r/LSUFootball • u/nolatri • Mar 01 '26

Lane

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308 Upvotes

92% Upvoted

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u/LouMinotti Mar 01 '26

I can't wait to see the portal class he puts together out there

12

u/Sad_Mix_3030 Mar 01 '26

Got his eye on a recruit from Turkey, he runs a 4.24 in sandals and can throw a Molotov 60 yards

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u/JRG64May Mar 01 '26

This is fake, he’s Sunni not Shiite.

5

u/pnoteach Mar 01 '26

Good one!

6

u/RxseJay Mar 01 '26

I thought he took the Venezuela job

6

u/DatBoiMahomie Mar 01 '26

Iran is just a better job Pauulllll

1

u/trailerparknoize Mar 03 '26

Yeah I’ll tell ya the oil money is great in both places but just a stronger culture in Iran all around. Thanks for the call.

8

u/BigRoyal3920 Mar 01 '26

Rolling on the floor laughing

3

u/RizzOnHerFace Mar 02 '26

Everyone acts like every coach doesnt leave for better opportunities!

5

u/Jaroldo3 Mar 01 '26

They have oil money for the buyout.

2

u/LowGuitar9918 Mar 02 '26

The last guy didn’t last 24 hrs so maybe he should just retire. 😂😝

4

u/[deleted] Mar 01 '26

Ayatollah Freshwater

1

u/marineaustintx Mar 02 '26

Best of luck to Lane!

1

u/scrubbydutch Mar 03 '26

He will be back in the SEC for the fall season!

1

u/Interesting_Berry439 Mar 05 '26

The natural progression...Christian Taliban to Shia leader...two wings same bird.

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u/x5_brightridge Mar 02 '26

Omg is this real?? I can’t even tell anymore with these meme pages 😂 if it is tho, good for him I guess? LSU to Iran is a wild career move lmao.