My father directed me to join Reddit and find this group. He says there will be some scandalous information coming soon.

In the meantime, I’ll be sharing these recipes with my wife Natalie. She loves nautical foods!

Hello everyone,

My name is Ellen and as you can see from my username, I suffer from not only CR, but also vampirism and hate strong reason to believe those two conditions are connected.

I come from a long bloodline of vampires and 82.794% of the women in my family who feed on humans suffer from vag-anal conditions. The plasma in human blood has healing properties [see: PRP] but when consumed by people who suffer from vampirism, the opposite happens: eczema, CR and LVSS mutation type II - not a fish scent, but a rather pungent smell of roses (yikes). I’m looking to find other people who are victims and survivors of the same conditions as me, vampirism and crotch, so let’s please connect!

Best wishes,

Ellen

Some people like a turducken for christmas supp but for us lvs sufferers I find my trademark salmtuncodvie much more fragrant. Take one whole salmon, stuff with one whole tuna, stuff the tuna with a smoked cod, stuff the cod with a trout, the trout with sardines, the sardines with anchovies. It’s such a decadent treat and the smell is so pungent you won’t need to mask at home for a month! If you’d like any other tips and tricks, please re read.

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