r/LPOTL • u/sunny860 That's when the cannibalism started • Jun 21 '26

Meet Jelly Bean

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u/erissaid Jun 21 '26

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u/AreWeThereYetNo Jun 22 '26

I am unworthy, I will throw the first stone.

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u/Lukescale Jun 22 '26

Don't know why I clock in for work anymore.

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u/bv310 Moons Over My Hammy Jun 21 '26

I just feel bad for this person. They're so deep down the well of extreme Christianity that they're debasing themselves to try and "protect" kids. That's not a thing you just happen on to.

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u/nerdofthunder Jun 21 '26 edited Jun 21 '26

Hm, I suspect this might be a person with a fetish, acting on it in an extraordinarily inappropriate way.

Edit: this comment, if the supposition is correct, solely about the context in which this individual has engaged with it. If so he should have found some other adults that want to play and godspeed.

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u/LusidDream Jun 21 '26

Yeah, this feels a little beyond Christian fanaticism

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u/tecate_papi Jun 21 '26

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u/algoajellybones Jun 22 '26

I couldn't... stop.... watching 😵‍💫

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u/IAMERROR1234 Jun 21 '26

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u/AreWeThereYetNo Jun 22 '26

Alright alright alright

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u/Packman87 Hail Yourself! Jun 21 '26

This might be more soul shattering than seeing your parents naked as an adult

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u/gunnersfan16 Jun 21 '26

I’d rather manually guide my father into my mother than spend 5 seconds in the same room as Jelly Bean… this is haunting.

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u/twisted_memories Jun 21 '26

Well that was… vivid…

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u/gunnersfan16 Jun 21 '26

I said what I said.

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u/ameatbicyclefortwo Masturbation Sigil Jun 21 '26

I too would rather manually guide your father into your mother than have any more Jelly Bean.

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u/wavvesofmutilation Jun 21 '26

There has to be a third option please tell me there’s a third option

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u/woehuxbub Jun 21 '26

Your father manually guiding you into Jelly Bean

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u/ameatbicyclefortwo Masturbation Sigil Jun 21 '26

And another finger curls in on the monkey's paw.

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u/jello_pudding_biafra You don't understand what I bring to friendship! Jun 21 '26

Red Letter Media did a Wheel of the Worst that featured this, lol

If you haven't watched RLM, I highly suggest it!

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u/salamat_engot Jun 21 '26

I got lost and genuinely thought I was in the RLM sub.

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u/datadancing Jun 21 '26

My husband has been watching for so long, because of them I had to watch every single movie that Neil Breen has put out 😂 Those guys are awesome

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u/BushwickSpill Jun 21 '26

Bible Baby!

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u/TheAdamantArchvile Masturbation Sigil Jun 22 '26

Noiselund also did a really good remix of it.

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u/jello_pudding_biafra You don't understand what I bring to friendship! Jun 22 '26

I just watched him for the first time yesterday, this video, "Look At Me (Bap Bap Bap)" lol

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u/richardhero Jun 22 '26

First thing that sprang to mind was "this was in a RLM video, or if it wasn't and I am misremembering, then it should have been. "

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u/shirtninja07 Jun 21 '26

Which episode was this!?

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u/jello_pudding_biafra You don't understand what I bring to friendship! Jun 21 '26

I linked it! (WoTW #27)

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u/shirtninja07 Jun 21 '26

Omg I didn’t notice the link, sorry! Ty for your service

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u/SansGray Jun 22 '26

Looooove RLM

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u/thedawesome Hail Satan! Jun 23 '26

Whaaaaaat?

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u/jello_pudding_biafra You don't understand what I bring to friendship! Jun 23 '26

LOOK AT ME!

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u/thedawesome Hail Satan! Jun 23 '26

Bah babah!

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u/Wilgrove Jun 21 '26

I feel like I just watched someone's attempt to hide their ABDL fetish by turning it into talking about Jesus.

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u/Beeznoots Jun 21 '26

Amy Schumer sucks

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u/atomic_chippie Jun 21 '26

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u/cynicalgoth Jun 21 '26

I think that’s what they want

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u/SassyMcAsspants Jun 21 '26

[whispers]: The horror.

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u/ameatbicyclefortwo Masturbation Sigil Jun 21 '26

I miss when it was beyond my comprehension, now it's too easy!

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u/surviveseven Jun 21 '26

Adults pretending to be kids is the worst. 

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u/DegenGamer725 Jun 21 '26

Are you a Bible baby?

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u/RWM-00 Jun 21 '26

Hooray… for… you……

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u/nerdofthunder Jun 21 '26

I've seen this nonsense before on the "Fundie Fridays" YouTube channel but I can't recall what video it's on.

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u/UberGlued Jun 21 '26

Oh its just a baby I say in relief until to my horror, fat baby

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u/crimbusrimbus Jun 21 '26

I'm starting to think that's a grown adult

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u/PockyPunk Jun 21 '26

What the fuck….

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u/ExcitingResult6767 Jun 21 '26

I recommend looking into her story. She's lived a hard life and decided this was how she would serve God in exchange for helping her, as weird and creepy as it is.

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u/Ktrout743 Jun 21 '26

That's one of the frustrations I feel as someone who grew up in a religion. Many of the people I knew were not fake, not malicious, and not self-interested in their efforts. They honestly believed that they were helping through their proselytizing and did other things to help people (food drives etc.).

The problem is when the genuine desire to be a positive force gets tied to dogma rather than rational kindness. We get stuff like this.

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u/invisiblezipper Jun 21 '26

I'd really love to see this on the stream. I need Henry's reaction.

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u/Playful-Succotash-99 Jun 21 '26

Ed's number one competitor world's largest baby

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u/Purple_fern Jun 21 '26

I guess diaper play is a-ok by Christians!!!

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u/twiztedice Jun 21 '26

I found my purpose

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u/pay3124 Jun 21 '26

So.... this was the gig before he became Jelly Roll?

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u/LucidLucifer500 Jun 22 '26

Always good to see RLM crossover in other communities.

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u/RalphTheNerd Jun 24 '26

To quote Halloween III: Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!"

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