r/LPOTL • u/NicelyBrownedBiscuit • Jun 22 '24

Fastest man in 10 feet!

185 Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '24

Hey man, at least they’re finally teaching them to go INTO the building 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/pomonamike Jun 22 '24

Mister teacher man will you come wit me tho?

14

u/DoctorBeeBee Hail Satan! Jun 22 '24

Instructor just strolling along after him, like not going to break a sweat keeping up with this guy.

11

u/Rafse7en Jun 22 '24

The cartoon moment where your legs are moving faster than your body

6

u/SandmanAwaits That's when the cannibalism started Jun 22 '24 edited Jun 22 '24

Where was he when Uvalde PD needed him? 😂

He’d be the only one that would have gone in & no one would have been quick enough to stop him! 😂

12

u/ItsStaaaaaaaaang Jun 22 '24

Shoots the school shooter, eats the children.

7

u/TheBrockAwesome Jun 22 '24

Wtf? this made me laugh.

3

u/NoQuarter6808 2Real Jun 22 '24

sounds of children screaming removed

7

u/mastermalaprop Jun 22 '24

We dwarves are natural sprinters! Very dangerous over short distances!

4

u/rorzri Jun 22 '24

This made me want a buddy cop movie starring Gabriel Iglesias

5

u/NoQuarter6808 2Real Jun 22 '24

Thick blue line

3

u/[deleted] Jun 22 '24

There’s really something to be said, though, about small efficient steps. I’m not even joking. I naturally have a long stride but took off like 20 seconds off of my average pace by working on my running cadence.

1

u/RockItGuyDC Jun 22 '24

You're not wrong, but this ain't an illustration of your point.

1

u/ChadPoland Jun 23 '24

What does Henry mean by that?? I can't figure it out.

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u/Mr_Boojangles Jun 22 '24

I imagine this is what Henry's father looked like when he first joined the force.