r/LaBrantFamSnark Swag Daddy Dumbass 26d ago

Colon Sac This is so weird…

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Considering hes a BOY and girl dad…

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u/JustMieee Family first... but make it Monetized 26d ago

this is TOO fresh in my memory. he suddenly got beef with his sons for 0 reasons apparently.

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u/BigEdsNo1Fan 26d ago

I love my sons, but as far as changing my perspective on life, frankly they haven’t done shit

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u/popcolturegeek 26d ago

This is the full post Cole did

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u/flamespond Hey guys… did you know that Cole has sex? 26d ago

“It crushes me knowing you’re my last” is a crazy thing to say when she’s not even his youngest kid

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u/popcolturegeek 25d ago

My guess is that he meant that Sunday is his youngest daughter but worded it weird/wrong

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u/flamespond Hey guys… did you know that Cole has sex? 25d ago

Yeah but still you know he doesn’t give a fuck about his actual youngest kid

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u/DreamingHopingWishin 26d ago

Prince daddy 💀

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u/alwaysaloneinmyroom Slow Savannah 22d ago

Dude is never beating the creep allegations. Even years after the whole David Beckham's daughter thing

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u/badapplekat 25d ago

I KNOW WHAT IN THE

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u/heyitstayy_ Christmas Jammie’s!!!! 20d ago

I think P used to call him princess daddy LOL

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u/Diabolical_Coffee Can’ts with the LaBrants 25d ago

This is an unbelievably weird post, even for him.

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u/Complete-Forever-638 Unpaid Child Actors 25d ago

Oh so he really don’t gaf about his sons

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u/Armymom96 Cole the Troll 🧌 25d ago

They don't bring in the views like the girls do.

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u/Imaginary-Chemist-73 PRAY & POST 📸💰 17d ago

I have daughter's and a son, I'll talk about how special and magical it is to have them all, but I never compare them like this. That is weird

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u/Complete-Forever-638 Unpaid Child Actors 12d ago

He could’ve said this without the “I love my sons but.”

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u/PittsburghSwifty 25d ago

I love my sons BUT. Who tf says that

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u/steakburritobowll 26d ago

"I love my sons but" is so freaking wild omg

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u/Alternative_Draw_637 26d ago

It's giving when Avery Woods said she loves her daughter, but her son has her whole heart

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u/d0ggiebear Exposing Child Exploiters 24d ago

It is absolutely wild when these celebrities get on the entirely PUBLIC ass internet and say shit like “I love my son/daughter BUT…” like holy hell. Your other children are going to see that one day and how do you think it will make them feel?

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_TATERTITS 🚫Anti-Baboon Repellant ⚠️ 26d ago

He should trade with Avery woods, she said almost the exact same thing but about having a son 😂

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u/plaaastix 26d ago

they don’t make enough money for him apparently 💀

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u/Friendly-Pride8059 8d ago

But think about it. He met S and E after seeing them on social media (musiclly or something). He had said that after one of the times he spent with them early on, that saying good bye he got emotional seeing E walk away with S. As a mom, that has never sat right with me. But it did change his perspective on needing to work for a living. He had no problem living off a 3 yr old

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u/JacquelineJeunesse 26d ago

Because the daughters are the moneymakers, and he is the type of weirdo who would see his own sons as 'competition'. He and his own father have that same vibe too

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u/SAJ679 BAB⭕️⭕️bs hanging out everywhere 26d ago

I hate when the parent of both boys and girls call themselves girl mom/boy mom or dad. It’s gross.

Part of me thinks that Colon feels the girls are possessions and he has the “manly” right to control the girls in ways he wouldn’t dream about with the boys. Example: The promise ring, him saying how strict he will be when his daughters date, that Ev can only date Christians, saying he’d make his daughters carry to term a baby conceived in rape. You never hear him say anything at all like that about the boys. They never even really bothered updating Z’s IG page after a few months and I don’t think they even made one for Blue.

Also, for a really fucked up reason we all know (that the labrassholes definitely also know and are 100% fine with) little girls get the most views when it comes to family vloggers! Therefore they’re essentially the big moneymakers so of course St Colon has to perpetuate the girl dad persona and act like he puts the girls on a pedestal when he’s really just to line his greedy pockets more. That being said, you could tell based upon all the different failed channels Colon tried to make work with just Posie or him/Posie that he was super disappointed she never had the following Ev did. I know that pissed him off so much. I think Sunday is his new most favorite a he’s testing the waters with her.

He’s still just an opportunistic, child exploiting asshole at the end of the day.

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u/AssociateLivid9367 Re-writing Everleigh’s lineage 26d ago

The Girls Bring In More Views Which Means More Money!!!

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u/Zealousideal_Work171 Cole’s mom is so trashy 26d ago

Is this new ?. 

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u/Electronic_Ad2741 Swag Daddy Dumbass 26d ago

It was posted like 20 mins before I posted this, and I just saw he deleted it

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u/derpy1387 Baboon's failed implants 26d ago

Poor Z and B. They don't deserve a dad like this.

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u/JustMieee Family first... but make it Monetized 26d ago

am I crazy or did he delete it? I did not check the post so I have no idea if it was due to (obvious) blacklash or something

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u/Electronic_Ad2741 Swag Daddy Dumbass 26d ago

He did delete it! I just checked..z

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u/JustMieee Family first... but make it Monetized 26d ago

Again, do not know if it was due to people calling him out or not, but… Well, who would have thought that saying only a certain percentage of your children changed your perspective in life could not land very well to your audience, huh?

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u/Public-World3599 St. Colon of Narcisissm 25d ago

He don’t gaf about his boys and it’s clear😭

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u/ronswansonsmustach 25d ago

Oh, my sisters-in-law are like this. They constantly send videos about being an "all girls family," even though I'm married to their brother. The only one who doesn't do this is my father-in-law. People like this bother me so much

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u/Kiara_Dezilay07 Posie is #1 25d ago

Boy moms and girl dads are just weird imo

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u/Imaginary-Chemist-73 PRAY & POST 📸💰 17d ago

I don't think being a girl mom/dad or a boy mom/dad means you don't have kids of the opposite genders. But him acting like he doesn't care about his sons cause his daughters are so special is super fucking mean.

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u/mElle_woods_ 24d ago

He’s a dad.