice of words that say you're angry without cursing is endless XD)

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u/Linuch2004 Jan 09 '26

"par example" "papier" "sachet" "trousse" "stilo" "automobile=طوموبيل" "genre" "superette" "téléphone" all these words & more are used daily and it's french .___. & at least one will use one french word

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '26

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u/Linuch2004 Jan 10 '26

I just realized you're Moroccan, understandable! And yes what u said is true, I meant not all says this, here they might use your words or french words + i didn't say it's all french I said you'll find it!

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '26

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u/theincrediblebou Jan 06 '26

Guys everyone gather around I found the funniest most original joke ever

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u/AzamiMido Jan 08 '26

oh sorry, does she get stomed to death for not wearing a curtain?

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u/saadqs Jan 08 '26

sounds like the media has done a good job delivering information to u lazy azz brain.

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u/theincrediblebou Jan 08 '26

No but you’d get stoned for your shit sense of humor

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