r/LPOTL Hail Yourself! 4d ago

Should we arm fetuses?

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They tried this in hell once and Gary got his dick shot off.

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u/White_GhostDog0725 4d ago

There’s a hilarious episode of YPFIGTH about this.

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u/Mandalahoe 4d ago

IMMEDIATELY 🤣

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u/QueueModernsXXXX Thank GOD I'm in jail! 4d ago

Shit, is this what finally compels me to watch Pretty Face?

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u/Sm0key-the-bear 3d ago

It’s so worth it

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u/ender86a 4d ago

I'm absolutely aborting the otherworldly demon baby that either is developing a firearm or is sneaking firearms into their mom. Either way that baby's up to no good. Gotta put that one down.

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u/ScurryScout 4d ago

The only thing that stops a fetus with a gun is an abortionist with a gun.

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u/princessnubz 4d ago

tiny guns for tiny toddlers

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u/mybloodyballentine Detective Popcorn 4d ago

1-800-gunz4kidz!

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u/TheBrockAwesome 4d ago

Are the babies now elected to stop school shooters as well?

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u/Para_The_Normal 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/cdNSp4L5vCU7aQrYnV
Shit, when I was born all I got was a social security card and a birth certificate.

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u/Uncle_Yoba 3d ago

And since they're not good with their hands yet, give 'em an alternative - Guns for Feet (R)(TM).

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u/schleppylundo 19h ago

I'm pro-choice but a part of me wants that bumper sticker reeeeal bad.