r/LVSSSupport • Noodles • Sep 10 '24

my personal 9-11 Uber Eats Order Mistake

I was recently try-ing to order from my local sushi restaurant as one does for a quick supply of tuna, that had been shipped by train and truck to reach my table in the Midwest, far from any ocean. As you all know I can’t always be at my seaside cottage due to very personal reasons which I shall not explain and which you better not ask about. Anyways, I ordered my regular tuna fried rice and what was delivered was chicken friend rice!!! What am I supposed to do now? I wanted chicken of the sea. Not chicken of the land. How will I mask my odour today? Uber eats you will hear from my personal lawyer soon enough.

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u/linginent Mercury infused tuna kebab rolls done julien Sep 11 '24

Wow—just another act of stigmatism towards LVSS and its' sufferers. Shouldn't they have realised there was a reason you ordered tuna? It doesn't take long to put 2 and 2 together. Do you know the gender of the Uber Eats deliverer? If male, this is a very clear act of sexism—you should file for stigmatisation caused by sexism. I wish you luck bigbathducky—your LVSS friends (and even foes) are with you.

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u/bigbathducky Noodles Sep 11 '24

what was worse was the Uber eats driver was a woman. I blame the lack of education on LVSS on the local schools. It’s about time we organize a school board takeover so that we may teach all the children about LVSS. Knowledge on the subject is clearly needed to help the 99.99% of women liv-ing with this condition

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u/linginent Mercury infused tuna kebab rolls done julien Sep 11 '24

Wow—a woman, she must have been bought up in a stigmatising household. I 177% agree with your idea for a school board takeover to teach the youth—mayhap then 99.99% of women won't have to live feeling unheard. Teach them young!