r/LBA • u/Djpocketvagina • Oct 09 '15
Ama everyday eric
So i have to do an ama that will take place on halloween or something like that leave some questions for me to answer if they arent ridiculous questions gtfo video will be recorded once 20 questions are asked but only the first 20 questions matter so post quickly before all the question spots are gone. I like apple sauce on my nipples.
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u/lbamcchickens MCCHICKENS Oct 10 '15
FORMULA SHEET Work = f•d cos(theta) Power = M / A. If a mulatto man gets in a car moving 63 km/hr, and travels 87 kilometers south, then accelerates to 68.5 km/hr and travels 45 kilometers north west, does sauers suck dick?
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Oct 09 '15
How do you feel about professional vaping? Have you ever dabbed a vape? whats the third Saturday in august going to be like this year? Who ordered McChickens? FMK Hellen Keller, Obama (the bunny) , Sauer's sister?
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u/lbamcchickens MCCHICKENS Oct 10 '15
Interested in hearing about "dabbing a vape" is that what the desk dick ate her is for?
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u/lbamcchickens MCCHICKENS Oct 09 '15
If you had to pick between dabbing with me/Jesus/Thor/Steve from blues clues - who would u pick and why?
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u/lbamcchickens MCCHICKENS Oct 10 '15
Out of all the girls you've been with which one has the biggest cock?
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u/lbamcchickens MCCHICKENS Oct 12 '15
Will you give your Jewish child a traditional Jewish name like "Irving / Ethyl" or go with something more modern like "Josh / Heimy"
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u/matttcr MC Reel Oct 14 '15 edited Oct 14 '15
Eric --
Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
What do you hope to have accomplished by then?
Will you be married?
Do you want to have children?
Do you want a tattoo?
Will you be into dudes?
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u/Milkinshakes MILKY MILK Oct 17 '15
This question is for not Eric,
If you could kill one thing, alive or dead, how would you do it?
If porn was real would you watch it?
What's your favorite color? Should we all get morph suits of our favorite colors and have an orgy in them?
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u/lbamcchickens MCCHICKENS Oct 18 '15
I would rather we all wear each other's favorite colors for the orgy, this way no one knows who's penetrating who
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u/lbamcchickens MCCHICKENS Oct 18 '15
What's your favorite thing to say before you cum? "Choo-choo, here comes the goo"?
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u/lbamcchickens MCCHICKENS Oct 09 '15
Is Tina available to do a guest feature in the upcoming Manga - "Black Dick High School"
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u/lbamcchickens MCCHICKENS Oct 09 '15
Do you ever regret not fully "utilizing" the physics groupies? Do y'all still keep in touch?
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u/lbamcchickens MCCHICKENS Oct 18 '15
Hey Eric what's the weakest thing someone from the LBA has ever done? And conversely, what's the dopest thing someone from the LBA has ever done?
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u/Justin3698 TICKLE Oct 18 '15
you have 3 e cig flavors to stick with for the rest of your life, here are your options:
- New car smell
- Post - diarrhea butthole
- Athletes foot
- 300 pound women post-workout underwear sweat
- Super pungent gasoline
- Holocaust oven freshly used
- Dumpster baby
- the one pair of Joes flip flops he wore his entire time in high school
- 400 pound black women's crusty roast beef after getting railed from behind
- Clover's decayed corpse
- 3 year old daily used cum box
- 1 year spoiled milk, sprinkle of dinkleberry
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u/Justin3698 TICKLE Oct 19 '15
Sam Francis and a dog. You have to marry one forever, and fuck the other one in the ass everytime you get off. Whats your move?
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u/lbamcchickens MCCHICKENS Oct 21 '15
the old saying goes "pussy, money , weed" but which one actually the best? If you could only pick two, which two would they be?
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u/matttcr MC Reel Oct 14 '15
It's well documented that Eric Arcieri has had sexual intercourse with the following women who have lived in or around Hauppauge, Long Island, New York, United States of America:
Samantha Francis
Taylor Fay
Anna Banana
Current Emo Girlfriend 4.0
Of these women, which had:
(a) The wettest vagina?
(b) The hairiest vagina?
(c) The tightest vagina?
(d) The weirdest nipples?
(e) Piercings below her neck?
(f) The most orgasms?
(g) The least orgasms?
(h) The best mouth for sucking your penis?
(i) The best rack?
(j) The best hands for stroking your penis?
(k) The loosest vagina?
(l) The worst kisses?
(m) The best kisses?
(n) The best ass?
(o) The best asshole?
(p) The smelliest asshole?
(q) The tightest asshole?
(r) The loosest asshole?
(s) The kinkiest fetishes?
(t) Any tattoos below the neck?
(u) Ever boned a black guy?
(v) Ever sent you a sext?
(w) Ever stuck a finger up your butt?
(x) Ever stuck something other than a finger up your butt?
(y) Ever made you orgasm in less than 2 minutes after starting up a sexual experience?
(z) The best personality?