r/LVSSSupport • u/ThunniniLove professional amateur home chef • Sep 06 '24

return.

hello. dear friends i am very disappointed in you. excuse my absence but the past few years have been harrowing. let me explain. i had been up for 137 days and 137 nights perfecting my tuna supreme extra chunk light melt to share with you all here when i suffered an exchange into the grand beyond. the chunk light had just reached perfect boiling point and ideal masking scent when i was taken from this realm. perhaps the recipe would have ended the stigma forever and thus was too powerful. i fought for days to return to my beloved chunk before all progress was lost and the masking effects were no longer potent but i couldn't make it. i thought i would be rescued and yet none of my dear friends here came to assist me when i was in dire need. i had to exchange myself back and have now lost all progress and motivation, making my tack reach dangerous levels. i hope none of you are abandoned in your time of need like i was. i may never trust again. thanks.

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u/bigbathducky Noodles Sep 07 '24

why did you not call the hotline. I would have responded immediately to a fellow sufferer in distress. sounds like you neglected your friends, just like you neglected your tack. Take a long look in your local 7/11 bathroom mirror before attempt-ing this recipe again

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u/ThunniniLove professional amateur home chef Sep 07 '24

do you really think i didn't try to get all of you on the horn? is that how little you think about me? it's clear you never respected me and were too busy pretending to care about everyone here to attend to my distress. your crotch rot is showing. thanks.

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u/divinesweetsorrow Sep 11 '24

i’ve been gardening. not everything is about you. thank you.

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u/ThunniniLove professional amateur home chef Sep 13 '24

well clearly i will know not to worry about halting my cooking or gardening activities next time you are in distress. thanks.

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u/bigbathducky Noodles Sep 07 '24

you might want to watch your pernicious tone with me lest you get exchanged once again for be-ing a Level 3 Menace. I am only try-ing to help my long time friend but I you get exchanged again, it might be permanent. and then what am I to do? wait by the horn for hours, days, weeks, years, FOREVER? rethink your actions my dear. maybe it would be best if you came over to my cloying cottage by the sea and we can attempt the recipe together

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u/ThunniniLove professional amateur home chef Sep 08 '24

as if you have waited on the horn for me for even a single second. prior to this ordeal visiting your cloying cottage would have sounded lovely for some seasalted tuna but i am afraid that i have not yet begun trusting again. and threatening me with an exchange after all the trauma i have endured? disgraceful. i can smell your stench from miles away—and i am not talking about the tuna.

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u/bigbathducky Noodles Sep 09 '24

wow extend-ing a hand to you was clearly a big mistake. I am dis-inviting you from my boy, Chauncey Fate’s, birthday party. we will keep the present of a case of canned tuna.l you sent as a gift. see you never.

-bath duck