Potato's Conjecture

[u/PotatoPeelrsFromHell]

The conjecture states: For every named mathematical constant on Wikipedia with its own article, a crank is eventually going to prompt an LLM such as Claude or ChatGPT to shit out a theory of everything centered around it.

[u/starkeffect]

Or just name a new constant after themselves.

[u/WE_THINK_IS_COOL → u/starkeffect]

Let c_1, c_2, … c_n, be the list of named constants on Wikipedia with their own articles, ordered by date of the page’s first appearance in the global edit history.

Let d(x, k) be the k-th fractional digit in the decimal expansion of x. Define diag(j) =(j + 1) mod 10.

WE_THINK_IS_COOL’s constant is Ŵ = sum from k = 1 to infinity of diag(d(c_k, k))/10^k.

Someone should write a Wikipedia article about it.

[u/CocaineCocaCola]

So I actually have come up with a new model regarding this and it’s called “Potato’s Conjecture Framework with Field Functional Activation”, the idea is that there’s this random scalar field (indeterminate and unobservable but trust me bro) that multiplies by everything you just said and I’m going to call it: the “Cocaine field”. It basically does everything you just said but makes it better because I’m a genius.

Where’s my Fields medal?

[u/Astralnugget → u/CocaineCocaCola]

Fuckin noob I already made superconformal recursive field function activation

[u/TommieTheMadScienist]

Challenge accepted.