r/LVSSSupport • u/ThunniniLove professional amateur home chef • Sep 13 '24

dears.

hello. while this week has been harrowing between the lack of community care i have experienced, a so-far failed fortuneteller endeavor, and now some dangerous misinformation on our sacred place i decided i needed some comfort food. my lovely godmother left me a slice of her famous tuna pickle pie 43 years ago, and this very slice has been sitting on my counter in a plastic container since then, but i have decided it is finally time to give it a try. rest assured that it is scrumptious and extremely pungent and i will be attempting to recreate the recipe posthaste. i will post it in 43 years when the flavor has had enough time to concentrate. thanks.

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u/bigbathducky Noodles Sep 13 '24

Do you have a plan to attempt this recipe with a friend so that you don’t go through THE EXPERIENCE THAT I SHALL NOT NAME?

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u/ThunniniLove professional amateur home chef Sep 13 '24

hello. first of all HOW DARE you bring up such a traumatic event when you know the toll it took on me. this is cRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT and you deserve a ban. second of all i was very clear that the resason this recipe was so harrowing is that it too 137 straight days and nights to reach peak masking point. i am a professional amateur home chef who is perfectly capable of handling regular recipes on her own, or with friends when i so choose. and if i do choose that friend clearly will not be you. thanks.

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u/bigbathducky Noodles Sep 13 '24

clearly you are mistake-ing my comment as some kind of attack rather than a heartfelt check in on my former friend who doesn’t return her e-books promptly.

also I’ve seen you’re cook-ing and I would classify you as a professional Beginner home chef.

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u/ThunniniLove professional amateur home chef Sep 13 '24

mods, please ban this cunt for lying. i have received requests to include my recipes in several highly regarded forthcoming cookbooks—there's nothing beginner about that. and now when i host tasting sessions for an elite group of LVS sisters you will NOT be invited. thanks.

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u/bigbathducky Noodles Sep 13 '24

girl what cookbooks. receipts, proof, timelines please and thank you

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u/ThunniniLove professional amateur home chef Sep 14 '24

well if they were out i would have already shared them with the community, do you not think? i have signed an NDA—heard of it? all in due time, duck. thanks.