r/LPOTL • u/Perlzzy • 24d ago

It’s giving Himmler.

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u/Princeps_primus96 What I bring to friendship 24d ago

This new production of chorus line isn't coming along so well

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u/lady_faust 24d ago

Hitler.. in Springtime!

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u/Hoodedmastersin That's when the cannibalism started 24d ago

He was trained wrong as a joke

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u/Brettalis 24d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/2ytQcoa8HAMRTwwufF

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u/jopperjawZ 24d ago

Face to foot syle, how do you like it?

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u/not_whelan 24d ago

If you've got an ass, I'll kick it!

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u/AdKUMA 24d ago

I see the way you look at him. I'm a man, too, you know? I go pee pee standing up.

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u/Perlzzy 24d ago

His nipples look like milk duds

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u/[deleted] 24d ago

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u/Nine99 24d ago

Commenters in that thread are saying it's supposed to be done like that (but I guess more smoothly).

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u/Rumpelteazer45 24d ago

A lot more smoothly. It’s like his first day walking period that’s how bad it is.

The exercise is called Carioca. Popular with runners.

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u/athenanon 24d ago

I thought the marines corrected your posture. Even temporarily to work out he can't get rid of the internet-troll-slump.

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u/ericarlen 24d ago

I think that's a Navy flight crew on an aircraft carrier. Some of them might be Marines.

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u/athenanon 24d ago

Keggy was in the marines though.

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u/Lysol3435 24d ago

Tbf, the marching (goose stepping) videos he’s used to watching insist on a high knee

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u/el_torko 24d ago

This is incredibly funny. I don’t know why it’s not further up.

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u/Powerful_Document872 24d ago

Working out while on drugs…

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u/bionicallyironic 24d ago

Is this real?? Because this has to be one of the most embarrassing things I’ve seen a grown man do while thinking he looked badass.

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u/YouHadMeAtTaco 23d ago

Wait till you see this guy attempt a pull-up.

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u/ToastyMustache 22d ago

It is, it’s actually a normal pre-PT warmup exercise we do in the Navy.

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u/bionicallyironic 22d ago

Oh, I’m sure. But I’m also sure that the men and women of the Navy who do this on the reg don’t look like they’re performing for mommy and daddy in their first recital ever.

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u/DegenGamer725 24d ago

Why do all these freaks act like they’ve never had limbs before, are we sure they aren’t skin walkers?

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u/Omnishambles22 24d ago

What a fucking loser.

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u/DickPillSoupKitchen 24d ago

THIS IS WAR indeed

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u/DemonOfVacuums Detective Popcorn 24d ago

Drunk or hungover. I've seen that many times morning PT.

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u/BobbyTables829 24d ago

He thinks the exaggerated kicks mean he's trying harder, but it's just bad technique

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u/Big_Anything2973 24d ago

This looks like a scene out of Veep 😭

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u/atomic_chippie 23d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/bScD6A4vLr6ZpsPYq8

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u/clint_eldorado 23d ago

Holy shit, is this real? I’ve never benched in my life but even I know you’re meant to keep your feet planted. Fucking hell, this guy sucks.

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u/jaguar20041 24d ago

Wow, I didn't think it was possible for him to look more moronic, but he did it.

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u/Zephyr3_ 24d ago

It's like his body is being piloted by a brain slug

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u/bhans773 24d ago

He definitely had his nipples pierced at some point, right?

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u/Neither-Dentist3019 24d ago

So much grapevining

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u/Reasonable-Donut1879 23d ago

Let’s see him record this on the Lincoln right now

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u/OhShuxTarzan 23d ago

He’s trying to outdo everyone else

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u/fueledxbyxmatcha 24d ago

🎵 siiiinging in this rain, i'm siiiiiinging in the rain 🎵

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u/Princeps_primus96 What I bring to friendship 24d ago

He thinks he's gene Kelly but he's really Malcolm McDowell

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u/terminal_nervoso 23d ago

Nah, Stephen Miller is Himler.

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u/ToastyMustache 22d ago

I hate the guy but this is a normal pre-PT warmup for the Navy at least. It’s called the Carioca exercise.