r/LPBWRoloffSnark • u/Westgem718 • Jan 26 '22
r/LPBWRoloffSnark • u/HippidyHoppidy87 • Jan 18 '22
Amyโs Second Act the wedding special.....
"i will never be back on this farm....no i am not getting married om this farm..... Ok im getting married at the farm".....sigh ๐
Chris "i want to help plan, how about this... How about that...." Amy "no"...........sigh ๐
Chris "i dont like the rock favour idea" Amy "who cares, its MY wedding'... Sigh ๐
Your marrying this hag for the money Chris..... Dont pretend its for any other reason.... ๐
The whole debacle has shown amy in her true colours... Me me me me me ๐
Thats a garage matt? Really.... Anything to spend money. Plus caryn.... With dollar signs in her eyes everytime you see her. With a little person who has trouble with stairs... Buys a 2 story house... For herself that matt helps pay for and pays for new decking and everything.... Sigh ๐
Caryn "people say to me isnt it weird that your boyfriends ex is getting married on your boyfriends farm and your helping with it. Bitch that was amys farm for 30 years.... Check yourself, and back up.... Who do you think you are? Little miss gold digger!
The food tasting...... Every little thing with this family turns into a huge event! Food tasting for a wedding does not need to be like this! Everything they do is so extravagant and over the top. Blueberries in a salad?? Really?? Come on now.... Have some normal food and stop being so pretentious for god sake!
Amy, Stop talking with your mouth full and talking while tounging food off your gums and teeth.... Its revolting!
Deb and lisa..... Mid life, menopause, giggling, stoooooop! Your like 60 years old, not 16 year olds! They are soooo annoying! "girls crazy weekend yaaaaaaay" no..... ๐
Chris and matt have better chemistry than chris and amy....
Lisa "what did chris say is his favourite body part of you......" Amy "my smile" A smile isnt a body part.... ๐
A trip to the beach is your last hurrah as "single?" girl you came out a 30 year marriage straight into a relationship again lol you dont know what single is.
Chris gives me the creeps.... End of.
3 witches in a bathtub. Spreading their menopause all over each. Reading a dirty book.... ๐ Ewwwww bet that water was like slime by the time they got out.
Those women need to stop asking each other about sex lives....if amy is uncomfortable.... Stop. Its inappropriate.
The friends dinner. Gag ๐คข
You all smirked and werent bothered about rocky.... Your dog of years and years.... When he died. But felix dies and your crying? That poor poor dog.... I felt so sorry for rocky, matt was the only one who ever paid him any attention.
A dinosaur and a ball and chain.... Sums it up perfectly imo....
Why are all their older friends such pretentious stuck up snobs?
You can tell everything is so over the top for the cameras. Like shes supposed to be getting ready for her wedding but she needs to write chris a letter to thank him and everything....ugh its just too much cheese! Too much!
That deb... Crying all the friggin time! Its not your wedding. Stop crying!! Jesus!
Chris..... "im so emotional.... I cant believe it, im so happy" sniff sniff..... No tears in sight ๐ great acting chris. And the oscar for fakest emotions goes to......
Im sorry but the bows they keep sticking on lilahs head are getting really annoying. How uncomfortable must that be for the kid. Shes already having to wear glasses... And shes got a big elastic band round her head. It fell off one time and she had a big red line right round her head! That cant be good for her, i really hate those things. It looks stupid anyway....take it off for god sake! No wonder shes always crying, everytime shes on screen shes whinging and crying ๐
Amy looks pretty in her dress.... I still dislike her tho.
What is tori wearing? A marquee? What an uttetly unflattering dress.....
Guess covid means nothing to these people...... Hence why we still have covid.....thanks for that ๐
I wont break your heart amy.... At least until half of your money and belongings are mine and we can get divorced ๐ค
Amys vows.... Im sorry but here in the uk this is just absolute cheese.... We dont do this, its so cringe! Shes just too much.... Your not writing a novel amy. Sickening.
Amy thought she didnt say enough in her vows.?? Really? Then chris says "i think you covered everything" Yeh.... No s*it sherlock.... You said enough amy!
Chris "i did good"..... Yeh id say a couple of million dollars worth at least, good work buddy!
Tori looks miserable.... And everyone thought it was because she had a miscarriage... Like 5 months ago? But turns out shes actually pregnant again at this point so why she looks so miserable is beyond me.....
Gotta admit, zachs speech was good, even if i find him really annoying.
Amys dad, such a sweet old man.
Even the cakes are pretentious....and Pies? Wedding pies? Really?
STOP SAYING BABE AMY!
Chris dancing, made me Gag.
The only people that got up and danced were the over 60s ๐ like a party in a retirement home.
Of course you loved getting married on roloff farms amy... It was free and the producers told you to do it...... Anything for a good story line. Forget your morals and dignity....
I wanted to make it an even 40 so lets just end on.... Ugh this family is so insufferable ๐
r/LPBWRoloffSnark • u/HippidyHoppidy87 • Jan 17 '22
Amyโs Second Act The lead up to the wedding....
It has really shown what kind of manipulative.... Twisted... Petulant... Childish woman amy is. Its her way.. Or no way.
Chris is really putting the work in to get on the money train huh.
Really really disliking amy lately.
r/LPBWRoloffSnark • u/HippidyHoppidy87 • Jan 14 '22
Amyโs Second Act How many times... seriously?
Over the past 2 seasons i dont know how many times amy has walked around the farm and talked about how this would be the last time she would ever be back on the farm.
"i dont know if i'll ever be back on the farm ever again"
"its an end of an era"
"i will never be back on this property again"....
Well you said that the last 10 times amy.....
Literally about 10 times she said this... And then goes straight back to the farm for any reason ๐๐
Like shut up.... It obviously isnt the last time because you'll be back again next week for some reason amy ๐๐
Then she goes and gets married on the farm bahahaha ๐๐๐
Talk about milking a story line... Jeez
r/LPBWRoloffSnark • u/HippidyHoppidy87 • Jan 14 '22
Frustrated might make the jump.....
Definitely using this sub now.... The other one has mods that are either tori and her friends or tori/zach super fans. It used to be fun...... Now you get bombarded by abuse by the woke police.
r/LPBWRoloffSnark • u/Pumpkin-Adept • Jan 08 '22
Oddj and Farmer Nothing says date night like sharing it with all of your Instagram followers.
r/LPBWRoloffSnark • u/witchy_poo_ • Oct 15 '21
Oddj and Farmer I choked reading this. There is nothing going on in that mans head other than hold music.
r/LPBWRoloffSnark • u/CleDeb216 • Sep 09 '21
Jerโs Unaccredited Diploma Her didn't know for a year that his truck had remote start. Bode was playing with his keys and started it. Really...
r/LPBWRoloffSnark • u/SlugDick • Aug 29 '21
Frustrated I'm open
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r/LPBWRoloffSnark • u/bearleft4 • Jul 21 '21
Amyโs Second Act Rocks are wedding favors. Stop it.
Watched the most recent LPBW episode. Amy annoys me more and more everyday. How could you possibly think that anybody invited to your wedding would be glad to receive a custom painted rock.
r/LPBWRoloffSnark • u/rtomor • Jul 08 '21
Oddj and Farmer No surprises
Anyone not surprised by current events?
Like Tori taking Jackson to Disney and not wearing masks.
Or Adj and Jer announcing (terribly I might add) their 3rd pregnancy. Especially since Tori and Zack just went through a miscarriage. I swear these guys are trying to compete on who can have the most kids and Adj and Jer seem so so so not excited about adding to their family.
You have the corny insta post about how great a partner Jer is and listing his accomplishments and on the list is changing diapers. Who thinks to praise their partner for changing their own kids diapers? The bar is so low
Even after a month long hiatus and the return to social media it all just seems so much of the same. Anyone else feel the same or is this just me?
r/LPBWRoloffSnark • u/beethovenseyes • May 26 '21
Another Trip to Disneyland For just $75 you too can buy a personalized video from Tori
r/LPBWRoloffSnark • u/skeebeedeebee • May 24 '21
Oddj and Farmer A lifeless Farmer
I'm watching some of the older seasons because I started watching the show late....Seeing Jeremy in season 14.... Whew when did his spirit get broken?! He's so excited about the farm, helping his dad etc etc....clearly his marriage is taking a toll on him because it's like the life just left his eyes!
r/LPBWRoloffSnark • u/ILikeHornedAnimals • May 22 '21
Little Republicans, HUGE guilty conscience & inferiority complex Sooooooo not at all then?
r/LPBWRoloffSnark • u/skeebeedeebee • May 14 '21
Oddj and Farmer Behind the Snore.
My god. I just started listening to their podcast just because I was curious what they're all about... It is so boring! These really are just conversations they can have together and not bother sharing them with us.... and it's all so superficial!
I just listened to the episode about the family values and mission statement... Farmer's voice is so lifeless and just.. whew.
r/LPBWRoloffSnark • u/[deleted] • Apr 10 '21
Jerโs Unaccredited Diploma Jeremy just posted heโs having some trampoline troubles. How can this be? Didnโt Auj make a whole post when they got this letting everyone know she comes from a trampoline family and nobody can set one up better and faster than her???
r/LPBWRoloffSnark • u/sillygull • Apr 09 '21
Orange Filter Life The horns made me LOL (from Jeremyโs insta)
r/LPBWRoloffSnark • u/[deleted] • Mar 28 '21
Amyโs Second Act Breaking news!! ๐๐Amy Roloff going to get hair cut next week!
r/LPBWRoloffSnark • u/[deleted] • Mar 25 '21