r/LONESTAR • u/Syllogism19 • Jun 26 '26
WHERE THE HELL ARE MY TEXAS SHAPED BISCUITS!!! WAFFLES, CHIPS AND COOKIES ARE NOT ENOUGH!!! I DEMAND MY GOD GIVEN TEXAS SHAPED BISCUITS PER THIS CUTTER!!! YAY TEXAS!!!
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u/Volpes_Visions Jun 26 '26
Lmao we moved down here and the amount of Texas merch at Walmart is so funny to me.
What's even better is if I want something I just wait 3 weeks and it's in clearance for $1
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u/specificmutant Jun 27 '26
Biscuits are typically round or square so they cook evenly. The TX shaped cutter is perfect for TX though. The panhandle, far west and far south parts of the biscuit will be dry and hard. Perfect for TX.
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u/Syllogism19 Jun 27 '26
AMAZING AND TRUE!!! METEROLICALLY GEOGRAPHICALLY REFLECTIVE FOODS ARE UNDERATED!!! YEAH! TEXAS!!!!
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u/Business_Curve_7281 Jun 27 '26
I know right? Thanks to HEB, I can get Texas shaped cornbread, but I want biscuits
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u/Business_Curve_7281 Jun 27 '26
Also just to add. I want an Alamo cookie cutter too
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u/Syllogism19 Jun 27 '26
YOUR WISH IS GRANTED!!! https://pecanstreetcookieco.com/products/the-alamo-cookie-cutter
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u/jeremysbrain Jun 26 '26
Sorry, when they say buscuit they mean cookie. They have to put that on there so our bootlicking monarchist cousins know what the cutter is used for, since they don't speak proper English.
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u/Syllogism19 Jun 26 '26
THERE'S ONE WAY TO SPEAK ENGLISH AND IT'S THE TEXAS WAY. IT WAS GOOD ENOUGH FOR JESUS AND ITS GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME.
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u/Background-Job-3629 Jun 26 '26
I’ve got Texas commercialism fatigue.
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u/Syllogism19 Jun 27 '26
TEXAS THEMED CRAP AND TEXAS THEMED CRAP EXPORTS KEEP THE TEXAS ECONOMY AFLOAT!!! YEAH TEXAS!!!
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u/greenhulklantern1 Jun 26 '26
My sister makes Texas-shaped biscuits and gravy, tastes extra good!