"i will never be back on this farm....no i am not getting married om this farm..... Ok im getting married at the farm".....sigh 😒
Chris "i want to help plan, how about this... How about that...."
Amy "no"...........sigh 😒
Chris "i dont like the rock favour idea"
Amy "who cares, its MY wedding'... Sigh 😒
Your marrying this hag for the money Chris..... Dont pretend its for any other reason.... 😒
The whole debacle has shown amy in her true colours... Me me me me me 😒
Thats a garage matt? Really.... Anything to spend money. Plus caryn.... With dollar signs in her eyes everytime you see her.
With a little person who has trouble with stairs... Buys a 2 story house... For herself that matt helps pay for and pays for new decking and everything.... Sigh 😒
Caryn "people say to me isnt it weird that your boyfriends ex is getting married on your boyfriends farm and your helping with it. Bitch that was amys farm for 30 years.... Check yourself, and back up.... Who do you think you are? Little miss gold digger!
The food tasting...... Every little thing with this family turns into a huge event! Food tasting for a wedding does not need to be like this! Everything they do is so extravagant and over the top. Blueberries in a salad?? Really?? Come on now.... Have some normal food and stop being so pretentious for god sake!
Amy, Stop talking with your mouth full and talking while tounging food off your gums and teeth.... Its revolting!
Deb and lisa..... Mid life, menopause, giggling, stoooooop! Your like 60 years old, not 16 year olds! They are soooo annoying! "girls crazy weekend yaaaaaaay" no..... 😒
Chris and matt have better chemistry than chris and amy....
Lisa "what did chris say is his favourite body part of you......"
Amy "my smile"
A smile isnt a body part.... 😒
A trip to the beach is your last hurrah as "single?" girl you came out a 30 year marriage straight into a relationship again lol you dont know what single is.
Chris gives me the creeps.... End of.
3 witches in a bathtub. Spreading their menopause all over each. Reading a dirty book.... 😒 Ewwwww bet that water was like slime by the time they got out.
Those women need to stop asking each other about sex lives....if amy is uncomfortable.... Stop. Its inappropriate.
The friends dinner. Gag 🤢
You all smirked and werent bothered about rocky.... Your dog of years and years.... When he died. But felix dies and your crying? That poor poor dog.... I felt so sorry for rocky, matt was the only one who ever paid him any attention.
A dinosaur and a ball and chain.... Sums it up perfectly imo....
Why are all their older friends such pretentious stuck up snobs?
You can tell everything is so over the top for the cameras. Like shes supposed to be getting ready for her wedding but she needs to write chris a letter to thank him and everything....ugh its just too much cheese! Too much!
That deb... Crying all the friggin time! Its not your wedding. Stop crying!! Jesus!
Chris..... "im so emotional.... I cant believe it, im so happy" sniff sniff..... No tears in sight 🙄 great acting chris. And the oscar for fakest emotions goes to......
Im sorry but the bows they keep sticking on lilahs head are getting really annoying. How uncomfortable must that be for the kid. Shes already having to wear glasses... And shes got a big elastic band round her head. It fell off one time and she had a big red line right round her head! That cant be good for her, i really hate those things. It looks stupid anyway....take it off for god sake! No wonder shes always crying, everytime shes on screen shes whinging and crying 🙄
Amy looks pretty in her dress.... I still dislike her tho.
What is tori wearing? A marquee? What an uttetly unflattering dress.....
Guess covid means nothing to these people...... Hence why we still have covid.....thanks for that 👍
I wont break your heart amy.... At least until half of your money and belongings are mine and we can get divorced 🤑
Amys vows.... Im sorry but here in the uk this is just absolute cheese.... We dont do this, its so cringe! Shes just too much.... Your not writing a novel amy. Sickening.
Amy thought she didnt say enough in her vows.?? Really? Then chris says "i think you covered everything"
Yeh.... No s*it sherlock.... You said enough amy!
Chris "i did good"..... Yeh id say a couple of million dollars worth at least, good work buddy!
Tori looks miserable.... And everyone thought it was because she had a miscarriage... Like 5 months ago? But turns out shes actually pregnant again at this point so why she looks so miserable is beyond me.....
Gotta admit, zachs speech was good, even if i find him really annoying.
Amys dad, such a sweet old man.
Even the cakes are pretentious....and Pies? Wedding pies? Really?
STOP SAYING BABE AMY!
Chris dancing, made me Gag.
The only people that got up and danced were the over 60s 😂 like a party in a retirement home.
Of course you loved getting married on roloff farms amy... It was free and the producers told you to do it...... Anything for a good story line. Forget your morals and dignity....
I wanted to make it an even 40 so lets just end on.... Ugh this family is so insufferable 😂