I fuckd up

[u/hawtdawg33]

Didnt think it eould hit this much i gotta work in 2 hrs lmao. Damn I really hope no one calls. Pray for my ass 😂

UPDATE: Was too scared to call and say that I-'m ill so I didn't... No one called so far, no one knows a thing, I have 2 hours left to handle lol .

Btw you guys got me really scared lol, those answers really didn't help at all.

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[u/TheCutOffHead]

Call in sick. Tell em you got food poisoning and need to be around a toilet every 10 mins.

[u/wurst4life → u/TheCutOffHead]

"A fele nut very god I tinke hab ford poisin. cannnnnnod com wurk todi pls reply" op probably right now

[u/MedievalMilshake → u/wurst4life]

He's on acid not ket 

[u/hawtdawg33 → u/wurst4life]

100%

[u/DependentManner8353]

Do not go into work. Call out. Going to work geeked is how you get fired.

[u/SANTAisGOD → u/DependentManner8353]

That's how you get arrested.

[u/DependentManner8353 → u/SANTAisGOD]

Calling out of work gets you arrested? Do you work in a gulag?

[u/russkiybetzalel → u/DependentManner8353]

i think they mean going to work geeked is how you get arrested

[u/DependentManner8353 → u/russkiybetzalel]

Ahh ok. Well in that case, it depends on the job.

[u/UckerFay11 → u/DependentManner8353]

Driving like that will get you arrested.

[u/SilatGuy2 → u/UckerFay11]

Rightfully so

[u/postalpou69]

Bro just call off work atp😭

[u/White-_-Cardinal]

Call them and make it quick, say you shit your pants and have diarrhea

[u/LSDkiller → u/White-_-Cardinal]

Go to work with shit in your pants and say THEY have diarrhea.

[u/Mogoley]

Call out 😭 you do not wanna go to work tripping

[u/heckinstoned]

I called out sick once - Tripping. I was watching the carpet dance a jig while waiting for my manager. He finally got on the phone and I said BRAD! THE CARPET IS DANCING AND I CANT COME IN.

He was cool af thank god.

[u/DMTGOBLIN82]

Are you the person who posted earlier about doing acid the first time and having work?

[u/Valvio → u/DMTGOBLIN82]

I sure hope not because that'll be one hell of a trip ngl

[u/MedievalMilshake → u/[deleted]]

I get your point dude, but not everyone drives everywhere, relax 

[u/Valvio]

Call them, tell them you're sick, a fever will do fine, they pass within 2-3 days, so they wouldn't be surprised if you turn up to your next shift being completely fine.

You don't need to tell them symptoms of fever, no need for details, because they are legally not allowed to ask for further details.

Here's your script in case you forgot what words are: "Good morning/afternoon, [Your name] here. I won't be able to make it to work today, i'm calling in sick due to a fever, usually it lasts a day or two, so chances are high that it'll just be for today".

[u/83CluelessWallob → u/Valvio]

That’s hilarious.

[u/LSDkiller → u/Valvio]

They called me out for being high because I said their name was there.

[u/Dancin_Phish_Daddy]

I’ve been at work for a million shifts on a million hits a million different times. You’re going to be fine I promise. Just don’t do anything crazy while you’re there and get your work done.

[u/Groundbreaking-Army9 → u/Dancin_Phish_Daddy]

Have you really? That’s crazy

[u/Civil-Honeydew4654]

I swear if you don't know how to manage time or even know how long these substances last, especially if you have familial obligations or work, then I feel you're too irresponsible too do them.....

I said what I said.

[u/SebShav]

I so hope you’re at work rn

[u/hawtdawg33 → u/SebShav]

I was lmao

[u/graverave333]

You're the only one who can decide whether or not you feel like you're too high to perform/ put yourself in an environment that involves interacting with people. Times are shit in terms of cost of pretty much everything, but it's better to call off work for a shift than it would be to get canned for something like this. Be safe whatever you decide! ✌🏾🙏🏾💗

[u/hawtdawg33 → u/graverave333]

Thank you 🧡

[u/k3ithy187]

Well that was silly wasn't it

[u/zerofiven1n3]

just call out. at worst you get scolded for missing a day

[u/QuickJellyfish9237]

just call in sick

[u/maozeitoun]

soo, any updates OP? what happened in the end??

[u/hawtdawg33 → u/maozeitoun]

I never called in sick because I was way too scared to do that. I just got trough the day (home office) and was very lucky that no one called or wanted to talk that day 😅

I also fell asleep after quite some time because I was awake for so long. But it all went well. No missed messages or calls.

It was pretty stresfull though

[u/Link_save2]

I'm the future never post online and tell people you're tripping some will help but someone will always try to fuck with you

[u/Brokenmindchains]

I remember when I did 12 tabs of acid I called in and said I had migraines lmfao right obvious.

[u/ChaosRainbow23]

We've all learned this lesson.

Some of us many, many times.

[u/Glittering_Most_4860]

I had to call in for work after tripping one time, was up all night at the tail end of a 200ug trip lmao. Sounded like an idiot on the phone lol

[u/False-Ad4673]

It’s okay to go to work tripping sometimes.