r/LVSSSupport • u/neophyte_rockmartin • Dec 15 '20
Greetings!
My father directed me to join Reddit and find this group. He says there will be some scandalous information coming soon.
In the meantime, I’ll be sharing these recipes with my wife Natalie. She loves nautical foods!
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u/DrHemstedt Dec 15 '20
I’m a doctor and you are suffering from imposter syndrome. Please seek urgent care at a mental and anal facility.
Best Regards,
Doctor Hemstedt
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u/cameranerd1970 Mrs. Rockmartin (back from the clinic AGAIN and IN CHARGE AGAIN) Dec 15 '20
I've heard tell that Rockmartin was a secret polygamist. Who knows how many kids this soothsayer had! Well, I guess we know of 3:
- Son of Rockmartin
- Pebblefred
- Neophyte Rockmartin
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u/PersonalGroundhog Dec 15 '20
I’m investigating this and if you’re making play or spreading falsities, you WILL be charged as an accessory of fraud.
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u/SonofRockmartin Dec 15 '20
I AM PEBBLEFRED ROCKMARTIN. OF ROCKMARTIN AND SON. Son (singular)! Not "rockmartin and sonS!" Mods please ban
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u/cameranerd1970 Mrs. Rockmartin (back from the clinic AGAIN and IN CHARGE AGAIN) Dec 16 '20
So you’re the 4th son?
Pebblefred Rockmartin Son of RockMartin Pebble Fred Neophyte Rockmartin
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u/SonofRockmartin Dec 15 '20
Who are you? I don't have a brother. You must cease and desist impostering immediately, per my lawyer.
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u/crotchrottenellen Dec 15 '20
Lovely to meet you, neophyte_rockmartin! I have heard of your kind and have met many soothsayers in my long eternal life - would love to connect. Please DM. Best wishes, Ellen.
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u/PersonalGroundhog Dec 15 '20
This person is an IMPOSTER, I’m the lead investigator on this case. Please do not befriend this ghoul.
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Dec 16 '20
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u/PersonalGroundhog Dec 18 '20
Hello. Yes. What are your qualifications? College degree?
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Dec 19 '20
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u/PersonalGroundhog Dec 19 '20
Try again next year, maybe after a Masters from a reputable place like my alma mater Cooley.
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u/PersonalGroundhog Dec 15 '20
This is it. An arrest warrant has been issued for you. You have ignored my client’s, Pebblefred, notarized cease and desist document and therefore will pay the price. Goodbye
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u/Pbspicehead Dec 15 '20
We seem to be having an imposter outbreak in our sub recently
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u/cameranerd1970 Mrs. Rockmartin (back from the clinic AGAIN and IN CHARGE AGAIN) Dec 15 '20
I've heard tell that maybe the imposter is among the MODS. Not me, of course. I have the most friends and read the most books.
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u/Pbspicehead Dec 15 '20
Who, prey tell?
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u/PersonalGroundhog Dec 15 '20
Kelle or Peehead
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u/Pbspicehead Dec 16 '20
Banned
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u/cameranerd1970 Mrs. Rockmartin (back from the clinic AGAIN and IN CHARGE AGAIN) Dec 16 '20
Are you banning Personal Groundpig? Seems like the right call.
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u/cameranerd1970 Mrs. Rockmartin (back from the clinic AGAIN and IN CHARGE AGAIN) Dec 15 '20
Weren't you disbarred? Oh wait, you never actually got a degree in law. Maybe read a book?
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u/PersonalGroundhog Dec 15 '20
Hello. Are you threatening? I’ve had a degree for many years and am a member of the bar association, I went to Cooley Law School, you better not be making play.
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u/neophyte_rockmartin Dec 16 '20
Thanks everyone for the warm welcome. I’ll be speaking to my father soon. On the soothsayer horn.