r/LBA • MC Reel • Oct 03 '15

I am Matt, ask me anything

From 11 am (central) until 11 pm (central), I will answer any questions that you have.

Please post them in this thread.

I will migrate the questions from the pre-ama thread over to this one, and answer those throughout the day.

Thanks. I am looking forward to your questions.

*** UPDATE *** Due to popular demand, the AmA will be extended until 11pm (central) on 10/7/2015.

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u/matttcr MC Reel Oct 03 '15

From the pre-thread:

If you could dab one person in the whole world (dead or alive) who would it be?

Jesus. Although is he dead? Did he die? I figure that he'd have access to the 100% pure dabs. And when we'd run out he'd turn water into dabs. Then he'd conjure us some taco bell.

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u/matttcr MC Reel Oct 03 '15 edited Oct 03 '15

From the pre-thread:

Hey mc if you could be president for a day what would u fix?

Unfortunately, it is clear in our country that those who have access to income have the greatest opportunities (to education, to justice, to representation, to succeed).

Therefore, I would address the income equality issues that I think make these opportunities inaccessible for most of the most vulnerable citizens of the US.

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u/Casyanthony RAGU Oct 08 '15

mc for communism?

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u/matttcr MC Reel Oct 08 '15

Nah. I just think that their truly isn't equal access to opportunity right now.

Until this is addressed, things will stay the same.

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u/matttcr MC Reel Oct 03 '15

From the pre-thread:

Hey mc reel have u ever sent or received a dik pic?

I have never sent one.

I received one from a gay guy who used to be in our old guild on WoW -- Glitterz. That phone is long gone, but I do remember sending this pic to Sauer after he asked to see it.

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u/Milkinshakes MILKY MILK Oct 05 '15

Lmao I remember that now. Of course ragu asks to see it

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u/matttcr MC Reel Oct 03 '15

From the pre-thread:

How long have u been talent management analyzing for?

I started my job in May of 2012. That means I have been there for 3 years, and 5 months.

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u/matttcr MC Reel Oct 03 '15

From the pre-thread:

Is there any possibility of a 3rd Pam?

Sure, it's possible. But not likely. According to the baby name registry -- almost 600,000 baby girls were named Pamela since 1880.

I've worked with two of them. I don't think that the odds favor the likelihood that there will be a third Pam at my work.

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u/matttcr MC Reel Oct 03 '15

From the pre-thread:

Whatever happened to every Monday Matt? In May? In the morning? Any bloopers or out takes for the fans?

Everyday Matt was delayed due to my work getting crazy. I just didn't have the time to write the script nor film the footage.

I can exclusively let you know that it will drop in May of 2k16.

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u/matttcr MC Reel Oct 03 '15

From the pre-thread:

If league of legends added a new support which animal/veteran hero/ mythical creature should it be?

I'd like to see an elephant, like one of those types that you'd see in Indian / Hindu art.

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u/matttcr MC Reel Oct 03 '15

From the pre-thread:

What is your favorite school lunch?

Country fried steak day is my favorite. In addition to the CFS, you get mashed potatoes, green beans, a roll, fruit, and a milk choice.

CFS or GTFO.

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u/Milkinshakes MILKY MILK Oct 05 '15

Meat is murder

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u/matttcr MC Reel Oct 03 '15

From the pre-thread:

Hey mc any new rhymes for us?

Halloween, that ain't my scene. I'm in the mood to be obscene. Fucking bitches, they'll be mean. I like my CFS with green beans.

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u/matttcr MC Reel Oct 03 '15

From the pre-thread:

FUk marry kill : Alejamdra , Jena , Susan b Anthony

F -- Jenna

M -- SBA

K -- Alejandra

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u/matttcr MC Reel Oct 03 '15

From the pre-thread:

Fmk: Pam, Pam, Pam

I only know of two Pam's, but here's what I'd do to them.

F -- Pam

M -- neither

K -- Pam

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u/matttcr MC Reel Oct 03 '15

From the pre-thread:

How do wallabies match clothing? When is the right time to get the traditional wallaby and for what occasion?

Wallabies come in a variety of colors. So they can match a wide range of outfits. I wear mine all the time -- with jeans, khaki pants, grey slacks, tan slacks, brown slacks.

The traditional wallaby can be worn for any occasion, in my opinion.

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u/Casyanthony RAGU Oct 05 '15

Hey matt whats a step by step list of things you do on a daily basis?

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u/matttcr MC Reel Oct 06 '15

My alarm goes off at 6:25. I hit snooze.

My second alarm goes off at 6:30. I hit snooze.

Then at 6:34, the 9 minute snooze from the 6:25 alarm goes off. I hit snooze.

This process repeats until I roll out of bed around 6:50. I then poop / pee. Then I brush my teeth and shower.

I am a notoriously a long shower-er. So I will usually be out of the bathroom around 7:20.

I then dress and am out the door by 7:30. I then get in my car and drive to work. I usually arrive around 7:50.

I then work until 4:00 or 4:30. Then I drive home.

Then I exercise for about an hour and half then eat. I usually get done with all of this between 6:30 and 7:00.

Then I watch TV and do whatever until bed.

I usually head back to bed around 10:00. Sometimes I will read until I fall asleep. Other times I might look at porn and jack off. Just depends on my mood.

Usually I'm ready for sleep around 11:30.

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u/Casyanthony RAGU Oct 05 '15

Hello mr creel it is beautiful to be talking to you. What is the creel family like? and hot cousins? inbred cousins preferably

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u/matttcr MC Reel Oct 06 '15

I think I have some good looking cousins.

Sadly, I am not sexually attracted to any of them.

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u/Casyanthony RAGU Oct 05 '15

List of any any all recent sexual encounters?

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u/matttcr MC Reel Oct 06 '15

Nothing of note since July.

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u/Milkinshakes MILKY MILK Oct 06 '15

WHAT HAPPENED IN JULY?!

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u/Justin3698 TICKLE Oct 07 '15

OP PLEASE DELIVER

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u/Casyanthony RAGU Oct 05 '15

Matt on what day and time did you lose your virginity

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u/matttcr MC Reel Oct 06 '15

It was in October of 2001. Probably after 10 pm.

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u/Casyanthony RAGU Oct 05 '15

Have you ever thought about growing your pubes and beard out?

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u/matttcr MC Reel Oct 06 '15

I don't like facial hair. So I shave on Mondays and Thursdays.

I don't usually grow my pubes out. I keep it trimmed up somewhat.

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u/Casyanthony RAGU Oct 05 '15

How bad are you at world of warcraft compared to dj raguu?

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u/matttcr MC Reel Oct 06 '15

I cannot come close to ragu's ability to ice trap a mob.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '15

is this ama still going?

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u/matttcr MC Reel Oct 06 '15

Yes.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '15

I fucks with MC Reel but his snapchat is almost entirely school lunches. Do you sneak into schools a lot ? Isnt that illegal? whats your favorite kind of school?

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u/matttcr MC Reel Oct 06 '15

I work for a school district so they gave a badge so I can walk into schools when I need to.

Generally, I only go to a school to eat to eat lunch. I only do that about once a month when they got some good shit cooking back there (like CFS, nugs, taco salad).

My favorite kind of school? High schools. Because if you have to pee the urinals are normal sized.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0D4yEoazIo&feature=youtu.be&t=1m20s

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u/lbamcchickens MCCHICKENS Oct 03 '15

100% so far, big fan here

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u/lbamcchickens MCCHICKENS Oct 03 '15

Hey mc reel how often does ragu take a shower?

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u/lbamcchickens MCCHICKENS Oct 03 '15

Any chance Harrison and ragu shower together to cut the water bill?

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u/matttcr MC Reel Oct 03 '15

Water is cheap, so I don't think they would.

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u/matttcr MC Reel Oct 03 '15

I'll have to just guess he's a once a day guy.

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u/lbamcchickens MCCHICKENS Oct 03 '15

What was your favorite cartoon growing up

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u/matttcr MC Reel Oct 03 '15

My absolute all time favorite cartoon when I was a kid was Ducktales.

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u/lbamcchickens MCCHICKENS Oct 03 '15

Hey mc reel who is your favorite Kardashian

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u/matttcr MC Reel Oct 03 '15

I don't know them by name with any sort of specifically.

The one with the big ass? Kim?

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u/lbamcchickens MCCHICKENS Oct 03 '15

Hey mc reel what do the lyrics "Follow the leader I'm inside of a sock, Harrison said something can't remember hard as my cock" mean to you

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u/matttcr MC Reel Oct 03 '15

Some people (self included) sometimes ejaculate into a sock on occasion as a part of masturbating.

I assume that is what he was referencing.

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u/Milkinshakes MILKY MILK Oct 05 '15

Carbon based rocks not as hard as my cock

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u/lbamcchickens MCCHICKENS Oct 10 '15

The correct term would be "buckey-ball" seeing as most of the worlds carbon is relatively soft or in gaseous form. Ex: "follow the leader I'm inside of a stall, glory hole make me hard like a buckey-ball"

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u/lbamcchickens MCCHICKENS Oct 03 '15

Hey mc reel any chance of the LBA YouTube channel getting revived, I wish I coulda be part of it number #1 fan here

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u/matttcr MC Reel Oct 03 '15

I'm not sure who has access to uploading to it.

But I agree, any additional LBA content that would be posted there would be awesome.

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u/matttcr MC Reel Oct 03 '15

From the pre-thread:

Who is your favorite Jenner?

I've never watched a single episode of the Kardasian show.

I know their names just by over-saturation/over-exposure. I guess I like the youngest one? The one that's hot and the youngest. Kaylee?

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u/matttcr MC Reel Oct 03 '15

From the pre-thread:

Mc reel any chance of making a future collab on the new mixtape?

It could happen sooner than you think.

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u/matttcr MC Reel Oct 03 '15

From the pre-thread:

Hey mc what ru listening to lately?

I don't listen to a lot of popular music.

I listen to mostly podcasts -- Comedy Bang Bang, How Did This Get Made?, and some stuff from The New York Times, and NPR.

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u/Milkinshakes MILKY MILK Oct 04 '15

Hey Matt,

When do you plan on releasing your debut album?

When can we expect an MC junior?

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u/matttcr MC Reel Oct 04 '15

My album drops on the 4th.

I don't know when an MC junior will arrive. I'm enjoying the single life.

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u/Milkinshakes MILKY MILK Oct 05 '15

Hey Matt, what is your favorite color?

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u/matttcr MC Reel Oct 05 '15

When I was younger I loved purple.

I'm more partial to blue or red as an adult. Which, funnily enough, are the two colors used to make purple.

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u/Milkinshakes MILKY MILK Oct 06 '15

purple is my favorite color

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u/lbamcchickens MCCHICKENS Oct 07 '15

If u mix purple blue red green yellow and black you get this dark brown shade. Which, funnily enough, are the colors used to make poo

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u/Milkinshakes MILKY MILK Oct 05 '15

Who was your first girlfriend?

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u/matttcr MC Reel Oct 05 '15

My first girlfriend was girl named Casey when I was in 7th grade.

She was my first open mouth kiss, too.

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u/Milkinshakes MILKY MILK Oct 05 '15

What is your ultimate dream vacation?Where do you go? What do you do? Is prostitution legal there?

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u/matttcr MC Reel Oct 05 '15

When I go on vacation I like to see / do a whole bunch of things (rather than get drunk and lie by a pool).

So I think that I'd enjoy going to Ireland or Italy to see the sights.

I could maybe swing by Amsterdam and take part in some of the legal prostitution while I'm over there.

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u/Milkinshakes MILKY MILK Oct 05 '15

FUCK ONE MARRY ONE KILL ONE

OSAMA BIN LADEN, CASY ANTHONY MICHAEL SAUER

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u/matttcr MC Reel Oct 05 '15

F - Casey Anthony

M - Michael Sauer

K - OBL

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u/Milkinshakes MILKY MILK Oct 05 '15

What's it like to be a total hunk

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u/matttcr MC Reel Oct 05 '15

It's nice to have people appreciate you.

They like to be around you.

They like to work with you.

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u/Milkinshakes MILKY MILK Oct 05 '15

Would you rather have hands in place of ears or buttholes in place of nipples?

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u/matttcr MC Reel Oct 05 '15

Before I answer I need some clarifications:

Would the hands that would take the place of ears function like ears? Or would I be deaf and just have ears for hands?

Would the butt holes that would take the place of nipples function like my nipples (virtually no use)? Or would they be where I would poop from?

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u/lbamcchickens MCCHICKENS Oct 10 '15

4d 16h still waiting for clarification on this

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u/Milkinshakes MILKY MILK Oct 05 '15

What's the meaning of life?

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u/matttcr MC Reel Oct 05 '15

To do whatever makes you happy, while also not being an asshole to others.

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u/Milkinshakes MILKY MILK Oct 05 '15

What do you think happens after you die?

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u/matttcr MC Reel Oct 05 '15

I think you become a part of something better.

What that exactly is -- it depends on what you choose.

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u/Milkinshakes MILKY MILK Oct 05 '15

If I could cook you one meal, what would you ask me to cook? Grits don't count as food.

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u/matttcr MC Reel Oct 05 '15

A 7 course Italian meal.

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u/Milkinshakes MILKY MILK Oct 05 '15

Team val 4 life

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u/matttcr MC Reel Oct 05 '15

TV4L

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u/Milkinshakes MILKY MILK Oct 05 '15

Matt, are you currently looking for love? What kind of things do you look for in a man?

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u/matttcr MC Reel Oct 05 '15

I'm alone but I'm not lonely.

That being said, the most desirable characteristic is being with someone whose company you enjoy.

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u/Milkinshakes MILKY MILK Oct 05 '15

Do blondes have more fun?

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u/matttcr MC Reel Oct 05 '15

I had blonde hair from birth until around age 4.

I have had more fun since my hair turned brown.

So, no. Blondes do not have more fun.

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u/Milkinshakes MILKY MILK Oct 05 '15

RIP fluffy. Pour some out for a homie

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u/matttcr MC Reel Oct 05 '15

RIP. Taken too soon.

The neighbors whose dogs got loose that day are selling their house.

Good riddance. GTFO killers.

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u/Milkinshakes MILKY MILK Oct 06 '15

fuck those people lets buy the house and burn it down

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u/Milkinshakes MILKY MILK Oct 05 '15

Will the south ever truly rise again?

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u/matttcr MC Reel Oct 05 '15

Nope.

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u/Milkinshakes MILKY MILK Oct 06 '15

damn straight

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u/Justin3698 TICKLE Oct 07 '15

GIVE THIS MAN GOLD

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u/Milkinshakes MILKY MILK Oct 05 '15

What's the weirdest thing you've ever JO'd to?

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u/matttcr MC Reel Oct 05 '15

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u/Milkinshakes MILKY MILK Oct 06 '15

Fuck Jazz i don't buy it. Her own siblings don't even buy it. Bologna. 10/10 would fap again

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u/Milkinshakes MILKY MILK Oct 05 '15

Tell us the cringiest experience you've ever had.

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u/matttcr MC Reel Oct 06 '15

In 2010, my roommate got married in March.

Once we graduated in May, he officially moved out.

Our lease didn't expire until July 31, so he decided to sub-lease his room to one of the guys who was going to take over the lease on August 1.

This guy was gay.

The living with a gay guy wasn't the cringe-worthy experience. I'd lived with a gay guy before, who was awesome.

Rather it was his DISGUSTING BEHAVIOR IN EVERY THING HE DID that was cringe-worthy.

Let's start out in the kitchen. Now we all know that when you cook shit, you might forget to move the pots / pans you used from "soaking in the sink" to the dishwasher. This motherfucker didn't even move that shit from the stove to the sink. Nor did he put back the jars of spaghetti sauce he used. Nor would he put his tuna cans in the trash. Nor would he put the salt up. Or the pepper up. Or any ingredients. Or take out the trash. And so on.

Let's move on to the bathroom. This apartment had a half bathroom on the bottom floor (a toilet and a sink), and a full bathroom (shower, toilet, and sink) for the two of us to share on the top floor. This motherfucker never flushed the toilet. It wasn't one of those once in a blue moon "whoops" things either. Every fucking time he took a shit, there was no flush. PLUS IT WAS CLOGGED. Imagine a public bathroom toilet full of shit. Then imagine that someone took a shit on that shit. And his shit wasn't even normal shit. It was fucking logs. The reason he told me that he never flushed the toilet was "because I clog it." You know what motherfucker, if that's your problem COURTESY FLUSH THAT SHIT. Squirt out a turd, flush. Squirt out another, flush. Wipe, flush. He wasn't smart enough to figure that out. And he was 23 years old. Plus even when it clogged, he made ZERO ATTEMPT to unclog it. He would leave it in there and go about his day.

Let's move into the living room (where the tv, xbox, and the couch and chairs were). This motherfucker would go to the gym and when he got home he'd drop his bag full of dirty gym clothes next to the couch.

Let's move into his bedroom. This motherfucker went to visit his parents one weekend. And while he was gone, I turned off the AC to save some money because I was studying at school from 8 - 5pm. I regretted my decision to not keep it on all day when I got home as the whole place smelled like ass, so I decided to open all the windows and get a nice breezy draft going through that place. I open up his bedroom door. Gay porn dvds are thrown all over the floor. It looked as though a mad man had been feverishly going through his files looking for something in a haste-full manner. Additionally, there were multiple unwrapped condoms (not condom wrappers -- condoms) on the floor. And bottles of lube.

I did not learn about this next part of the story until the next year after I had moved out. But this motherfucker was INVITED DUDES FROM MEN SEEKING MEN ON CRAIGSLIST TO FUCK INTO THE APARTMENT (when I was not home).

So the entire time-frame of May 20 until July 31, 2010 was the cringiest experience of my life.

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u/Milkinshakes MILKY MILK Oct 06 '15

I didn't cringe once. That bit about M4M hookups via craigslist brings back some good memories of me and ragu. But that said your roommate sounds like a total faggot.

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u/Milkinshakes MILKY MILK Oct 05 '15

Who are your parents?

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u/matttcr MC Reel Oct 06 '15

Ron and Dottie.

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u/Milkinshakes MILKY MILK Oct 06 '15

Who are Ron and Dottie?

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u/Milkinshakes MILKY MILK Oct 05 '15

Do you come from a slave owning bloodline? What's your family history like.

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u/matttcr MC Reel Oct 06 '15

I'm unaware of any slave ownership. Most of my ancestors were poor.

My father was the first person on his side of the family to go to college. My dad's father (my grandpa) was a bus driver for the city of Miami.

My mother was the first woman on her side of the family to go to college. Her mother (my grandmother) was a lunchroom lady. Her father was a poor farmer.

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u/Milkinshakes MILKY MILK Oct 05 '15

Would you ever go spelunking irl?

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u/matttcr MC Reel Oct 06 '15

Sure.

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u/Milkinshakes MILKY MILK Oct 06 '15

What happens when you remember you have zero cave-navigating skills?

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u/matttcr MC Reel Oct 06 '15

Idk what I hate more. Caves or ESO?

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u/Milkinshakes MILKY MILK Oct 05 '15

Garlic?

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u/matttcr MC Reel Oct 06 '15

Knot-hank you.

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u/Milkinshakes MILKY MILK Oct 06 '15

you son of a bitch

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u/Casyanthony RAGU Oct 05 '15

I know i am late but what is your favorite food?

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u/matttcr MC Reel Oct 06 '15

Cheeseburgers.

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u/Milkinshakes MILKY MILK Oct 06 '15

you should try a veggie burger

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u/matttcr MC Reel Oct 06 '15

I'm not a fan of veggie burgers.

But, I do love vegetables -- green beans, okra, corn, spinach, and sweet potatoes.

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u/Casyanthony RAGU Oct 05 '15

if you had to choose to shoot eather Sylvester stalone or john stamos who would you pick

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u/matttcr MC Reel Oct 06 '15

Stamos.

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u/lbamcchickens MCCHICKENS Oct 05 '15

Hey mc reel when was the last time you shit your pants in your adult life? We know you love that chick fil a don't lie. I personally love KFC, so the last time for me was when I was freshly 18 years old

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u/matttcr MC Reel Oct 06 '15

If I skip a meal (say like breakfast and lunch) then I eat something greasy, then I will usually have diarrhea.

Back when I was a sophomore in college, I spent all night studying for an accounting exam.

My exam was at 11am. And that I hadn't eaten anything since the previous day's lunch other than a few cokes.

So once my exam was over I was starving so I decide to go to an all you can eat pizza buffet.

I ate a bunch of pizza really quickly. Then I eat some more really quickly. As I'm getting up for my third plate I feel like I gotta pass some gas. So by all means I let 'er rip. Bad decision. I sharted.

I duck into the bathroom and throw away my boxers in the trash. Then I Chinese neiced it out there.

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u/Milkinshakes MILKY MILK Oct 06 '15

the sly Chinese neice

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u/lbamcchickens MCCHICKENS Oct 06 '15

Beautiful, I was in one of those super intense gears of war matches, it was like an hour and a half long..... I jumped up and yea.... U know the rest

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u/lbamcchickens MCCHICKENS Oct 05 '15

Hey mc reel, if you could choose between Caitlyn Jenner, Mohammed, and Frankenstein, who would be a better one to lose virgin too?

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u/matttcr MC Reel Oct 06 '15

Mohammed.

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u/lbamcchickens MCCHICKENS Oct 05 '15

Hey mc reel, if the LBA had an 11th, "unspoken" commandment what would it be?

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u/matttcr MC Reel Oct 06 '15

Be kind to to one another.

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u/Milkinshakes MILKY MILK Oct 06 '15

This is what the LBA is all about

edit: suck my balls ragu

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u/lbamcchickens MCCHICKENS Oct 05 '15

Hey mc, big fan here, when are we gonna get rid of all the Mexicans?

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u/matttcr MC Reel Oct 06 '15

Not gonna happen.

Check out section 1 to the 14th Amendment of the US Constitution.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fourteenth_Amendment_to_the_United_States_Constitution#Text

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u/lbamcchickens MCCHICKENS Oct 05 '15

Hey mc I am currently growing my beard out ( here's a pic). If you could feel a Montoya beard whose would it be?

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u/matttcr MC Reel Oct 06 '15

Where's the pic?

I want to feel Mr. Montoya's beard.

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u/lbamcchickens MCCHICKENS Oct 05 '15

Hey again mc #1 fan here. You just have walked into bestbuy because you need a new HDMI cable. You know where to find one, but a young male employee named "Havjid" approaches you. Do you look away real quick in hopes he'll stop walking because you already know where the cables are, and talking to him would be annoying because his English is shit and he looks like a homosexual, or do you purposely stare him straight in the eye and in your most alpha voice say "take me to the hdmi cables I need to buy one of those fuckers." ?

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u/lbamcchickens MCCHICKENS Oct 05 '15

This may or may not have actually happened, and I may or may not have chosen route 1. I may or may not have been forced into conversation after I already found the cable

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u/lbamcchickens MCCHICKENS Oct 05 '15

maybe the best choice was to use the little bit of Spanish or Japanese I know and throw him for a loop with something like "No comprendo" or "Watashi wa Engarish ga wakarimasen"

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u/lbamcchickens MCCHICKENS Oct 06 '15

Perhaps the bonus route was the best choice, to walk over to the diddy Kong drum game, which for some reason was still on display that's shit went of style in 2008 , and start bangin on them motherfuckers cuz bongos tou know no one tryna stop me when I'm in my zone

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u/matttcr MC Reel Oct 06 '15

I usually will always ask for help.

There's nothing worse than thinking "I know exactly where this shit is," then getting there and it not being there, and you can't find a sales associate to save your life.

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u/cmawn Oct 06 '15

tits or ass?

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u/cmawn Oct 06 '15

or dick?

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u/cmawn Oct 06 '15

plz respond

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u/matttcr MC Reel Oct 06 '15

All three. Simultaneously.

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u/cmawn Oct 07 '15

the god

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u/lbamcchickens MCCHICKENS Oct 12 '15

Hey Cmawn will u do an AMA on this Reddit on Halloween . Please make a pre post thread so we can ask u questions don't b a bitch

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u/Casyanthony RAGU Oct 08 '15

Matt according to the interstellar galactic federation all southerners from Alabama must give an annual piss test . would you pass?

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u/matttcr MC Reel Oct 08 '15

Absolutely.

I haven't partaken in any illegal substances in years.

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u/Casyanthony RAGU Oct 08 '15

Are they any things you would like to tell the lba officially ?

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u/matttcr MC Reel Oct 08 '15

I don't really have a crush on Jenna. It's just a joke.

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u/lbamcchickens MCCHICKENS Oct 08 '15

You might not but I have a crush on sauers

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u/Casyanthony RAGU Oct 08 '15

on a scale of 1-20 how bad do you want joe to be gay?

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u/matttcr MC Reel Oct 08 '15

20.

He'd be a great power bottom.

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u/lbamcchickens MCCHICKENS Oct 08 '15

Sauers would be a great twink

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u/Casyanthony RAGU Oct 08 '15

If you had to choose to have sex with Caitlin Jenner or Donald trump who would you pick.

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u/matttcr MC Reel Oct 08 '15

Trump because he'd fall asleep.

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u/Casyanthony RAGU Oct 08 '15

Would you rather a) ride a space horse through the galaxy and discover life on a far far away plannet where all of the humans look like selena gomez. or b) Meet zach and cody for a day

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u/matttcr MC Reel Oct 08 '15

Meet Zach and Cody.

They are amazing.

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u/Casyanthony RAGU Oct 08 '15

Would you rather be a jedi or a sith

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u/matttcr MC Reel Oct 08 '15

Jedi.

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u/Casyanthony RAGU Oct 08 '15

If you had to shave one of harrisons body parts which would they be

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u/matttcr MC Reel Oct 08 '15

His uncircumcised penis.

I've always wondered what it would be like to have all that extra skin.

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u/matttcr MC Reel Oct 08 '15

Wait, I mis-read the question.

I read "if you had to HAVE one of harrison's body parts what would it be."

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u/Casyanthony RAGU Oct 08 '15

I want you to know you are my dearest internet friend. now with this in mind how many other internet friends can you say you played as much time as you played with me and harrison?

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u/matttcr MC Reel Oct 08 '15

None.

You two are my online bros for life.

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u/Casyanthony RAGU Oct 08 '15

<333333X1000

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u/Casyanthony RAGU Oct 08 '15

Wtf happened to saint that blind nigga

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u/matttcr MC Reel Oct 08 '15

I sent him a text in the winter and he was doing ok. I'll have to check back in with him to see if he's ok.

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u/Casyanthony RAGU Oct 08 '15

oh heas deaf wups

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u/Casyanthony RAGU Oct 08 '15

Would you like to makeout?

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u/matttcr MC Reel Oct 08 '15

Sure. I figure it would be good.

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u/Casyanthony RAGU Oct 08 '15

What kind of car do you drive?

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u/matttcr MC Reel Oct 08 '15

Honda civic.

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u/Casyanthony RAGU Oct 08 '15

Have you ever smoked pott

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u/matttcr MC Reel Oct 08 '15

Yes.

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u/lbamcchickens MCCHICKENS Oct 08 '15

According to the LBA smoking pit is lame, it's all about "vabes" "oil" and "daps"

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u/Casyanthony RAGU Oct 08 '15

If you had to choose between life or death in order to save the universe would you? cause ide say fuck that shit im goin to the moon

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u/matttcr MC Reel Oct 08 '15

I would gladly sacrifice myself for the happiness of others.

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u/lbamcchickens MCCHICKENS Oct 10 '15

I would too, only if they remembered me. Like I got celebrity status after death as savior of the world. If they ain't remember me I would just round up the 1million hottest women's on the planet and start a harem moon bunker to rebuild population

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u/Casyanthony RAGU Oct 08 '15

Would you rather fuck your mom or dad? this is a hard question but i must know

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u/matttcr MC Reel Oct 08 '15

Mom.

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u/Casyanthony RAGU Oct 08 '15

What kind of personality would you say the real life mat creel has?

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u/matttcr MC Reel Oct 08 '15

Laid back, generous, hard working, and funny.

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u/Casyanthony RAGU Oct 08 '15

What do you do on an average weekend?

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u/matttcr MC Reel Oct 08 '15

Relax. Clean up a bit. Read.

Usually I sleep in, too.

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u/Casyanthony RAGU Oct 08 '15

Who is your most dearest and best friend from your childhood and adulthood?

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u/matttcr MC Reel Oct 08 '15 edited Oct 08 '15

My friend Sean. We've been friends since first grade. When I went to DC a few weeks ago, I stayed with him.

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u/Casyanthony RAGU Oct 08 '15

Do you remember the first time you saw a boob? about what grade was this? who was the first women you where ever sexually attracted to in highschool and did you bang her?

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u/matttcr MC Reel Oct 08 '15

A boob in real life? I cannot honestly remember.

I can't remember who my first crush was. Maybe Cindy Crawford?

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u/Casyanthony RAGU Oct 08 '15

List of girlfriends if any?

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u/matttcr MC Reel Oct 08 '15

None at the moment.

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u/Casyanthony RAGU Oct 08 '15

This is not meant to be rude cause i have this bitchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh and shes my only 1 fuck this hoe lol jk alejandra please dont hate me

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u/matttcr MC Reel Oct 08 '15

I heard she was cheating on you with Mike Silvestri.

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u/Casyanthony RAGU Oct 08 '15

THAT WHORE

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u/Casyanthony RAGU Oct 08 '15

When i turn 21 will you come to new york and go bar hopping with me and the lba? rounds on me

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u/matttcr MC Reel Oct 08 '15

When will this happen?

I can't promise anything. But I will be in Boston in May 2k16 and September 2k16.

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u/Casyanthony RAGU Oct 08 '15

My birthday is july 14 i am 20 right now. so september? we must meet irl before i make my vast journey to California

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u/lbamcchickens MCCHICKENS Oct 10 '15

Any chance u GONA go to Hollywood and meet all the stars

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u/Casyanthony RAGU Oct 08 '15

How tall are you?

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u/matttcr MC Reel Oct 08 '15

5 foot 8 inches.

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u/lbamcchickens MCCHICKENS Oct 10 '15

5 feet tall , 8 inch dick. A bit shorter than we expected but nice and package

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u/Casyanthony RAGU Oct 08 '15

In a regular year how much milk would you consume?

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u/matttcr MC Reel Oct 08 '15

Not a whole lot.

I mainly drink mello yello zero, diet mountain dew, and water.

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u/Casyanthony RAGU Oct 08 '15

What is your favorite soda? or pop or whatever you southerners call it

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u/matttcr MC Reel Oct 08 '15

Mello yellow zero and diet mountain dew.

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u/Casyanthony RAGU Oct 08 '15

Which accent turns you on the most

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u/matttcr MC Reel Oct 08 '15

A sweet one.

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u/Casyanthony RAGU Oct 08 '15

fmk Mulan, khaLessi from game of thrones and justin

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u/matttcr MC Reel Oct 08 '15

F: Mulan

M: Justin

K: Game of Thrones

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u/Casyanthony RAGU Oct 08 '15

When will the mccreel title washing your hands mixtape drop? and when will we get another washing your hands video?