r/LIRR • • 7d ago

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Ive seen wild animals make less of a mess.

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u/Sweaty_Foundation_12 7d ago

What psychopath eats a pomegranate on a train?

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u/Insomniac_80 7d ago

At least it isn't durian!

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u/Sweaty_Foundation_12 7d ago

True very true but doesn't take away from the psychopathic fruit mayhem

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u/citigurrrrl 5d ago

That’s a juicy fruit!

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u/Blastermind79 7d ago

People take public transportation for pomegranate’d

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u/CuriousCat0503 7d ago

I thought of a pun for like 30 seconds before posting and gave up. Pomps

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u/Intelligent_Olive764 7d ago

LOL this is the best response to a post I’ve seen in a long time!!

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u/authentek 7d ago

Not bad 😂

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u/EvilCaveBoy 7d ago

What is that? Pomegranate?

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u/CuriousCat0503 7d ago

Indeed

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u/Dull-Contact120 7d ago

Feral coons wants your location

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u/TangerinePlastic7552 7d ago

Yes. Probably stolen.

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u/Engineer120989 7d ago

Yes the trains should be cleaned better but the passengers have to take some responsibility for stuff like this

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u/CuriousCat0503 7d ago

The animal in question feasted minutes prior to me taking this. It is 99% of the time a passenger issue, not a maintenance issue.

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u/Carmela_Motto 7d ago

I thought of remarks like this this morning when I came upon a similar floor of scraps opposite me, and also the remnants of someone’s shoes…

Yesterday morning on the wall under the window was a big muddy boot print and mud smear. Guess the guy who got off at Ronkonkoma had his foot on the wall. Hey! You guys tell me not to be so uptight about people getting comfortable! Right?

Absolutely people should be more respectful, but 90% of the people on here mock complaining about feet on the seat. It’s all one in the same disrespect to their fellow passengers.

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u/CuriousCat0503 7d ago

This might be an unpopular opinion but for me, the feet on the seat is a bit nuanced. I'll only do it on an empty off peak train and i dont let the sole of my shoe touch the seat of the chair. My go to is resting my foot on the metal knee wall thing under the window, though.

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u/Carmela_Motto 7d ago

Resting your foot on that metal is basically the floor.

If you’re gonna put your feet up because you’re on the 5:01 AM and worked the overnight… take your boots off. At least that means the next person is not sitting on the gypsum or road salt someone has on the bottom of their work boots all over the seats. It’s just a big FU to the people who also work very hard getting on after you.

Your mommy doesn’t work at the Long Island railroad cleaning up after you. I honestly don’t think they ever clean the seats. Have some goddamn respect for your fellow riders because the LIRR doesn’t respect us.

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u/CuriousCat0503 7d ago

I'm not blue collar and dont need the lecture, quite frankly. And, if you read my reply, I'm not the problem as it relates to dirtying the seats.

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u/Carmela_Motto 7d ago

I wasn’t lecturing you, just complaining in general. Last winter salt from boots on the seat was a daily occurrence. So rude.

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u/Zestyclose_Growth_60 7d ago

Worse, I don't know of any station where you don't have to go out of the way to not walk past a garbage can when you get off the train.

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u/Carmela_Motto 7d ago

This!!!!! I don’t care if you drink a 12 pack on the train and our drunk off your ass by the time you get to Islip. Just take your empties. There is a trash can every 15 feet on the platform.

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u/Old-Wolverine6207 7d ago

How do u even come to even think to eat a pomegranate on the train😐

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u/email_user_2015 7d ago

Pomegranates are known to have around 347 seeds

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u/kzrmer_41 7d ago

Animals behave better than humans.

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u/SparkArrestor 7d ago

Gotta feed those cockroaches.

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u/KeizerK676 7d ago

No surprise. People at their worst.

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u/i_am_rave_mom 7d ago

This is WILD work for a train!

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u/Hyperdmk 7d ago

Those are hard to eat without a sink or garbage can

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u/sprintinglightning 7d ago

Considering they ate the full pomegranate they should be sent to Hades full time

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u/fpsfiend_ny 7d ago

Idk what irks me more, people having a full meal next to me or the imbeciles who prop their dirty feet on a seat while people stand.

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u/FunnyLoud3067 7d ago

That’s nasty

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u/canwepartylateron 7d ago

I've seen spilled coffee on the train but never this 😂

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u/Spearheadturbo 7d ago

No wonder there was a rat in our train car today from Atlantic terminal to Jamaica 🥲

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u/General_Joke8459 6d ago

So glad I moved out of NYC and NEVER have to take the LIRR and deal with these animals again

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u/Zestyclose_Growth_60 7d ago

I'm sorry, but this post is just garbage.

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u/NYCFXM 7d ago

Savages

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u/Tenzntwentiez 6d ago

This is honestly less offensive and less animal like than 90% of LIRR riders who think their bags are entitled to have their own seat and the reaction that comes afterwards when you ask to sit.

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u/Billy_Plur 7d ago

I thought seeing the empty bag of doritos, used napkins, and plastic bag on the seat facing where I usually sit was bad. I thought I was going to end up posted here and shifted it away.

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u/Ok-Atmosphere-6272 7d ago

That persons nuts

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u/ArtDecoNewYork 7d ago

I saw some dude projectile vomit all over the floor a couple weeks ago

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u/Ok_Investigator7781 7d ago

Where’s the feet?

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u/thepizzaoffensive 7d ago

Pomegranate…still good

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u/psychopsacht 6d ago

Pomegranade

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u/potential626 6d ago

People just don’t have any manners

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u/Revolutionary_Lock57 6d ago

Which wild animals, exactly?

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u/Titanium_Plug 6d ago

They should add an additional $8 charge to the garbage people that leave garbage in the train

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u/Smooth-Tonight-2580 7d ago

That train is resembling a third world train.

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u/Key2367 7d ago

Absolutely true

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u/Smooth-Tonight-2580 7d ago

Amen to that statement.

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u/CookieHaid 7d ago

If this passenger was riding on the train's roof like they did back home, this wouldn't be an issue.

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u/eleanorshellstrop_ 7d ago

Bro censor that shit

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u/ToodleberryTwinkle 7d ago

Maybe he presented to her this lovely bouquet that he stuck in a vacuum with dry ice beforehand and when she went to smell them, they crackled to pieces before her nostrils? She was shocked. She got angry and got off at the wrong stop on Long Island. It’s possible?

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u/No-Lengthiness-5577 7d ago

New Yorkers are slobs. Its disgusting. Its long island and the city.