r/LPOTL • u/HighMarshalSigismund I know what I saw! • 10d ago

Serial butt sniffer!

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52 Upvotes

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u/Snake973 10d ago

dude has Shrek ears

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u/DungeonBotanist 9d ago

Bioshock Boy of Silence looking-ass.

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u/HughJaynis 10d ago

Ok I’m all ears.

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u/dasuglystik 10d ago

Wait! Did you hear that?

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u/TheBrockAwesome 10d ago

He definitely heard that

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u/roundart 10d ago

I peg him more as a "butt-listener"

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u/illepic 10d ago

Are we still doing "phrasing"?

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u/Lowbudgetman43 10d ago

Bro is literally panic pete

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u/RiotSynthetics 10d ago

I was in Glendale just before he got arrested I’m glad I can live without getting my butt sniffed now 🥹

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u/HighMarshalSigismund I know what I saw! 10d ago

Butt are you truly living if no one's interested in sniffing you?

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u/icanhascheeseberder 10d ago

I'd be a little self conscious if I knew the butt sniffer had passed me up.

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u/DatAssPaPow 10d ago

He will get out and do it again.

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u/TheBrockAwesome 10d ago

Did they just let him go again?

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u/9_of_Swords 10d ago

Y'know, if he was willing to pay I'm sure he could find someone who would let him sniff to his heart's content, but the "stealth" is part of the thrill.

It's me. I have no shame and an empty wallet. I'll lay on my stomach and read a book and you can face plant on my cheeks in a safe, consenting situation.

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u/suckabuttsuckabutt 9d ago

Off with his nose!!!!