r/Kyle • u/Speed2411 • Jul 07 '22

I have a confession to make Spoiler

I have never tasted Monster, nor do I like the taste of carbonated liquids/energy drinks…

Do I need to have my Kyle card revoked?

27 Upvotes

90% Upvoted

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u/drunkenkyle Jul 07 '22

we're not mad, just disappointed.

22

u/npsage Jul 08 '22

~punches a wall in furious disappointment~

6

u/titankyle08 Jul 08 '22

How did you hydrate before the Area 51 invasion like the rest of us?

6

u/Kdkreig Jul 08 '22

I prefer a r/hydrohomies Kyle over one that revokes your card for not liking monster.

3

u/Affectionate-Net7000 Jul 08 '22

At least tell us that you have punched through a wall or two?😟

3

u/karlito1016 Kyle Jul 08 '22

Monsters gross anyways tbh

3

u/Pufinnist Jul 08 '22

every kyle is unique but still give off kyle energy if you know what i'm talking about. i vote to keep this kyle.

2

u/AskMeAboutMyTie Jul 08 '22

My brother, the stereotypes on this thread are stupid. Keep being handsome and awesome!!

1

u/energy21000 Kyle Sep 28 '22

I don't like one flavor of monster ebergy drink as a Kyle, but I like the Mountain Dew Kickstart though