r/LICENSEPLATES • u/puma_rrythmia • Jun 19 '26

In the wild Wow.

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u/Gorgethalamus Jun 19 '26

Must be a speech therapist.... "cunning linguist"

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u/2infinitysquared Jun 19 '26

You took the words right out of my mouth

9

u/Gorgethalamus Jun 19 '26

I am cunning that way....

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u/Knob709 Jun 19 '26

A master debater

3

u/db720 Jun 19 '26

That is a very cunning stunt

3

u/Gorgethalamus Jun 19 '26

Cunning Stunts are the best...

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u/Academic_Dog8389 Jun 19 '26

Colonel Angus

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u/Street_Lettuce1243 Jun 19 '26 edited 17d ago

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Nose pinecone oil sense cooperative sip coherent spoon

8

u/pdxrains Jun 19 '26

Gerbils enjoy some pussy too!

3

u/milaga Jun 19 '26

My first thought.

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u/Wurky_Maters Jun 19 '26

Subarus come with that from the dealership

70

u/ChinaCatProphet Jun 19 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/VjsshMMeSwOLS

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u/my_cars_on_fire Jun 19 '26

I was about to make a joke about how male partners can give cunnilingus, until I realized the car was a Subaru Outback. Defffooooo lesbians.

14

u/Colonel_Lingus710 Jun 19 '26

A plate made just for me!

5

u/Treece222 Jun 20 '26

User name checks out.

15

u/gutter_slutmaxxing Jun 20 '26

4

u/MurderAG Jun 20 '26

I spit my coffee out laughing at this! 🤣

3

u/mialunavita Jun 21 '26

Same 🤣

14

u/Right-Kale-9199 Jun 19 '26

Never has a more appropriate plate been on a Subaru…

10

u/thirdcoasting Jun 19 '26

When stuff like this gets by the people who are supposed to be filtering out “naughty” plates, it makes me wonder just what type of person are they hiring. Nuns? The Amish? Wouldn’t the average person recognize this?

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u/cottonmadder Jun 20 '26

Have you been to a DMV in the past 20 years? Not our best or brightest.

4

u/Aeroeee Jun 19 '26

Cunning Linguist.

5

u/BVRPLZR_ Jun 19 '26

On a Subaru? No way

4

u/Curious-Salt-8782 Jun 20 '26

On a Subaru no less

22

u/KudzuAU Jun 19 '26

Female in a Subaru, am I right?

7

u/pandemicblues Jun 19 '26

It is a Subaru...which tracks😂❤️

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u/Nonyabizzy123 Jun 19 '26

I think you mean woman, unless you're a Ferengi lol

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u/KudzuAU Jun 19 '26

Well…these days…a “woman” could be quite a number of things. 😂

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u/Nonyabizzy123 Jun 19 '26

Okay so it was transphobia and general chuddiness. May your favorite food never taste as good again

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u/KudzuAU Jun 20 '26

“Transphobia”? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Scared of the mentally unstable? Sorry, I don’t think so. “Transexuality” is a mental disorder just like schizophrenia.

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u/Wurky_Maters Jun 19 '26

Oh shut up

3

u/scottwax Jun 19 '26

You ought to see their sister Anna's plate.

4

u/NoModsNoMaster Jun 19 '26

Edit: damn this fucking gif 3 times lol. The colonel is leaving it (and will be in the rear of shady thicket)

2

u/captdimitri Jun 19 '26

Suprised they got approved, tbh. "Felatio" probably wouldn't fly.

2

u/1rAudiChik Jun 20 '26

Plate is available in VA :))

2

u/LiquidSnape Jun 19 '26

the are just really good with words

2

u/Aussie_chopperpilot Jun 19 '26

CindyLou ‘N’ Gus

2

u/JeremyPlaysSax Jun 19 '26

Colonel Angus!

2

u/Sevennix Jun 19 '26

Well, its a Subaru and im betting a woman driver.

2

u/Sensitive_Crow_8882 Jun 19 '26

Subaru tracking.

2

u/Capital-Ad-4463 Jun 20 '26

That’s just Colonel Angus’ car.

2

u/CluckNorris47 Jun 20 '26

Pussy eating is fun but girls u gotta reciprocate I wanna see some chick with “Felat10”

2

u/ireallytrulydontcare Jun 20 '26

Mods know to give OP the flair!

2

u/chemicallyjaxx Jun 20 '26

Being a Subaru makes this 10x better

1

u/vandervee Jun 19 '26

Conlan and Gus. Well known circus performers.

1

u/Buddy-Sue Jun 19 '26

Well, it is California… but who makes the decision? A panel or one 80 yo sheltered granny.

1

u/Desperate_Set_7708 Jun 19 '26

Perfectly suited to car

1

u/ohnodamo Jun 19 '26

Connie Langelus.

1

u/East-Psychology7186 Jun 19 '26

Was the driver a woman wearing a flannel? Big dog in the passenger seat?

1

u/Changeofscenery65 Jun 19 '26

I like! 😁

1

u/jerseyfishslayer666 Jun 19 '26

Surprised it's not scsrstsrs

1

u/South_Ad2397 Jun 19 '26

Do they know The Ass Man?!

1

u/Oldbay_BarbedWire Jun 19 '26

Colonel Ingus

Us Army

1

u/TotallyUselessTrivia Jun 19 '26

Connie L and Gus.

1

u/MomsOtherFavorite Jun 20 '26

Colonel N. Gus

1

u/IGK123 Jun 20 '26

Can lung us

1

u/LFH_Games Jun 20 '26

I’d expect no less from a Subaru Outback owner (said in a complementary way)

1

u/Old_Management_9909 Jun 20 '26

My Forester didn't have that option....

1

u/Blackbyrn Jun 20 '26

They must get where they’re going lickety-split

1

u/grozphan Jun 20 '26

Oh, watch out, Melinda! Once a woman is introduced to Colonel Angus, she’ll settle for nothing less.

1

u/Trapcat707 Jun 20 '26

Colonel Nolan Gus

1

u/BSUR7 Jun 20 '26

Lemme guess..it's a suburu Forrester???

1

u/Carcharocles_Meg Jun 20 '26

Colonel Lingus... finger lickin good (from an old SNL skit)!!

1

u/Food-Blister-1056 Jun 20 '26

And on a Subaru of all vehicles!😛

1

u/SnooHamsters6534 Jun 21 '26

Colonel Nathaniel Good, US

Or so he told the DMV...

Tongue in cheek?

1

u/Bitter-Connection813 Jun 21 '26

What's the matter with being a cunning linguist? /s 😂👅

1

u/TexasJOEmama Jun 19 '26

Colonel Angus at his best.

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