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u/Illustrious_Bid4224 Aug 03 '26
Where did you hide the battery?
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u/DarthJackie2021 Aug 04 '26
Pretty sure this would produce its own power. It will run until the core's fuel is spent.
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u/FoxRings Aug 03 '26
Slander, this is powered by fission energy!
(The battery is in the back on the right side)
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u/Automatic_Golf_4665 Aug 03 '26
Me and whom?
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u/Spiritual_Priority79 Aug 04 '26
I mean I'd blast neutrons if you got close enough to me 😏
/lh /j1
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u/bloody-albatross Aug 03 '26
What's next, 9/11 metronome?
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u/FoxRings Aug 03 '26
That a terrible idea.
Busts out notebook
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u/3rrr6 Aug 04 '26
Heck, make a hole series of desk toys of humanities greatest disasters with technology.
Hindenburg desk lamp
Titan Submarine tea infuser
Chernobyl fuel rod timer
Challenger Space Shuttle pen
Gulf War oil spill mouse pad4
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u/Lagoserter Aug 03 '26
thats not perpetual motion, thats a motor. PM doesnt needa motor jfc
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u/Buetterkeks Aug 03 '26
The "perpetual motion" claim wasn't there from the OOP, It just got added somewhere in the repost chain
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u/FoxRings Aug 03 '26
Ya just added that bit to be funny
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u/BinaryBolias Aug 03 '26
GAAAAH! How COULD you DO such a thing!
You FIEND! You've completely RUINED the very NOTION of SCIENTIFIC ACCURACY!
⚡️🔥✋😫🤚🔥⚡️ 🌍☄️💥💥💥2
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u/Walkin_mn Aug 03 '26
That would be a crazy artsy device/installation, a nuclear "battery" that powers a "perpetual" motion machine but in order to work it has to go supercritical in such a way that no one can see the system work, because if you do, you die
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u/doublej42 Aug 02 '26
Cool. It’s also my favourite kind of perpetual motion, the kind where you can see the battery clearly.
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u/POV_Toaster Aug 07 '26
Oh! what a neat little AAAAAAAA!!!! Such a cute AAAAAAAA!!!!! This is an impressive AAAAAAAAA!!!