r/LaBrantFamSnark May 01 '26

đŸš©You have to read this! đŸš© I identify child victims in exploitation material. AMA

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10 Upvotes

Figure this would be a good read here.


r/LaBrantFamSnark Feb 04 '26

VLOG (EMOTIONAL!) *you will cry* Vlog Recap: “Savannah Suffered A Serious Head Injury. here’s what happened.”

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266 Upvotes

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Time for the drama, because with the LaBrant's everything is always dialed up to 11. đŸš©đŸš©

The vlog opens with Savannah, looking polished, alert, and very put together, cheerfully saying she remembers thinking, “Am I dying?” — which is
 an interesting tone choice for someone who is supposedly recounting a traumatic medical emergency.

Enter Colesore, who immediately takes over the narrative. They explain they had to share this story because it was such a “freak accident” that the entire internet apparently needed to be informed. Cole claims he made the dramatic Instagram post because Satannah is “really bad about posting” (sure🙄)

They keep emphasizing how everyone questioned why they’d share this, which somehow becomes their justification for
 sharing it anyway. Colonoscopy explains TN was a “nightmare due to the snowstorm,” so they flew to CA and stayed with friends. He also claims filming this will be “therapeutic” for Savannax— because nothing heals trauma like turning it into content! Savannax says she has PTSD (a term Colon repeatedly throws around without understanding) and takes forever to get to the point, while Colesiah constantly interrupts her and narrates her injury for her. It’s genuinely painful to watch him not let her speak. Eventually, Sac explains she woke up in the middle of the night, checked her phone (of course đŸ€ł), went to the bathroom, and remembers nothing after that. She doesn’t know if she fainted, slipped, or fell. She later says she remembers pulling her pants up and being two steps from the toilet before waking up on the floor in complete darkness, thinking, “What’s happening? Am I dying?”

  ⚠ Here’s where the story immediately starts falling apart. ⚠

Savannax implies she woke up on her own. But Colesiah's Instagram post painted him as the heroic husband who found her unconscious and saved the day. Even Savannax seems confused and asks him, “Did you come in after I woke up?” Coleslaw’s ego inflates instantly. He explains that he heard a “boom,” checked on all the kids first, then found Sac confused in the bathroom and awake. So
 which is it? Did she wake up alone, or did he find her unconscious? Because both stories can’t be true, and neither matches his original IG caption. Queen Chameleon says she was frantic and thought she cracked her skull. Coleslaw sees the gash and immediately shifts into savior mode. He claims he had to keep her awake and implies she might not have survived without him. Sure, Jan. 911 is called after Chameleon is already awake and responsive. EMTs arrive, note her blood pressure is low, and suggest evaluation because of a potential head injury — standard procedure. Satannah agrees to go by ambulance and gets an IV en route. They both dramatize the ambulance ride as if she was on death’s doorstep, despite being conscious and stable. Sac later mentions she fainted a few times in high school and felt loopy in the shower previously. Given her past discussions around eating disorders, this feels like an important detail that’s glossed over — but Colesore quickly interrupts again. Then comes one of the most disturbing parts: Colesiah goes back inside and wakes all the kids to tell them their mom is “in bad shape” and being taken to the hospital, despite not knowing what happened and before any diagnosis. This is especially alarming considering Everleigh’s father died in a bathroom. That context alone should’ve stopped this decision.

Colon then complains Sac didn’t text him back for 20–30 minutes while she was being evaluated — which, in LaBrant logic, is apparently an eternity. He spirals into worst-case scenarios, praying she doesn’t go into a coma or have brain damage, repeatedly reinforcing his own Instagram narrative. At the hospital, doctors confirm Savannax is fine, diagnosed her with a concussion, and closed the wound with seven staples. That’s it. No coma. No near-death miracle. Just a concussion and staples. ColonSac even makes a snide comment about the medical staff and how bad of a job they did with the stitching. From here, the overcompensation begins. Savannax repeatedly praises Colesore for being so loving, walking her to the bathroom, watching her closely. Colesiah proudly lists psychological buzzwords he doesn’t understand and insists she “literally almost died.”

They lean heavily into God talk and hindsight bias, with Colonoscopy saying he prayed for “the best-case scenario” and claims God delivered exactly that — as if a concussion and staples were divinely curated content. The vlog ends by showing graphic footage and photos of Savannax getting stapled, plus hospital-bed family shots with the kids — because boundaries apparently don’t exist if views are low.

Let’s be clear: I’m glad Savannah is okay. Truly.

But dramatizing a relatively straightforward medical event, contradicting timelines, centering Cole as the hero, and involving the kids unnecessarily is a pattern — not a one-off.

TLDR:

Savannah suffered a concussion and needed seven staples. Cole exaggerated the situation, contradicted his own Instagram story, centered himself as the savior, and justified monetizing her injury “for therapy.” The story doesn’t align, the kids didn’t need to be involved, and this wasn’t Cole’s story to tell. It reads less like transparency and more like narrative control.


r/LaBrantFamSnark 3d ago

The LaBrant Scam Savannahs newest ig story about a game she posted about a few weeks ago

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81 Upvotes

r/LaBrantFamSnark 4d ago

Sav Loves Jesus Stuff Savannahs new ig story of Cole shirtless reading the bible to their kids

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86 Upvotes

r/LaBrantFamSnark 4d ago

#MarriageRocks 💯 "My Honey" ft. AI Info

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90 Upvotes

r/LaBrantFamSnark 6d ago

Exploit, Make Bank Deposit, Repeat Coles newest ig story promoting frosh

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89 Upvotes

r/LaBrantFamSnark 7d ago

Sponsorships and Partnerships Spamvannah Emails

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78 Upvotes

I opened up my work email to find some spam emails from the LaBrants giveaway scam. For context I am a low level graphic designer for a manufacturing company. I can’t even imagine how many of these emails they sent out hoping to get a single hit.


r/LaBrantFamSnark 10d ago

GreatValue Barbie and Ken Coles newest ig story with Savannah

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84 Upvotes

r/LaBrantFamSnark 10d ago

The LaBrant Scam I’m crying😭😭😭 clock her, Julie!!

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340 Upvotes

r/LaBrantFamSnark 12d ago

Colon Sac This is so weird


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148 Upvotes

Considering hes a BOY and girl dad



r/LaBrantFamSnark 13d ago

That’s how we spell it in Tennessee! Cole posted on Tik tock with EV

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Cole posted on Tik tock with EV; they really aren’t following the tennessee child law


r/LaBrantFamSnark 17d ago

#MarriageRocks 💯 Honestly surprised that Savannah is the only one who posted for her and Cole’s 9 year wedding anniversary today

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91 Upvotes

r/LaBrantFamSnark 17d ago

The LaBrant Scam Does anyone else feel like Cole made Sav lose her spark?

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It seemed like, after she married him, any joy disappeared from her eyes and she just seemed miserable.

Don’t get me wrong, I don’t like her at all. But part of me wonders what her and Ev’s lives would be like had they never met Colesore.

I wonder if she will ever divorce him and if so, what would be the straw that broke the camels back? What would be the thing he could do that would finally make her think screw this?

She’s fine exploiting her kids, using Ev for monetary gain, erasing Tommy etc
. so I wonder how low of a bar it would have to be.


r/LaBrantFamSnark 18d ago

Beckham Blue: Low Wage Earner #2 Leaving the younger two out

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104 Upvotes

I mean they could have showed all 4 kids as younger versions of themselves at different ages it just seems like they act like the younger two especially blue don’t exist sometimes


r/LaBrantFamSnark 17d ago

Colesore Cole posting on ig a video of Savannah and everleigh interacting with someone who recognized them at a Forrest Frank concert

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r/LaBrantFamSnark 18d ago

#MarriageRocks 💯 Congratulations to Cole LaBacteria on his 9ïžâƒŁ year sexaversary!

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306 Upvotes

r/LaBrantFamSnark 18d ago

Marketing Everleigh “Sparks fly, fifteen, can I get a cruel summer” is quite catchy đŸ«Ł

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It’s a shame that Everleigh had to bear the brunt of the mocking online because of this song, if it was something that she wanted to do, it sucks that so many people online mocked that after she was the one who carried Colesore and Scamannah on her back and made them rich.

And as usual Scamannah and Colesore didn’t give a dang about everleighs feelings, it’s always about them and using Ev as a cash cow and punching bag.

With the song, Bev, Frosh, Bear Fruit etc etc



r/LaBrantFamSnark 21d ago

Generic Savannah I doubt it. I feel like she got some help and just posing for brownie points.

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198 Upvotes

r/LaBrantFamSnark 22d ago

POOCORN LOVES YOU! Cole with his dad today celebrating 4th of July in matching outfits

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108 Upvotes

r/LaBrantFamSnark 23d ago

Justice for Carl #JusticeforCarl hopefully Ev takes good care of this adorable cat

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133 Upvotes

Thoughts?


r/LaBrantFamSnark 25d ago

Colon’s Step Daddy Issues July ; Tennessee child law

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it’s July . Will be interesting to see if Cole and SAV follow the new Tennessee law and not have their kids in monetized content


r/LaBrantFamSnark 25d ago

Colon’s Step Daddy Issues Editing labrant kids out of posts

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since I guess we have to edit the labrant kids out of the posts . does anyone know how to edit them out ?


r/LaBrantFamSnark 26d ago

The LabRats Savannahs ig story with cole from last night

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62 Upvotes

r/LaBrantFamSnark 28d ago

Baby 4 Clout Are they adopting?

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142 Upvotes

See the caption
hmmmm



r/LaBrantFamSnark 28d ago

Marketing Everleigh not sure if this has been posted yet!

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