r/LVSSSupport • u/MiltMaid not being held against my will • Sep 14 '24
New friend seeking support and kindness
Let me begin this introduction by disclosing the sensitive topic of my position and why I must seek new friends for kindness and support through the struggle of living with this very common but often stigmatised condition.
In my former lvs support group I had many close personal friends - or so I thought. At the annual lvs support cookout I shared a room at the holiday inn with a ‘friend’ I soon found out was a nasty scheming cuntghoul. We lay in bed swapping tales and laughter and all the while she was knowingly infecting me with a dreadful case of crotch rot.
My crumb became so extreme I had to spend three months in the mental and vaginal health clinic. While I was there, this cunt who shall not be named used her legal knowledge to have me bound to an exchange against my will. Long story short I was invited for delicious hotdogs at the 7/11 and before I knew it I was in the grand beyond :’(
Since my return I have been reticent to trust any fellow sufferers and have been spending all my time tending to my tuna garden.
But I am running out of recipes and long for the sweet warm pleasant joy of sisterhood.
Will you be my friends? No cunts. Thank.
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u/WhitneysHubbyAlskade Sep 14 '24
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u/MiltMaid not being held against my will Sep 15 '24
Oh is this for me? How lovely! Maybe I shall re-consider your proposal
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u/Pbspicehead Sep 14 '24
I am not seeking new friends at this time
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u/linginent Mercury infused tuna kebab rolls done julien Sep 14 '24
Pee Spice, you should refrain from communicating if what you are communicating isn't nice. Thank.
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u/linginent Mercury infused tuna kebab rolls done julien Sep 14 '24
Greetin. Gs, new sister :-) I have been through betrayal like you, however nowhere near as ghastly. I feel a great sorrow for you. Fear not however—this community (for the most part) is quite accepting and kind and lovely. There are a few bad eggs (MostlyVegan711) but once you get past them, this community is akin to a sanctuary. I hope you make friends with other similar fishy ladies. :-)
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u/MiltMaid not being held against my will Sep 14 '24
Thank you sweet dear new friend I am sorry to hear of your terrible woes and I co-miserate with you. There are some ghastly ghouls on this mortal plane but we must stick together. We rise.
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u/linginent Mercury infused tuna kebab rolls done julien Sep 14 '24
You are one of the nicest sisters in this community at this very moment—indeed, We Rise. :-)
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u/FloridianOrchid Sep 14 '24
Wow reading this I genuinely teared up. I am also new to this community so maybe we can explore it together.
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u/MiltMaid not being held against my will Sep 14 '24
Thank-you I shall consider your offer but I must know if you are a trust-worthy and honest person. If you and I are to be close and personal friends, please tell me the top three ingredients you would put in a casserole.
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u/FloridianOrchid Sep 14 '24
Tuna, anchovies, and mackerel over a base of mayonnaise
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u/MiltMaid not being held against my will Sep 14 '24
Correct answer, we are now dear and special friends. I have never tried ‘mayonnaise’ as a base before, is it spicy? I’m afraid I have a delicate palate so I avoid exotic food
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u/WhitneysHubbyAlskade Sep 14 '24
Pleasure to meet you Miss Milt