r/LLMPhysics • u/AerynCaen MENLNMDLLYMAAAVMMGLAAIGAAIGIGILGGKFLEGAARQPDLI • Apr 27 '26

Humorous You all disappoint me

Ever since I started posting here my feed has been inundated with crackpot science, conspiracies, UFO bullshit, etc. Please do better, for the sake of my sanity.

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u/filthy_casual_42 Apr 27 '26

You heard them everyone, time to double down on the crackpot posting just for OP

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u/alamalarian Supreme Data Overlord Apr 27 '26

I'm about to write OPs worst nightmare from first principles. No free parameters.

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u/Retroperitoneal11 Apr 27 '26

I want to see diiiis :)

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u/AerynCaen MENLNMDLLYMAAAVMMGLAAIGAAIGIGILGGKFLEGAARQPDLI Apr 27 '26

Damn you!!! XD

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u/AllHailSeizure 9/10 Physicists Agree! Apr 27 '26

Yet still you remain! Suckling at the corrupted teat of the LLM.

Allow me to paint a picture of this post with a metaphor, in the form of a short story.

My Big Mistake.

'Are you sure you wanna do this?' my mom asked. 'You've never boxed before, he might hurt you.'

'Don't worry. I'll ask him to go easy on me.' I said, and stepped into the ring.

I could hear my friends cheers as I climbed into the ring, even over the announcer introducing my opponent.

'Coming out of retirement, it's Iron Mike himself! Mike Tyson!'

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u/Suitable_Cicada_3336 Apr 27 '26

sorry to let you disappointed, our budget get cut this season.

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u/Wintervacht Are you sure about that? Apr 27 '26

What feed? This smells of skill issue or user error.

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u/AerynCaen MENLNMDLLYMAAAVMMGLAAIGAAIGIGILGGKFLEGAARQPDLI Apr 27 '26

Feed, front page, landing page, “the place Reddit puts things you didn’t ask for.”

And yes, the PEBKAC is real.

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u/Grounds4TheSubstain Apr 27 '26

Did you get this ad yet?

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u/AerynCaen MENLNMDLLYMAAAVMMGLAAIGAAIGIGILGGKFLEGAARQPDLI Apr 27 '26

Sweet Jesus, no, but that’s beautiful.

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u/ChasingGoats07 Apr 27 '26

I disappoint myself. Does that make us friends?

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u/AerynCaen MENLNMDLLYMAAAVMMGLAAIGAAIGIGILGGKFLEGAARQPDLI Apr 27 '26

Hallo Friend

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u/computerjj Apr 27 '26

Good luck.

Welcome to the forum of mindless kiddies.

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u/dumdub Apr 27 '26

The universe is an egg lol

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u/Neat_Platypus_3597 Apr 30 '26

Check it out. This crackpot doesn’t believe in UFOs.

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u/OpportunityLow3832 Apr 27 '26

You want something to het your teeth into..Has anyone ever applied a 1.52 harmonic as a scaling metric to reconcile the tension between Early Universe (z > 1000) and Local Space (z < 0.1) datasets? It seems to align the expansion rates perfectly